IRS Agent Who Took Down ‘Silk Road’ Turns His Attention To Recreational Bitcoin Investors

IRS Agent Who Took Down ‘Silk Road’ Turns His Attention To Recreational Bitcoin Investors

>The Internal Revenue Service has a message it wants to get out to recreational bitcoin investors who think they can dodge taxes on their cryptocurrency gains — it knows what’s going on, and people won’t be able to get away with it for long.

>Now a cyber-crime coordinator for the IRS, Alford said his agency is ready to start moving past sensational money laundering cases and into more routine enforcements of tax law involving cryptocurrencies.

forbes.com/sites/hanktucker/2019/06/13/irs-agent-who-took-down-silk-road-turns-his-attention-to-recreational-bitcoin-investors/#5f99f1611ad1

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My [REDACTED] Monero holdings are safe

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Have fun in prison

Can they do my taxes for me? I’ll diligently pay a fine, which I’ll consider a fee

Catch me if you can nigger

This

They're going after the whales.
Not gonna bother with the NEETS here.
That said be careful.

I dont cashout, though I spend all my income on crypto. I'm in it for the long term.

>could we make the government more efficient?
>could we build better infrastructure?
>could we make educating citizens more profitable?
>could we tell the jews to knock it off?
>no.....no lets spend countless hours chasing after smalltime investors
*sip* thats right

Jow Forums BTFO

Does he think he’s morally right or is he just doing his job (legal theft)?

I was a cuck and actually attempted to pay taxes when I pulled everything out. I ended up paying a fuckton of money, but it was a funny experience finding out how clueless various places were about crypto. H&R Block kept not letting me do my taxes in person because they kept saying I need a form from my broker to pay taxes for BITCOIN, which according to them was the only cryptocurrency, they didn't even know what Ethereum was

Exactly. Tax Avoidance is honestly based as fuck. Your money is just going to some fucking kike, muslim, single mom, nigger or fat fucking bureaucrat pedophile.

FUCK TAXES AND FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

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Our income tax is freely given to a certain country by all the fine, dual citizens running politics in here in the states. These funds are then transferred back to them as part of their political donations with the implied understanding that they’ll keep bleeding our coffers dry to support god’s chosen. Now they want to come after my shit coins?!? Golly gee whiz, color me surprised.

should I long national socialism?

You should long my cock in Salma Hayek’s asshole until she’s shitting blood on my sack and begging for mercy.

Why Jow Forumsfags love national socialism I do not know. Like they can't imagine a nationalist government without ALSO imagining a gibsmedat system for lazy faggots.

it's all just one big distraction
if libertarians and progressives can't unite to fight the boomer menace then crypto is seriously doomed

So national socialism equates with not wanting to share a portion of my holdings with a subversive population of grandiose nation usurpers?

Israel doesn’t deserve to exist.

I think it's just really fun for him. Thought this seems way less cool and fun that chasing Dread Pirate Robert down.

The sentencing he got was so ridiculously unwarranted it makes me sick.

Here here!

Lost all my crypto in a boating accident oh this lambo? Won it in a game of fortnight

Fuck the government
Fuck the IRS
Fuck the fed
Fuck fiat
Fuck bankers
Fuck it all

I was just shitposting, but as far as nationalism goes, yes that would equate

LAND OF THE FREE

I like the concept of taxes.

Governments could be using that money to invest in our futures.

We should meet up and wrestle after chugging a few wine coolers sometime. It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact.

another thing, the fact that literally NO ONE except complete bootlickers thinks this tax policy is okay should be an indication that we're not exactly going beyond the pale here
same goes with the FATF news. these are just hyperbureaucratic mind games for braindead normies

Taxation is theft. The only thing keeping normalfags from going full Rothbard is the vague idea that taxation pays for things like Roads and the police. But that's only because they don't know the sorry state of american infrastructure or the rate of civil forfeiture .

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The g7 guy leading the “track any transaction over 1K” is s dirty hook nose too.

>taxation pays for things like Roads and the police
Defence and education?
(Outside the US) Healthcare?

What have the Romans ever done for us?

and bless jannies

1k? Holy fuck how fucking Boomer are these people thinking minimum wage is still .60 cents

checked and based

you morons are delusional. its not about bootlicking its about being realistic. literally nobody likes taxes. do you think people pay taxes because they like it? they do it because they will get fucked more if they don't. There is a reason the saying goes the only things sure in life is death and taxes. sooner or later you will get fucked if you avoid it

That's like saying rent is theft. If you don't like it, leave.

>and people won’t be able to get away with it for long.

Pursue the person and the wallet gets destroyed. You net lose money for every single action.

>Defence and education?

>Defense
A bunch of welfare queen normalfags who march around military bases all day. Trillion dollar planes that never leave the hanger. Billions given to military contractors, smuggled to politicians through laundering companies or just plain wasted on bullshit
>Education
Education in America is absolute dog shit.
>healthcare
If you're for socialized medicine you're a brainlet you has no concept of economics. Read Friedman, Rothbard, Sowell

>we don't care about remittance
>but making money without a bank, that's a no no
HONK
O
N
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>sooner or later you will get fucked if you avoid it

Like I said, if you go too hard on crypto tax evaders you will gain nothing from it. You might as well give up.

jokes on them. i only buy high and sell low.

What's the best way to hide my money? Should I sell all my crypto now and buy Monero. Then transfer that monero to what exchange and sell it for ether then transfer that ether to a ledger nano and buy all my shitcoins back up on IDEX?

I don't want to pay my fair share, but I still want to enjoy the fruits of living in a society.

Nice try, fbi.

this desu
It's fun to act cool on the internet, but you're only fucking yourself if you don't pay taxes.

Why don't you just fire up the old fiat printing press to pay for the roads and shit.

Retards and cripples were rightfully euthanized. Pretty based and human if tou ask me. Also saves the resources wasted keeping them alive.

>Giving the government the power to euthanize whoever they see fit
Yeah that could never backfire, retard

They can barely track paper money, are understaffed, and they think they can catch crypto traders? Kek

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FUCKING KEKE

I'm dying to see the boomers coming after my crypto

HELL, I'D LOVE TO RECEIVE A ITS LETTER

just so i can WIPE MY ASS WITH IT

FUCKING KEKE BOOMERS

Fuck the irs
Fuck taxes
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes

i love being white

putting this retarded boomer shit in front of 12 person jury is the best thing that can happen for crypto

exactly, it's all just a money grab. can't let the goyim getting ahead in life can they?

>recreational bitcoin investors who think they can dodge taxes on their cryptocurrency gains
Don't they know that 90% of us who trade are losing money?

>They're going after the whales.
They'll try to pick a high-profile person like Martha Stewart or Wesley Snipes and throw the book at them. Fifty Cent or somebody like that. The IRS doesn't have the resources to go through with that bullshit bluff in OP's article. One fucking guy is going to take down all the Neets? My ass.

People with autism could easily count as retarded. The difference between a level 12 autist and an actual durrrrrrrr retard isn't always that obvious. Some physically disabled people are still mentally useful in society. The nazi euthenisation shit was dumb.

Daily reminder that neither the IRS or the FED are actually government organizations. Daily reminder that Lois Lerner still receives a full pension and faced no discipline for her actions.

How do I even pay them? Am I responsible for every single trade since I began? Seems a little unrealistic.

>50 cent

theverge.com/2018/1/24/16930010/50-cent-rich-bitcoin-twitter-instagram-humblebrag

>In 2014, rapper 50 Cent let people buy his album Animal Ambition using bitcoin. He then let his account lie unused for years, and only just recently discovered that he’s now a bitcoin millionaire, as first reported by TMZ.

>At the time, a single bitcoin was worth only $662, and the rapper’s fans could pick up the album for a fraction of that. In total, he pulled in over $400,000. Since then, the value of bitcoin has soared: the price of the cryptocurrency rose as high as $17,000 earlier this month, only to drop under $10,000 in recent weeks. (At the time of writing, bitcoin is now worth a little more than $11,000.) After sitting untouched in his account for years, 50 Cent’s earnings are now worth $7 million to $8.5 million, based on the current fluctuating bitcoin valuation.

>50 Cent confirmed his new windfall on Instagram and Twitter, saying, “Not bad for a kid from South Side, I’m so proud of me.” He later commented on his post: “Ima keep it real, I forgot I did that shit lol.”

>"A little bitcoin anyone? LOL. l know l make you sick but excuse me...I’m getting to the bag #denofthieves"

Fucking jej, this guy trolls the IRS for fun. I just hope he had control of his wallet and dumped some time before ATH.

No. Boomers are going to get btfo in court its literally going to ruin their nap time

fuck outa here boomer

how are they gonna get my moneros?

good luck with that

how are you gonna cash out your monero?

good luck with that

>Implying I need Monero to cash out Monero
Nigger I have hired three women to be my wives and I pay them monthly with Monero. They get me all the food and services I need.

would love to see you larp when you are getting raped by tax evasion fees too

Healthcare as well
It’s like you idiots never heard of Medicare and Medicaid, TRICARE and the VA

Feels comfy getting paid cash, and buying ETH with it. Still have not cashed out 1 dollar, average buy in price is 39.

giftcards, you can buy preloaded debitcards

>would love to see you larp when you are getting raped by tax evasion fees too

> I don't have any fiat only crypto and the crypto was stolen/destroyed.

I hope the IRS nigger ends up on best gore, squealing like the pig he is.

My nigger right here.
Based af.

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Live in a place for "free" because you are paying in crypto under the table. Belongings are reduced to PC and VR setup. Internet connection provided. Most large owning are digital and impossible to confiscate.

If things go south find another person to move in with.

that's a rare space apu

What are these stupid tax motherfuckers gonna do? Brute force my private key? I can put a bullet into their heads however

>Brute force my private key?

If it turns out that they can easily brute force the keys then the currency value will drop to zero.

Face it, there is no actual way to enforce taxes on crypto. You can only tax physical objects and fiat.

The moment you go after someone a little to hard you force them to be desperate.Once desperate they can destroy the currency or pretend to destroy it. You will also Force them entirely into the crypto space where they don't even bother reporting taxes anymore. They cant because you pushed them out of fiat. They can still live fulfilling and interesting lives in virtual reality with extremely low upkeep.

The harder you IRS people push the more you will lose and it will just create a sub culture where its 100% impossible to do prevent.

These threads need to stop. Its checkmate, give up right now or waste my tax money going after people who will never pay you anything.

If you are American you need to give up your US Citizenship NOW, before you end up in prison.

Then you need to move to a country such as Dubai or the Bahamas that has no taxes or a country that has only territorial taxation, such as Panama or Costa Rica.

Then the tax man won't bother you.

>wat u tink u gon keep does gainz wh*te boi?
jesus, the government is literally sending niggers to rob you

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You goyim better watch yourselves

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Yes because that's how the tax man operates, he goes after the big boys....

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I can't wait to see a bunch of Jow Forums neets mugshot and government agents laughing
Most boomers already think bitcoin should be illegal when they find out you're using it to skip out on their social security and pensions it's over
The us has 100 trillion unfunded liabilities on top of 23 trillion debt they're not going to let bitcoin take over

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>this guy comes into your house with a SWAT team
>"YO WHERE DIS NIGGA JORDANS AT?"
>"IMA GUARANTEE YOU HE PAPER WALLET HIDDEN INNA DEM JORDANS."
>"Sir there are no Jordan sneakers."
>"DAMN THESE CRYPTUM MUFUKAS BE SMART."
>"YO OPEN DAT DERE FRIDGE LEMME TAKE DIS NIGGA MOUNTAIN DEW."
>"PUNK ASS TAX AVOIDIN CRYPTUMCURNCY BITCHES."

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Reminds me of the Turner Diaries.

pizzagate is 100% real and the united states government is teetering on the verge of total illegitimacy :-)

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The NEET nodes will be our new global government.

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>pizzagate is 100% real
we know

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