HOW DO I MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LEAVE BURGERLAND

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Man the harpoons

Whale season...strong buy signal.

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Listen up anons. This is the woman you're destined for if you don't get your shit together. We are ALL going to make it but first you must buy as much Bitcoin as you can. That is all.

id fuck that. did you match with her?

There she blows!

I’m not even larping btw. Just fired up tinder because am brain dead trying to kill some time. Back in burgerland after weeks in Europe.

Are you man enough to handle her baby anons?

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*Jaws theme intensifies*

*Bond theme sting as scene fades to black*

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If I could nuke America and watch it Slowly burn...then and only then could I die happily

What a fuckint ***ed up ducking shithole of garbage. Being exposed to this fucked up cesspool during my key years of youth has fucked my mind beyond repair

FUCK

she looks like shes 55

if you truly believe this is real
nys

She’s not. See the 2nd follow up I posted and this

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It is. She has an insta.

Honestly I didn’t believe it at first either so I don’t blame you for saying this

Fuck man, how do I escape burgerland

why don’t you just fuck the fat bitch instead of gossiping about her like a teenager. gain test

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>have my shit together
>crazy colored hair telling the whole world she's insane

who the fuck is she trying to pull anyway?

Fpbp

I’m literally 919 test douchebag, how much more fucking test do you wan me to gain before I can get it up for that warpig

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Why do hoes love this Billie eyelash bitches music so much?

Personally I’m all in on link

If that doesn’t work I’m just gonna ER

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Thanks capitalism

Based

Lol do you know how serum testosterone levels work? Having a high reading doesn't make you "high test" since it's just as likely to drop to below the reference range in a few hours

Fuck it OP just hit it and cum on her face.

based pierce brosnan

got DAMN look at the TOILETTE on that lady!

Cope

these women are a drag

they are depressing

can we help them
or is that not possible

Said by the guy who's trying show off how "high T" he is on Jow Forums lmfao

>25 btw

>filename

GigaKEK

Absolutely anyone with any kind of penis that gets a regular pay check. But will probably end up with some crusty nigger that has 12 Instagram followers.

Nope, women only listen to society or chads.
Since no chad will waste time on a whale, they just listen to society tell them they are beautiful at every size.

because women secretly are jealous they weren't born a man, so a song like that make them feel masculine because they are now a "bad guy"

It's Freudian manipulation at it's finest.

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I expatted with negative net worth. ez as.

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Just returning from Poland myself.

The quality of women is depressing in North America.

You should have told the russians to nuke us when you had the chance

Dat filename Kek

> Volume only halfway up
looks like another 2-3x is on the table

COPE