IT'S REALLY, SERIOUSLY FUCKING HAPPENING

Facebook is using ChainLink. If you don't have a suicide stack of AT LEAST 10k LINK, you will soon be experiencing suffering unimaginable by modern standards.

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This is real. My gf works at Facebook and she confirmed it's true, privately.

No it's not.

Yeah, as if any user would have a gf.

Have sex.

No U!

>not real
>also real
What is this sorcery?

Nice reddit post user

okay, I asked node #1: he declined
asked node #2: he declined
asked node #3: he approved
It's all true

Sounds like they're talking about RSR not jewbook coin.

>he thinks hacker news is reddit
This is a level below pajeet tier FUD. Get the fuck out of this game now before you lose all your fiat.

Sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. RSR phase 3 = basket of commodities (NOT currencies), GC = basket of currencies. Also, "***book coin"? Really? Racism on this board is a reportable defence. You are so fucked.

All incels should fiddle the pus

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I just got off the phone with Zuckerberg and he confirmed that yes Facebook is using Chainlink and that he’s currently smoking some meats

Everything will be revealed in August. Get your sucks in a row.

>Racism on this board is a reportable defence
Toppest of keks.
Don't you have a crotch wound to dilate?

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This user is delusional

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Didn't you get the memo via Discord? The new goalpost is 20th September

facebook is going to be assraped so hard by anti-trust laws I would start shorting it now.

Post your address some I can come New Zealand your entire family, bitch.

Israel has every right to exist..

The redacted version of that post is still up on hacker news.

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There’s two options:
1) A LARPer stole the short post and expanded upon it to make their LARP.
2) Longtime HN commenter Fastball really is working on Facebook coin and made that longer post from a throwaway account which they’ve since deleted.

This warrants repeating:

If you do not own at least 10,000 chainlink tokens, you WILL EXPERIENCE SUFFERING THAT IS LEVELS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN TO HUMANITY. Not because you don't have link, but because you don't have link AND you knew. You knew but didn't listen.

If you stare long enough into pajeet, pajeet looks back at you.

>reportal defense
>defense

wow I justed fucked my cat anus

i love licking the walls of my anus

Frederic Pajeetsche

Fake and gay

baited/10

He's making meats now!?
I hope it's a brisket and some ribs

can anyone explain to a brainlet?

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no time to explain. just buy more LINK. ignore the downtrend

>downtrend

Nigger

> ">downtrend"

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zoom out newfag. Also volume drying out while the price decreases is bullish

>volume drying out while the price decreases is bullish
Found the REQ holder

>drying out.
We're not talking about your sandals, manvinder.

He blanked “Jew”
Here :Jeeeeewwwww.
Even nigger can’t be blanked on Jow Forums new fag.

Facebook is not using cuck link faggot

Jow Forums.org/rules
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism...
The rules say nothing about "blanking out" words. But they _very specifically_ say that you can't post racism (like calling Facebook's new crypto asset a "***coin") or flame people (like calling me a "new***").
You can be reported for violating these rules. If violated, you can and WILL be banned. This is not /b/, much less Jow Forums or any other type of pink board. Racism and flaming are totally unacceptable and do not promote a decent atmosphere for seriously discussing financial markets.

Unironically go back to r*ddit

Google is tho. :)

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literally who

>TFW grabbed an extra 200 link from the dipshit sell bots
maximum comfy bros

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