Had a two hour meeting with HR and a fucking sheriff's deputy in the room because I was googling workplace shootings...

Thanks for making my day. This is hilarious. I couldn’t even imagine being this pathetic

The three words that will spawn the fright off them:
>Attorney on speaker.

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these desu

sue the fuck out of them if fired

Please be real

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You can't fire me! *Pulls out gun* Because I'm gonna FIRE you!!

Just tel them you were worried a shooting would happen, and wanted to research what happens before a shooting so you can see the warning signs in other employees. Say you are glad they caught you even looking this stuff up as it makes you feel safe that the company is on the lookout for this sorta thing as well.

Classic kino. Legit masterpiece.

Do this op but with lots of air quotes for emphasis

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if OP clearly can't see this is a power play over ego with some HR cunts he deserves to be fired

Why aren’t you contacting an attorney yesterday, lol? Not saying that I know you’re gonna get money, but I’m pretty sure it’s in your best interest to start standing up for yourself with legal representation because this story sounds all kinds of in your favor.

Nah, its funny! If they fire you, shoot up the place!

Get fucked Burger!

I work hard it's just I don't talk to people because of my autism but I like them and I think they like me.

you might unironically be onto something user
easy to integrate within current threads, too
"i can't stand wagecucking, bros. if LINK doesn't moon i swear i'll shoot up my workplace"
this is genius

Des digits command you op

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If you get fired, can't you sue? Does it explicitly say in company policy that you can't do that? It seems they are just making assumptions about your behavior without any hard evidence. Fuck it, if you are a minority play the race card.

Also THIS

HR is there to protect the company! Its called Human Resources! Get back to work slave!

>power play
what does this even mean?

Play the autism card then lol
Go get diagnosed and sue for discrimination. YOLO

GET A LAWYER AND SUE THEM FAGGOT

Exactly, plus unlike thotposting which can get you banned or REEE'd at and derails threads, it's not a bannable offense to do this. So anyone browsing the catalog and a workplace shooting thread is on there and their boss walks past and see's it will be in big trouble.

I think we just solved the wagie posting problem.

Just fucking say that then fag.

i was """worried"""" a ""shooting" would happen, and wanted to """research"" what """"happens""""" before a """"shooting""" so you can see the """"""warning signs""" in other """"""""""employees""""""""""""". i am """glad" you """caught"" me even ""looking ""this ""stuff ""up""""""" as it makes me"""""" feel """"""safe""" that the """""""""""""company"" is on the lookout for """"""""""""""""this"""""""""""""" sorta thing.

I should have done that but just told them I thought it was an interesting subject. The deputy asked me if I owned any guns and I said no. I was also looking at execution methods (historical and modern) and they bought that up.

You fucked up badly. Even if you keep the job, rumors are gonna spread around your workplace now and you will be known as the potential shooter. Watch over the next few days how people either go out of their way to avoid you, or go out of their way to be really nice to you to get on your goodside.

well they didn't care about the gay porn you watched on you shift, but shooting up the faggots that your colleagues truly are with lead and not sperm is a different story...

>Watch out Stacy here comes that lunatic user that's going to shoot up the place
>I heard he's never had sex
>Maybe that's why he's so creepy
>I know right? Always staring at my boobs like some incel
>Look there's Chad!
>Oh hey Chad! You coming to the AW later? ;)
>You know it girls *slaps Stacy's ass*
>Omg he's like sooo hot!
>I'd give anything to have his babies

This is what I'm worried about they said my colleagues felt intimidated having me around (how did they even find out??) and it would raise issues going forward. The deputy kept on asking the same questions and was very intimidating

>The deputy kept on asking the same questions and was very intimidating
He's trying to get you to slip up. You probably should contact a lawyer.

>living in America(tm)
Enjoying your thought police?
>Freedom

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I can’t tell if this an elaborate troll or real. Hilarious either way. Thanks for the laughs OP.

Perfectly normal and blue pilled. Also checked

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> Kek
> Intense accuracy

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It's not funny if I lose my job i won't be able to afford rent and don't know anyone else in the city I live in.

Dude chad is cut as fuck and has that premo kush. I hear he is hung like a horse too. If user ever tries to shoot up the place chad will save us and will be given the key to the city from the mayor. Did I mention chad has a bigger penis than user.

Wouldnt be able to afford a lawyer if they fired me they hold all the cards. I apologized and said sorry and I just found it interesting but they were horrible to me, really trying to grind me down and the deputy was a complete prick. The meeting tomorrow is with more HR people and my manager and his manager, so I think they might try to fire me then, if I start crying do you think that might help?

Why didn't you just say you are working on few novel ideas??? Oh right you can't because you're lying larper. Time to move cities (again) op. Better luck next time

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I thinking buying SV and btt will solve all your problems kek

You need to understand work computers are traced. Literally don't go to social media or search weird things. Just read the news.

I guess it’s too late to say chad was using your computer. Then again no one would ever expect that of chad. Chad is a national treasure.

> Blue pill larps
Authentic larps like this seriously make me question the future of humanity.
Don't show weakness op. This only tilts the power in their favor and makes you appear unstable.
Also what coins are you holding?

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How the fuck can I invent an imaginary fucking story like being an aspiring novelist when they call me I'm with no warning and the first thing that happens is a fucking policeman asks if he can frisk me.

XMR and ETH, have about 2k between the two of them

Lmao you're pathetic OP. I would quit right there at the HR meeting but I would never be that retarded to look that type of shit up on a work network. What the fuck were you thinking?

did you let them frisk you?
this is getting better and better. Im honestely on the edge following this riveting tale from wagie land. please do continue OP

So the deputy ambushed you at work? Tell us more details please op and I'll try and help you avoid jail or worse

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You're pretty fucked op, just start looking for a new job (dont use this one on the resume)

Must be summer, y'all taking the bait hard

OP, you have a HR person who is being intrusive and overstepping her bounds.

You need to keep this simple, and tell them to that you will not discuss this further without having your attorney present. When you tell them this, they will either back off or then agree to reschedule for when you can have an attorney present. If they reschedule, pay some local attorney to come sit in the meeting for an hour with you. The attorney will deflect away everything they ask, and you'll get to keep your job.

Well I thought it was a joke to start with so said yeah and laughed a bit but he told me this is serious and then frisked me. I'm glad my impending fucking homelessness is so funny to you.

Would you question humanity less if I was like OP looking up workplace shooting on my workplace computer? kek

The moment they started questioning you about reading those things online, you should have told them it's none of their business, got up, and left the room.

>*Chad bumps into user, knocking him to the grund with his huge pecks* Oh hey buddy, didn't see you there, you alright?
>Uh, y-yeah I'm fine Chad
>Alright *Chad slaps user's back so hard his glasses fall to the ground*, take it easy chief!
>*user picks up glasses, clenches fists* I'll show them, I'll show them all!!!
>What's that you're going to show us user?
>*user turns around, sees boss* Uhh, just this funny meme I found the other day
>Really? Well lets have a look then
>*user frantically tries to find something funny, only has ChainLink memes, shows boss fat Sergey* ehehe
>user, that's fat shaming, we don't tolerate that kind of thing here. I think we need to have another meeting with HR.
>O-ok, sorry...

This OP. But honestly find someone who know a bit about employment law. Don't hire a fucking retard criminal defense attorney for 2 hours to sit there and act stupid.

t. Lawfag

Kek

If your coworkers are coming intimidated, that means that the HR person or someone else higher up the ladder shared confidential information about you with your coworkers, which is illegal.

Checked. There is no question if op started blazing. American society has accepted shootings at work or school as an occupational hazard.

Well I got in at nine. Everyone was being error with me but I didn't think anything of it. My boss and his boss came over to me and said there are some people to see me. I was taken to a conference room upstairs with the blinds drawn around it and was kinda nervous but thought maybe I was getting a promotion. I went in and saw the three women and the cop. My bosses left and the cop instantly asked if it was ok to check if I had any weapons. I laughed and said sure he said don't laugh this is serious and frisked me. He then asked if I bought a bag or a briefcase to work and I said no. He asked if I drove and I said I walked. He then said to sit down and stood by the door behind me so I couldn't see him. The HR women then said there had been a complaint raised by the IT department and showed me print outs of my browsing history and asked why I was looking at them during work hours. I tried to explain like I said just that I found it interesting. It went on for ages like they didn't understand and about an hour later the cop said one other thing and asked if I had a licence for a gun I said no then he asked if I owned any weapons (despite just saying I didn't have a licence) so I said no. The HR people then said my eprfomrnace was bad and I wasn't a 'team player' and I tried to counter that but they kept on bringing up bullshit. Then about half an hour later the cop asked where I keep my guns at home and I told him I don't have any guns and I already told him that. Then the HR people said that they would come back tomorrow with someone else and there was another meeting scheduled with them, that person, and my boss and his boss. I was then told to take the rest of the day off.

So how fucked am I?

There was a fucking cop behind me and I'm not that confident. I don't think we'll on my feet b

oh no sirs

Kek, this is so accurate it hurts.

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They gonna fire you. Get lawyer now

Right well I mean I can say it's what you should have done because hindsight is 2020. I doubt many people would have had the brass balls to actually do that. However, now you know what to do in the second meeting. You flat out tell them this is none of their business, it is not work related nor is it related to any interactions you had with other employees, so you will be going. Then you walk out of the meeting.

>was kinda nervous but thought maybe I was getting a promotion
peak dellusion of a beta

You have created a hostile work environment unintentionally. Even if you don’t get fired everyone will be terrified around you or thinking you might come in on off days.

>So how fucked am I?
u're already fired

he fucked up by googling it at work. that makes it work related and that'll be what the company says

>would come back tomorrow with someone else and there was another meeting scheduled with them, that person, and my boss and his boss
2-tier meetings is usually what happens when you get fired for being a weirdo. it's not about your workplace shooting google, thats just what they needed to get rid of you. i know beta behaviour, they use this now to get rid of you cause you've been a pain to them already for too long.
t. 35 years exp in the office

How would you describe your working relationship with your coworkers and the company in general?

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I work hard and don't fuck up though. I really need this job how do I unfuck the situation.

I’ll take a swing in the dark. Highly uncomfortable and makes all females nervous.

I work hard. I don't talk to people much because I'm shy but I think people like me. I haven't made any big mistakes.

Take a recorder for next conversation, get in contact with a probono lawyer if you're a poorfag. Be yourself and you'll be fired without a doubt. Sue for wrongful termination, ez money. You can probably fall behind 1 or 2 months on your rent without being kicked out(after the 1 -2 months is gg though and you're out so you need to get that case moving and tell the lawyer you need it to be done fast because you're going to be homeless).

He can add the stress you got from the fear of becoming homeless aswell as the workplace bullying for your autism to the lawsuit for some extra $$. Make sure to cry in the court. Easiest money of your life.

nah...hard work, no one gives a shit. everyone can claim 'hard work'. if you really need this job my prediction that you'll get fired changes from 100% to 110% cause you clinge to that shit. just search for something new, they have very likely already begun today to get you of all the lists.

Ok I will do this. Thank you that's good advice. I really can't be homeless. How much do you think I will get if i sue and will they still give me a reference?

this.

take estrogen. get breast implants. change your name to daisy. problem solved.

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Chirst this is embarassing OP. I think the other guys right, you are already fired, they just want to do it legally and are in the midst of firing you right now.

If you really really want to salvage this job (not a good idea, it will be a hostile working environment full of rumors of you being a shooter from now on) then hire a lawyer and attend the meeting with the laywer and let him speak.

But to save yourself embarrassment. Just don't go to work tomorrow. Send an email saying you quit and don't embarrass yourself by letting them grill you. Trust me, you are almost definitely already fired. No point letting them embarrass you further.

can also probably get the sheriff's bodycam footage if HR plays their HR games in deposition

This user is correct. You got to milk it for all it’s worth, also you should really learn your constitutional rights so you don’t get taken advantage of

Yeah actually this is a really good idea. Do this OP and spend the gains on Link.

Don’t listen to the last jag. Don’t buy link. I repeat do not buy that shitcoin link.

> get a lawyer

Dumb fuck going to court for anything besides small claims is a fucking nightmare. Going to court is merely a last resort, IF YOU HAVE money already. Do you know how much you need just to have an attorney on retainer? It’s a minimum of $10k and that shit goes FAST. All you faggot redditors love to say “muh get a lawyer”, it’s not that easy and rarely practical.

I will do this but how much do you think I will get if I sue and will they still write me a reference?

This may be his best option considering op is too retarded to lie on his resume like a normal person.

Go shit in a street pajeet.

No idea, and holy shit, no I don't think they'd write you a good reference, especially if you do end up suing them.

I don’t think they will write you a reference. I’d be surprised if they don’t quietly get you blacklisted from all surrounding employers.

So by that logic if I buy SV I’m a street shitting jeet and if I don’t buy SV I’m a street shitting jeet. I can’t win. What’s the coin that makes me not a street shitting jeet?

If he sues they'll definitely blacklist him, he should really just start looking for a new job, and apply for unemployment benefits (maybe disability for autism as well).

>What’s the coin that makes me not a street shitting jeet?

Link.

People get blacklisted for less.

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