Join conference call

>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
I've literally never been on a conference call. Why are these so funny.

>tfw there are people paid twice my salary to just get on conference calls all day while they play around on their phone

Will sticking with my shitty call center job help me obtain this future or should I just quit while I'm ahead?

Can you suck a mean dick?

>the guy that forgets to mute his phone and breathes heavily the whole time while everyone in the conference room tries to awkwardly ignore it

>Where are you based?

I work the shaft.
I dunno, I'm not sure what it takes to get a decent job these days.

sometimes I mutter profanities to myself about the shit I'm hearing on the call. more than once I've had a moment of panic when I wasn't sure if I was actually muted. "oh gawd, did they hear me"?

>get job interview call-back
>im literally taking a shit
>still answer
>they invite me in

I wish I worked for a company like that

do you actually do anything?

No, you don't. There's nothing fun. It's not like you think. Everybody just hate each other.

What's it like?
Are conference calls really like that?
Also, what the fuck are those department names

Imagine a boot stepping on a human face

>Also, what the fuck are those department names

bullshitjob.com/title/

fucking hell why is that so funny

>jaffa calling

because it's true.

lel
someone link the vid

>all the summerfags in this thread

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Fuck this is good...

>Hi this is-*loud dog barking*
>-orry about that, working from home today, yeah this is - *loud dog barking* - speaking
>could you please repeat that, we didn't quite catc-*loud dog barking*
>excuse me guys! it is - *loud dog barking*
>*dog barking loops through mic feedback until entire call is one giant amplified dog bark*

I do about 2 hours of work, the rest is appearing busy while surfing 4chins and flipping shitcoins.
Still hate my job kek

>Internal Optimization Coordinator

Topkek pls delete

KEK

PTSD: triggered

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/Screams of the damned
>"Sorry my son is on the spectrum! He's usually quiet!"
This has happened to me before with a contractor/stay at home mom.

LOL did she actually say "on the spectrum"? you should've been like "what are you talking about?" just to make her feel stupid

When I call in for the weekly meeting from my home office I like to make my job interesting by putting the mic on mute and then saying loudly "schlop schlop schlop" over and over. Then I check that I actually was on mute. Sometimes I call myself based doggo after I have schlopped

God I wish that were me

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no way

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Mfw people ask everyone to mute and I ignore them

Who else here /devilish/?

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we live in a boomer society

doesn't every workplace just use google hangouts now? that's what my work uses anyway

It's all just a theater of normies trying to appear/feel important. What a fucking joke.

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Holy fuck user. that site is gold

In 3 months I will give a presentation with hints on how this problem can be fully addressed on-chain.

And yes, BSV only.

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be smarter

Trust me you don't want to be in one it is the most retarded form of communication ever and nobody remembers anything they said during the call after a few days.

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>Someone not on mute has a text notification blast the call
>feedback loop sounds like the participant is summoning Satan through a transmutation circle

>Beep boop
>Hi, its Karen from HR, who's on the line?
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, and Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions

>Hi everyone, Karen here again! I need to add an agenda item to the meeting

>Ok Karen go ahead

>It's "The importance of diversity in the workplace" and it's a two hour webinar so be sure to have our companies HR website up, there will be a link you can follow

>We are also starting an initiative here in HR to address a shortage of Transgender people in our workforce and are looking for voluteers to transition

>OP, you were the most popular candidate chosen, we would like you to lead this initiative, we know it's not your department, but you are clearly the most experienced in this field.

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She looks hot how many BTT to download her actual pussy in 4K HD and then punch it? Also yes

>Hi everyone, Karen here again! I need to add an agenda item to the meeting

>Ok Karen go ahead

>It's "The importance of diversity in the workplace" and it's a two hour webinar so be sure to have our companies HR website up, there will be a link you can follow

This hurts because its too real

Thanks Karen, whilst outreach to the mentally ill is important for our front of house and corporate image, it's not something we should be getting bogged down in when we are primed to hit the market window by Q3. Let's stick a pin in that and circle back when we've covered all the low hanging fruit, ok? Oh and Karen? Israel has no right to exist

topkek

>mfw purposefully vaping during calls so loud that the participants must be able to actually hear the clouds forming around them

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>forgets

>Karen here just to remind you guys of our up coming pride week! Here at Abercrombie and Fitch we celebrate our diversity so make you you invite your gay friends to our cook out!

Its 2 real

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I just mute and shame the pajeets or boomers that do this and then unmute after 5 seconds. You will find everyone appreciates it and joins in to call out the retard.

>ausfag
email this week
>"hi guise NAIDOC (National Aboriginal and Islanders Day Observance Committee) week is rapidly approaching. I suggest you do something to acknowledge it with your aboriginal employees or something in the community.

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Hitting close 2 home

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lmao

Giant amplified kek

damn it man, we were just joking around and you drop this in here

NO I JUST FUCKING SIGNED 10 FUCKING CORRECTIONS BACK OFF TO DOC CONTROL AND NOW I GET STUCK IN A FUCKING MEETING THAT KAREN SPENT 2 WEEKS PLANNING JUST TO TELL ME I NEED TO WASTE MORE TIME LIKE GODDAMN LET ME WORK ON MY FUCKING TESTS.

kek

>Yes Karl, we'll touch base on Monday and get all our ducks in a row.

>direct directives operator

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Ok corporate hell threads are actually the best ones

Corporate Integration Director

conferencecall.biz/

How do I avoid this mode? What kind of job will have me not having to deal with this shit?

Investor Quality Consultant

synergy

Stop calling me faggots. I'm tripping balls right now and can't deal with this shit.

Principal Program Agent

>conferencecall.biz/
oh my god that website hurts my soul, so many of those give me flashbacks to actual meetings I have been in

pretty much every job has this, work for yourself to avoid it

>mfw I'm literally in the Business Transformation department

We just create poweerpoints all day and send them out to execs who don't read them

Those people can actually hold down jobs? Or is it just 100% pity hires?

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>TFW used to work in HR to get a foot into the company
>TFW shilled this exact kind of shit

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lold heartily ty user

>oh gawd, did they hear me?
Your lemonade stand has conference calls?

>From: Norman Esiason ([email protected])

Hey Cortana

Hey Cortana Start voice to email.

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Alexa playtrack dirty laundry by Don Henley , so let’s bump heads on this ....ILL BE RIGHT THERE Nancy JESUS CHRIST. Sorry rick I gotta call you bakkt.

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Topkek

conference calls are the FUCKING worst

this is why china crushes you as wechat is da bomb.

The less tech-illiterate boomers in your job, the less conference calls you'll have to tolerate

>In 3 months I will give a presentation with hints on how this problem can be fully addressed on-chain.

>And yes, BSV only.
Bitcoin pbx? Interesting. Faxes and other pots lines as well?

100% pity hires, their wages are subsidized by the government too

>*beep boop*
>Hello who just join
>screech screech screech
>SCREECH SCREECH SCREESCH
>SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA