We need Reddit and boomers to start pumping this shit if we are ever going to make it. Someone is going to buy after you do. Why are tomorrows nulinkers any better than todays? The time to accumulate is over, its time to shill and get rich. Get the bullrun going already.
Quit fudding LINK
good luck explain what chainlink does, goooood luck
The fud today has been relentless. What the fuck is going on.
no, i need 10k
>inb4 you had 2y
fuck you, i need more time, i'm a wagecuck and 1 dolar = 4 of my country currency, i need to work 4x more for my links
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.
This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.
Lmao that was it faggot, its up 10x since we started shilling. We've landed on the moon
I just launched an app that publishes all my public data on Russian mail order brides from big query straight to ethereum! It only cost me 10k link. We are all going to be rich!
It took a few hours but I managed to explain Chainlink to my literal boomer grandmother who doesn't even own a computer and she managed to get the basic gist and agreed it was a good investment.
If I can do this, you can shill it to moonbois on reddit.
SAGE
Enjoy your bags btw
Nobody has to understand what it does, all they need to know is that it will make them rich.
Are you new here? The name of the game is fud LINK so Reddit doesnt buy and get rich. A 10k stack now costs $15,000. By the time they are comfortable throwing $15k at it, a 10k stack will cost $25k. FUD is over, we are no longer stealth phase after the google announcement. Some people are too retarded to notice, so they keep fudding.