/smg/ Stock Market General

No, we don't experience introspection.

youtube.com/watch?v=kpQC2DNX9K4

What are the chances that healthcare stocks get /Bernie/ again?

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>Bernie
he's irrelevant, falling in the polls, people have heard his message and America as a republic has demonstrated that we will reject his crazy ideas of Democratic Socialism because we're not fucking retarded and understand it's communism just disguised as free shit.

Bernie's lead got redistributed. So lower. Depends on Biden now.

greenback fucking everyone today

edition.cnn.com/2016/08/02/us/fortune-cookie-writer-wonton-food-company/index.html
>It is the company's CFO writing all the lines
>Expecting a CFO to say anything bad to their customers

I always forget youre one of those ones..

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If Biden win then American policy on China will become pro-China again

damn, /smg/ is the smartest... the best, biggest minds...

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I haven't seen BigDaddyB post in a while... I miss him

Begone thot

to be honest most fortunes these days are not fortunes,just advice (or how to learn chinese) that are truly awful

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>what is pump and dump

Now make candy-corn jenkem.

Nice list: I just got based and redpilled because for shits and grins I decided to look at several “worst dividend stocks for 2019” predictions on Forbes/us news and shit and they’re seriously almost wrong every time, they probably say the opposite of what they know to get more cheaply.

Next year I am going to buy the “worst” stocks and laugh all the way to the bank.

Bwl.a -6.66

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The image remind me a service offered by certain famous Chinese hot pot company (6862.HK if I recalled correctly), if you went to their restaurant and order a hor pot along, they can lend you a doll so that you can share the hot pot with the doll

>along
alone

it'd just be once in awhile.. like 1 lout of 1000

>they can lend you a doll so that you can share the hot pot with the doll

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pump up that VTSAX please its all I own

buying more either way

Here we go

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China was a mistake

>he doesn't share his food with inanimate objects when he goes out to eat

The absolute state of the world today

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Based
I fully support this

What are some good books about stocks/the stock market/investments/real estate in general?
Is this chart a good starting point?

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Read the OP

Pendy no

It's just a teddy bear in a chair, not some degenerate threat to society
The guy is even texting someone on his phone

how do you know he isnt just texting his bear?

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He's playing candy crush: puppy rescue and ignoring his date.

Anybody else here/ Beyond Meat'd?

We have no fortune cookie here, only fortune tissue paper from convenient stores, other than comments they also have star rating on degree of fortune of those who use them. They used to have one-star rating that say your degree of fortune today was only fair, but it seems like they have removed the rating in recent years probably because they have received some amount of negative feedback because of it.

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world is doing great, wars all time low, poverty rates all time low people are getting out of poverty in third world etc. constant progress

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I'm waiting for that bubble to pop so that I can score some BYND cheapies.

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INTP Assertive gang reporting in

I‘m gonna die alone, aren‘t I?

Exactly the same type as me, whether you like it or not

Eating with stuffed animals as an adult is a slippery slope. Sure, today it's just a teddy bear. But given enough time, he'll eventually be taking his 2D waifu body pillow out for karaoke, then returning home to have 2 minute sex with it before crying himself to sleep on top of it.

this is literally the DOW

and XOM is colleen moor approved, Just Buy it

It‘s not that surprising. We‘re both faggots; just different flavours.

thiss reminds me
I need to order more Furyu and Fumo dolls with this amazon gift card

INFJ here - does this mean I'm destined to suck at trading

same here...

Only NT groups can trade profitably. Note that being NT doesn‘t automatically guarantee profits - it‘s just a prerequisite.

fucking beyond meat just slowly fucking climbing all day since its low this morning with higher lows and higher highs channeling up like a fucking faggot bubble. This bitch better pop by Wednesday./

AAAAAAHHHHH
Why did I buy shit when I knew S&P oscillator said we’re overbought... I’m such a dummy.

2 shares of CRM at 149.50 are probably the only smart moves I’ve made in a while.

Saw that. Getting volume again, some large blocks going back and forth.

Every time someone suggests reading material here, you should disregard that and read some doujins instead.

I bought the Nintendo dip and it just kept dipping... fuck you Reggie

so you're saying there's a chance for me being an ENTP?

I've got the N going for me at least

What's going on with LCI? Just big boys manipulating the share price to load up on cheapies, right?

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If you don't like teddy bear then you can have other options

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Well USG just fucked the crypto market for burgers so time to go back into boomers.

Bought 10k shares of WKHS to hold over the weekend.

Let's see what happens boys

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The market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent. BYND has tapped into individual investor mob exuberance. It ain’t coming down until earnings take a small dip.

unfortunately yes, most here are (Im normally INTP, but become ENTJ or ENTP when drunk, or INFP/ENFJ if on LSD/Shrooms, or ISTP/ENTP when peak addi's in the system)
but a good 7/10 times when i take the test i end up INTP

if i remember right comfy is ENFJ or INFP and baggie is either ESTP or ENTP?
and rkg is unironically hardcore ESFP, with sometimes ESTJ (depends on when you ask the egregore)

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NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should I be shorting lean hogs, live cattle and cattle feeder if everybody is buying the fake meats?

Buy MPAA. You won't regret it.

SPY CALL BROS ASSEMBLE

>wish that was me

>Should I be shorting lean hogs, live cattle and cattle feeder if everybody is buying the fake meats?
china demand might counteract any downtrend that BYND's impact on the market might be, causing livestock to move sideways instead of downward

it really would be hard not to smile while eating with them

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rip

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The market has hit peak euphoria in BYND this is coming back to Earth by Wednesday.

Also want to congratulate the people over at Chewy on their successful IPO.

>tfw bought AMD at 32.42

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>China demand
With the trade war going on they will import from all 200 other countries around the world before they import from America

$50 EOY brother, fear not.

Bynd is our generations Bitcoin. All future smg wealth will be measured in BYND

So you're saying this fucker is going to run past 10k before euphoria even begins?

I'd buy some BYNDcoin but Binance is going to refuse US citizens on the main site and open up a new site so I guess no shitcoins for people without a VPN

BYND and BTC 50k eoy 2020

BASED AND DIVVYPILLED

Unless Tyson, nestle, or impossible foods announce an ipo or a new meatless product, I don’t see it coming down by Wednesday. Institutional investors are already aware that it’s way over valued. Only individual investors are piling in at this point. You better hope some bad news comes their way like crop failure or they get regulated and can’t be called ‘meat’ anymore.

sh-should I go all in now?
but I-I already went all in WKHS....
I d-dont know. I'm scared

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MPAA for easy +10%. Just wanted to say it one more time. Good luck to those who listen

>tfw riding consecutive amd calls and puts to my fortune
I love volatility

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>BYND's next product: AI thots

Realistically, i don't see this going past 200 and holding there. This stock is gonna crash to the fucking ground the moment the price hits a good manipulated short price and crash. So you're playing with fire, but might be a fun gamble.

shorts trying to hold it down long enough to get impatient people to sell to them... very low volume.. they're running out of bullets

What if it gets an endorsement from Donald Trump? I figure the majority of the faggots who don't eat meat are liberals and if Trump endorses the company they'll flee like fucking french soldiers. This kills the company.

I push my fingers into my eyes

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Well one of the largest fast food gains in Canada, Tim hortons, just jumped on the beyond meat train. If trump says he likes it, a fucking shit ton of other ideologic fanatics will rush in and buy it.

>1 post by this ID

looks like its about time to buy more

oh god you're saying I shorted when people are actually buying the news instead of selling it?!!?!?! Can I ask Robinhood for a do-over?

My SPY puts getting absolutely fucked

I‘m certain all I‘s turn to E‘s while drunk lol. Also Intp and Intj are exactly the same.
>Comfy isn‘t NT
>Baggie isn‘t NT
>RKG isn‘t NT
>All horrible longterm traders
D E S U .

You can reroll your existence for better LUK. Better luck next time.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
*breathes in*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm pretty sure your opinion doesn't matter.

rollin' for Beyond Meat 50% crash by Wednesday.

CNBC calling this "another hot IPO" when almost everyone who bought, except for those who got in before it opened, lost money.

Opened at 36.00, ran up to $41.34, fell to ~$35 right now.

I should be so fucking angry. But... I'm just not very surprised. I got LYFTed for 30 shares.

Reminder that these 4 letter "personality" profiles are an absolute meme with no scientific basis that have been proven to be unreliable.

A housewife and her mother-in-law came up with it, and used an idea of Jung's to shill it to the masses.

There is a "personality" typing that has scientific basis. It's called the Big 5, or OCEAN.

You plebs need to stop wasting your time on pseudoscience pop-psychology. This is "I read this article on Buzzfeed" tier.

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