IRS Agent Who Took Down ‘Silk Road’ Turns His Attention To Recreational Bitcoin Investors
>The Internal Revenue Service has a message it wants to get out to recreational bitcoin investors who think they can dodge taxes on their cryptocurrency gains — it knows what’s going on, and people won’t be able to get away with it for long.
>Now a cyber-crime coordinator for the IRS, Alford said his agency is ready to start moving past sensational money laundering cases and into more routine enforcements of tax law involving cryptocurrencies.
Can they do my taxes for me? I’ll diligently pay a fine, which I’ll consider a fee
Lincoln Lopez
Catch me if you can nigger
Justin Hughes
This
Justin Nguyen
They're going after the whales. Not gonna bother with the NEETS here. That said be careful.
Mason Myers
I dont cashout, though I spend all my income on crypto. I'm in it for the long term.
Nolan Green
>could we make the government more efficient? >could we build better infrastructure? >could we make educating citizens more profitable? >could we tell the jews to knock it off? >no.....no lets spend countless hours chasing after smalltime investors *sip* thats right
Lincoln James
Jow Forums BTFO
Jose Wright
Does he think he’s morally right or is he just doing his job (legal theft)?
Nicholas Clark
I was a cuck and actually attempted to pay taxes when I pulled everything out. I ended up paying a fuckton of money, but it was a funny experience finding out how clueless various places were about crypto. H&R Block kept not letting me do my taxes in person because they kept saying I need a form from my broker to pay taxes for BITCOIN, which according to them was the only cryptocurrency, they didn't even know what Ethereum was
William Taylor
Exactly. Tax Avoidance is honestly based as fuck. Your money is just going to some fucking kike, muslim, single mom, nigger or fat fucking bureaucrat pedophile.
Our income tax is freely given to a certain country by all the fine, dual citizens running politics in here in the states. These funds are then transferred back to them as part of their political donations with the implied understanding that they’ll keep bleeding our coffers dry to support god’s chosen. Now they want to come after my shit coins?!? Golly gee whiz, color me surprised.
Josiah Rogers
should I long national socialism?
John Brown
You should long my cock in Salma Hayek’s asshole until she’s shitting blood on my sack and begging for mercy.
Caleb Carter
Why Jow Forumsfags love national socialism I do not know. Like they can't imagine a nationalist government without ALSO imagining a gibsmedat system for lazy faggots.
Michael Brown
it's all just one big distraction if libertarians and progressives can't unite to fight the boomer menace then crypto is seriously doomed
Dylan Young
So national socialism equates with not wanting to share a portion of my holdings with a subversive population of grandiose nation usurpers?
Israel doesn’t deserve to exist.
Adrian Richardson
I think it's just really fun for him. Thought this seems way less cool and fun that chasing Dread Pirate Robert down.
The sentencing he got was so ridiculously unwarranted it makes me sick.
Brandon Cooper
Here here!
Eli Cruz
Lost all my crypto in a boating accident oh this lambo? Won it in a game of fortnight
Charles Brown
Fuck the government Fuck the IRS Fuck the fed Fuck fiat Fuck bankers Fuck it all
John Williams
I was just shitposting, but as far as nationalism goes, yes that would equate
Kayden Stewart
LAND OF THE FREE
Jack Evans
I like the concept of taxes.
Governments could be using that money to invest in our futures.
Owen King
We should meet up and wrestle after chugging a few wine coolers sometime. It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact.
Xavier Harris
another thing, the fact that literally NO ONE except complete bootlickers thinks this tax policy is okay should be an indication that we're not exactly going beyond the pale here same goes with the FATF news. these are just hyperbureaucratic mind games for braindead normies
Michael White
Taxation is theft. The only thing keeping normalfags from going full Rothbard is the vague idea that taxation pays for things like Roads and the police. But that's only because they don't know the sorry state of american infrastructure or the rate of civil forfeiture .
The g7 guy leading the “track any transaction over 1K” is s dirty hook nose too.
Nicholas Long
>taxation pays for things like Roads and the police Defence and education? (Outside the US) Healthcare?
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Jace Morris
and bless jannies
Daniel Wilson
1k? Holy fuck how fucking Boomer are these people thinking minimum wage is still .60 cents
Brandon Howard
checked and based
Camden Turner
you morons are delusional. its not about bootlicking its about being realistic. literally nobody likes taxes. do you think people pay taxes because they like it? they do it because they will get fucked more if they don't. There is a reason the saying goes the only things sure in life is death and taxes. sooner or later you will get fucked if you avoid it
James Myers
That's like saying rent is theft. If you don't like it, leave.
Samuel Lopez
>and people won’t be able to get away with it for long.
Pursue the person and the wallet gets destroyed. You net lose money for every single action.
Colton Rodriguez
>Defence and education?
>Defense A bunch of welfare queen normalfags who march around military bases all day. Trillion dollar planes that never leave the hanger. Billions given to military contractors, smuggled to politicians through laundering companies or just plain wasted on bullshit >Education Education in America is absolute dog shit. >healthcare If you're for socialized medicine you're a brainlet you has no concept of economics. Read Friedman, Rothbard, Sowell
Samuel Brown
>we don't care about remittance >but making money without a bank, that's a no no HONK O N K
Camden Butler
>sooner or later you will get fucked if you avoid it
Like I said, if you go too hard on crypto tax evaders you will gain nothing from it. You might as well give up.
Evan Sanders
jokes on them. i only buy high and sell low.
Luke Bell
What's the best way to hide my money? Should I sell all my crypto now and buy Monero. Then transfer that monero to what exchange and sell it for ether then transfer that ether to a ledger nano and buy all my shitcoins back up on IDEX?
I don't want to pay my fair share, but I still want to enjoy the fruits of living in a society.
Ayden Baker
Nice try, fbi.
Wyatt Bennett
this desu It's fun to act cool on the internet, but you're only fucking yourself if you don't pay taxes.
Blake Jones
Why don't you just fire up the old fiat printing press to pay for the roads and shit.
Grayson Butler
Retards and cripples were rightfully euthanized. Pretty based and human if tou ask me. Also saves the resources wasted keeping them alive.
Luke Wood
>Giving the government the power to euthanize whoever they see fit Yeah that could never backfire, retard
Luis Morales
They can barely track paper money, are understaffed, and they think they can catch crypto traders? Kek
I'm dying to see the boomers coming after my crypto
HELL, I'D LOVE TO RECEIVE A ITS LETTER
just so i can WIPE MY ASS WITH IT
FUCKING KEKE BOOMERS
Fuck the irs Fuck taxes Fuck niggers Fuck kikes
i love being white
Jackson Gray
putting this retarded boomer shit in front of 12 person jury is the best thing that can happen for crypto
Eli Walker
exactly, it's all just a money grab. can't let the goyim getting ahead in life can they?
Jordan Young
>recreational bitcoin investors who think they can dodge taxes on their cryptocurrency gains Don't they know that 90% of us who trade are losing money?
Owen Walker
>They're going after the whales. They'll try to pick a high-profile person like Martha Stewart or Wesley Snipes and throw the book at them. Fifty Cent or somebody like that. The IRS doesn't have the resources to go through with that bullshit bluff in OP's article. One fucking guy is going to take down all the Neets? My ass.
Jordan Sanders
People with autism could easily count as retarded. The difference between a level 12 autist and an actual durrrrrrrr retard isn't always that obvious. Some physically disabled people are still mentally useful in society. The nazi euthenisation shit was dumb.
Jayden Barnes
Daily reminder that neither the IRS or the FED are actually government organizations. Daily reminder that Lois Lerner still receives a full pension and faced no discipline for her actions.
Robert Carter
How do I even pay them? Am I responsible for every single trade since I began? Seems a little unrealistic.
>In 2014, rapper 50 Cent let people buy his album Animal Ambition using bitcoin. He then let his account lie unused for years, and only just recently discovered that he’s now a bitcoin millionaire, as first reported by TMZ.
>At the time, a single bitcoin was worth only $662, and the rapper’s fans could pick up the album for a fraction of that. In total, he pulled in over $400,000. Since then, the value of bitcoin has soared: the price of the cryptocurrency rose as high as $17,000 earlier this month, only to drop under $10,000 in recent weeks. (At the time of writing, bitcoin is now worth a little more than $11,000.) After sitting untouched in his account for years, 50 Cent’s earnings are now worth $7 million to $8.5 million, based on the current fluctuating bitcoin valuation.
>50 Cent confirmed his new windfall on Instagram and Twitter, saying, “Not bad for a kid from South Side, I’m so proud of me.” He later commented on his post: “Ima keep it real, I forgot I did that shit lol.”
>"A little bitcoin anyone? LOL. l know l make you sick but excuse me...I’m getting to the bag #denofthieves"
Fucking jej, this guy trolls the IRS for fun. I just hope he had control of his wallet and dumped some time before ATH.
Wyatt Lewis
No. Boomers are going to get btfo in court its literally going to ruin their nap time
Thomas Harris
fuck outa here boomer
how are they gonna get my moneros?
good luck with that
Ethan Howard
how are you gonna cash out your monero?
good luck with that
Logan Miller
>Implying I need Monero to cash out Monero Nigger I have hired three women to be my wives and I pay them monthly with Monero. They get me all the food and services I need.
Blake Anderson
would love to see you larp when you are getting raped by tax evasion fees too
Daniel Cox
Healthcare as well It’s like you idiots never heard of Medicare and Medicaid, TRICARE and the VA
Adam Taylor
Feels comfy getting paid cash, and buying ETH with it. Still have not cashed out 1 dollar, average buy in price is 39.
Juan Barnes
giftcards, you can buy preloaded debitcards
Leo Jackson
>would love to see you larp when you are getting raped by tax evasion fees too
> I don't have any fiat only crypto and the crypto was stolen/destroyed.
Adrian Hughes
I hope the IRS nigger ends up on best gore, squealing like the pig he is.
Live in a place for "free" because you are paying in crypto under the table. Belongings are reduced to PC and VR setup. Internet connection provided. Most large owning are digital and impossible to confiscate.
If things go south find another person to move in with.
Dylan Watson
that's a rare space apu
Daniel Price
What are these stupid tax motherfuckers gonna do? Brute force my private key? I can put a bullet into their heads however
Christian Jackson
>Brute force my private key?
If it turns out that they can easily brute force the keys then the currency value will drop to zero.
Face it, there is no actual way to enforce taxes on crypto. You can only tax physical objects and fiat.
The moment you go after someone a little to hard you force them to be desperate.Once desperate they can destroy the currency or pretend to destroy it. You will also Force them entirely into the crypto space where they don't even bother reporting taxes anymore. They cant because you pushed them out of fiat. They can still live fulfilling and interesting lives in virtual reality with extremely low upkeep.
The harder you IRS people push the more you will lose and it will just create a sub culture where its 100% impossible to do prevent.
These threads need to stop. Its checkmate, give up right now or waste my tax money going after people who will never pay you anything.
Levi Peterson
If you are American you need to give up your US Citizenship NOW, before you end up in prison.
Then you need to move to a country such as Dubai or the Bahamas that has no taxes or a country that has only territorial taxation, such as Panama or Costa Rica.
Then the tax man won't bother you.
Bentley Lewis
>wat u tink u gon keep does gainz wh*te boi? jesus, the government is literally sending niggers to rob you
I can't wait to see a bunch of Jow Forums neets mugshot and government agents laughing Most boomers already think bitcoin should be illegal when they find out you're using it to skip out on their social security and pensions it's over The us has 100 trillion unfunded liabilities on top of 23 trillion debt they're not going to let bitcoin take over
>this guy comes into your house with a SWAT team >"YO WHERE DIS NIGGA JORDANS AT?" >"IMA GUARANTEE YOU HE PAPER WALLET HIDDEN INNA DEM JORDANS." >"Sir there are no Jordan sneakers." >"DAMN THESE CRYPTUM MUFUKAS BE SMART." >"YO OPEN DAT DERE FRIDGE LEMME TAKE DIS NIGGA MOUNTAIN DEW." >"PUNK ASS TAX AVOIDIN CRYPTUMCURNCY BITCHES."