That's right faggots. Mouse racing!
micerace......com
bet on your mouse to win big.
Don't be caught up in the rat race like a good wagie.
Take the mouse pill, and come play on the neet playground.
300sats free with this C0De: Cho-dVH9
Get The Fuck In Here You Gabling Addicts
Jaxon Bennett
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Brandon Jenkins
>he bouuut red?
>pump eeet
>pump red's maze with sleeping gas
Hunter Torres
Jesus christ just when I think of the degen levels on this forum, someone posts some that takes degen to another level.
OP, at this stage you are not only a degen but you are such a loser of a degen that you need to promote your referral code because you likely lost all your degen funds betting on the ugly mouse.
LMAO. WOW.
Christopher Miller
i'm gonna do something similar
but with spiders fighting
Luke Morgan
These races are a joke, half the mice aren't even awake or lucid when the gates go up. They need to apply a small electric current to the floor of the paddock when the gates go up so they actually run.
Caleb Clark
would rather see like a jerk off race, where girls try to get guys to cum as fast as possible and you can bet on which one cums first.
Connor Hall
>Buysparkster
>Calls others degen
Pot calling the kettle a n word
Colton Myers
Do the contestants start flaccid or erect?
Jordan Collins
Can't get enough of my gables
William Ortiz
hi
You are all UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL MOUSE RACING.
Sebastian Robinson
Kek
Connor Perez
probably, itd be kinda homo but maybe have the guys standing with their pants down for 30 mins leading up to it. then have the women come in and start.
Wyatt Jackson
please do the needfull sir, my mice bags, they're heavy
Camden Powell
Easton Stewart
That cat is most certainly dead by now.
Jonathan Edwards
Always bet on red, yw.
Matthew Davis
well, he was in a cat home, where the cuddly ones get new homes, and the rest.. burger didn't do himself many favors either, lets say
Matthew Ramirez
I have a theory the lights influence the mice's behavior, so you might be onto something.
Thomas Rogers
The video doesn't work
Robert Collins
5 minutes, they're working on it.
Christian Stewart
thx fren
Kevin Scott
stream is back up, mice are on the move
Jaxson Robinson
Lol this is so retarded
>cameras falling over
>half the mice are drugged and dying and don't run
>sometimes the gates don't even open
>races last 3 seconds
Carson Thompson
How would candidates be selected? Would it be like a chatroulette random selection or a signup/prerecorded process
Hudson White
They fight each other to the death to determine who goes into the race...
i think its randomly selected.
Jayden Gonzalez
Nice 300 free sats
Christian Parker
>bet in the last few seconds on the only one moving
>gate doesn't open
Thomas Barnes
Fucking mionie
Joseph Robinson
This is a good investment. Gambling did very well for POTUS Trump.
Jacob Richardson
Mario has this race. All other mice are shit tier.
Adam Bennett
minnie looks more active
Mason Cook
Yeah but I won on Mario. They put him back in. I got Robin this time.
Zachary Watson
2 in a row! Fuck yeah baby!
Brody Butler
This pretty much confirms cryptos are absolutely fucking dead
Justin Jones
until they start live streaming fight club matches.
Wyatt Reed
Grayson Reed
So is cash money dead? You fucking aspie
Ryder Fisher
TOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTTTTTTTTT 4 THE WIN
Justin Flores
This is where crypto is at baby!
Ryan Jenkins
Is this one a gerbil race?
Levi Barnes
This site is fucking based I just deposited a dollar
They need a lightning network address so we can bet sats without worrying about fees
Also upgrade the tracks
Ethan Jackson
I think they're mice, but yes, its a race of rodents every ten minutes. you can bet on 1 of 4 mice. the mice are randomly selected each race. you can watch them live in their prep room before the doors open. use my code in the OP if you want some free satoshis.
Kevin Gutierrez
THE LOSING MOUSE NEEDS TO BE FED TO A SNAKE
Nolan Walker
Ester will win this one bubu is fucked
Ian Brown
This is fucking awesome
David Martinez
They are all gerbils. The track is actually lit colons.
Anthony Cooper
Bubu had it and blew it ran backwards let's go ester
Joseph Scott
Devs confirmed they are planning on adding lightning support in the future. this is they're first day of operation.
its comfy as fuck
Cameron Morales
Someone make a game where you can gamble on which pajeet shits on the street faster
James Howard
>gabling
I prefer eaves
Angel Wilson
THANK YOU COMFY RICCARDO
Chase Martin
who here /merlin/?
Carter Ramirez
gold looks well positioned
Bentley Lopez
im sorry for your losses user
William Wright
Got 1000 sats on merlin
Lucas Watson
FUCK YOU MERLIN TO THE SNAKE PIT WITH YOU
Blake Richardson
Merlin fucked me but it was a good race
Red was zooming at the end there
Nathan Taylor
I bet on Mer too. Fucking Jack ass.
Brody Morgan
Merlin threw the race he obviously had gambling debts with the rat mob
Parker Bailey
He was so close but turned around and went backwards, WHY???
Lucas Clark
Fucking ratmob fixing races again when will it end
Owen Russell
its a real doggy dog world out there m8
Julian Cooper
Gold and merlin blew it mione was so far back and stole it right from underneath them
John Gray
Im interested on this new scam OP, whats the catch?
Juan Turner
what the FUCK was hamish doing?
Luis Garcia
the catch is that you are forced to be comfy and watch cute critters steal all your satoshis
Jacob Morgan
who you boys feeling here?
Luke Green
In almost sure green is sedated
Jayden Cook
Ester is ready, brother. Strap a rocket to her ass.
Nolan Brooks
Bubu BABY!
Dominic Cruz
Ester is a wild mouse man
Sebastian Myers
Ester is a smart mouse and will win this one
It would be sweet to see ester Mario the allstars race each other
Carson Morales
where to put code
Camden Cooper
Underrated post
Noah White
Whats with the homo electronic OP? Thisnisnt f-zero
Ryder Gray
can you prove that?
Asher Perez
How long has this been going on. I am going to the horse track tomorrow, because I am a degenerate gambler. This is right up my alley. Why didn't Jow Forums tell me about this sooner????!?!?!?
Camden Richardson
Im worried for Ester she's trying to eat the door and might burn herself out?
David Perry
OP obviously the dev of micerace
I hope the mice are kept in humane conditions
You should have a mouse paddock live streaming the mouse living conditions between races
And donate some percent of profit to go against mice animal testing
Blake Fisher
oh shit
Jose Thompson
How do we know that the match isn't fixed by tilting the losers uphill and the winner downhill in their tracks?
Carson Garcia
HOLY SHIT BASED BUBU
Jeremiah Nguyen
Well that was fucking dope
Not alot of info in their website. Anyone know the min bet? Imma poorfag but still a degen gambler
Connor Anderson
>against mice animal testing
Why? I don't see you bitching when you take that life saving medicine achieved through the sacrifice of thousands if mice.
Jaxon Moore
this is the first day of micerace!
Julian Anderson
first time i've ever heard about it
Colton Clark
I'm not a dev, i just find this shit hilarious and think it's right up biz's alley. plus, the refcode is nice to shill.
Ryder Campbell
That race was a rollercoaster of emotions with a photo finish
Ester really let me down got too confident running laps back and forth to lose the damn race by a whisker
Hudson Gutierrez
Good job OP I can honestly say this is a nice change from the usual biz degeneracy
Gabriel Hernandez
Ester is not a big game player simple as
Adam Wright
>Why?
Because i fucking said so nigger
Joseph Cruz
Use op’s code for fee sat
Xavier Morales
>nigger
You mean I value human life more than some vermin? Granted these are cute.
Nicholas Butler
I like cheddar in this one good payout
James Carter
>silver
Julian Garcia
>laila gets to the very end
>turns around and goes back to the beginning
fucking dead, that was hilarious
Colton Ortiz
we had three of them doing that in the previous race all at the same time, was freakin ridiculous. make up your minds mice.
Dominic Clark
silver took a nap with my 9k bet on him
Colton Sanchez
GAME OVER
Mice are going to bed and Devs are fixing the bugs. stay tuned for the next race biz.
peace
Colton Perez
kek