Tfw coworkers discover your power level

>tfw coworkers discover your power level

Manged to keep a facade up for 3 weeks until they caught on.

What are some jobs where you don't have to work with people?

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been there friend
did you mention the jews?

no but they know about being a virgin

How the fuck do you just let that slip three weeks into a new job?

>hey new guy haha you catchin' on? wanna grab a beer after work?
>i'm a virgin
>uhh alright then see you around user

Thats called powerlevel now?
Are they making fun of you?

You should try to befriend the chaddiest of them and ask if he can go out with you and wingman you. Only works if you're not a completely unlikable autist though.

Realistic

We have to do team building activities. One of the activities was some game where you had to write down 3 things about yourself, 2 truths and 1 lie. I had a hard time of coming with stuff and was running out of time so I put down that I was a virgin as one of my truths. I'm so used to the concept being brought up on here that I didnt put much thought into it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>y-you too!

So, what was it you wrote for your lie that was worse than being a virgin so you couldn't just pretend it was one of your truths?
Actually writing that you're a virgin for your lie would be pretty fucked up too so this is kind of a no-win scenario, but still curious

I write online content, translation, that kind of stuff. Work from home so I never have to meet any coworkers.

unironically chad move i'm losing my mind

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I put that I was fluent in Japanese for my lie.

You know you can get fired for being an incel right? Consider yourself lucky if the police doesn't come knocking at your door.

Couldn't manage a simple
>konnichiwa desu, doutei ja nai desu hontou desu
?
Sad

Virgins over the age of 25 should be sent to labor camps.

Unironically this, the mere presence of an incel constitutes sexual harassment. Stop creeping on the womans.

i thought you meant wealth haha. People i work with at new jobs always find im rich relative to them despite identical salary, just owning your car etc and not spending your entire paycheck makes you rich in normie eyes

So is Jow Forums just Jow Forums with Bitcoins? I'm new to this board.

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>hey new guy, do you like your new desk? Can I show you the kitchen?
>i'm a virgin
>uhh alright then see you around user

>worm in ID
fitting. Don't you dare to turn biz into another cesspit

don't worry, I'm mostly lurking

how you gonna treat this guy like that when he's getting these numbers
checked

I smell projection

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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jesus christ you fucking autist

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>team building activities

i would quit my job the moment something like this would come up

Change "labor camps" with "traditional mandatory military" and I'll agree

good for you, but that's a bit too personal for work, isn't it

yeah, just befriend him user, should be fine

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ATTENTION: This is now a 2 truths and a lie thread. I'll start.
>I've never seen the ocean
>163 IQ
>I was a child actor

how did you even get past their behavioral interview with that kind of shit

Iq lie
Child actor true, got diddled.

>have a big dick
>very tall
>super intelligent

>net worth 9MM
>handsome
>trap

My sides

Why? You could have literally wrote down anything else. God damn it.

Get off of Jow Forums Macaulay

> IQ is bullshit
Anyone who is smart wouldn't say super intelligent so I am thinking you are a big dicked tall fella who isn't that smart
you are a handsome trap but probably sucking dicks for 5 bucks

never seen the ocean and child actor in CP movies

cough up the money bucko

fucking retard oh my god

Not letting this bad boy die just yet

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A man should only lie with a woman he is willing to die for. You did nothing wrong and I'm proud of you. Don't give yourself to worthless thots user. You are better than most.

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I managed to escape this shit pretty easily. When I was in high school there was a teacher who was also a psycologist, so often she came up with these retarded things. What I do was to ask the girl next me what to write. If then, during the reading out, someone called bullshit on me (not that often), I pointed that was a jokingly idea of that girl. At maximum the teacher sighed and the girl giggled.

This. As much of an autistic move that was, you can turn it around by simply not giving a fuck. You just revealed one of a mans biggest insecurities just for the fuck of it.

Literally have sex lol

oh dear user... why didnt you just say some bs like "i used to be a pro football player" or some shit