Long story short, my ultra liberal boomer parents are spending my whole fucking inheritance on nigger charities and other stupid shit. Meanwhile I'm working 2 minimum wage jobs just to make ends meet. My grandparents had fortunes that they were going to leave to me and other grandkids, but my stepdad and my mom got powers of attorney over my grandparents and have been investing all their money into fucking charities. I have been disowned since I was 18 because I was in a fight with a couple hispanic kids who jumped me in a quiznos after school and my stepdad wanted me to drop charges for some bullshit "they can't help their lives" reason, I wouldn't (they still got light as hell probation bs) and he and my mom basically called me a racist nazi.
I need a way to get some of the money out
Long story short...
shit, hit 'post' too soon by accident.
anyway, I have a plan to create a fake charity in switzerland that helps refugees. I just need to know if it's possible to create a swiss bank account with routing # etc that they can wire money into, and then convert that into crypto somehow.
I know that in these days, swiss doesn't actually mean shit for privacy anymore, but it will play into the story I'm spinning for this charity. I've got a whole plan to bring their attention to it and sell them on it without them ever knowing it was me.
surely nothing could go wrong
I honestly don't care about the risks anymore.
after I got disowned, I moved in with my grandparents and worked as their caretaker for free for almost five years, in exchange for free rent on a 200 square foot room. i also worked a landscaping job because i didn't want to be a drain on their finances, even though they had millions. then after my grandma's stroke, my mom & stepdad swooped in to cut me out.
murder your cunty boomer parents,
problem solved
They care more about third world sleazos than your future LOL
Kill your subhuman boomer stepdad
Also they aren’t putting the money into charities
They funnel them into hedge funds without you knowing
Take him out with you
yeah sounds like you can pull off this long con with a couple emails, 40 or 50 bucks, maybe a PDF. Good idea! While you're researching you should look up what health care in prison is like.
disowned, i'd get nothing
i have a workable plan and i'm not going to post it on Jow Forums, because i prefer for it to remain a workable plan