>reminder to treat your father to expensive Italian food for fathers day this weekend edition
I wish I had a father.
Sebastian Wright
who here /bynd/?
Ryder Hill
There's a parallel universe where everything is the same except Jow Forums is a board for furry instead of anime and anime is banned under global rule 3.
daily reminder that you will never beat the market and end up loosing hundreds of thousands picking stocks.
in fact, you may even be thinking about this post on your deathbed (if dying in a ditch could be called a deathbed)
anyways, have a great weekend!
Landon Smith
fuck anime (and fuck furries)
th-thanks u too
Nathaniel Thomas
>I wish I had a father. whenever I have kids i'm gunna take two sets of pictures.. one set with me in them and one without me in them.. if the kid ever acts up and says they wish i didnt exist or was dead when they go to sleep i'm going to change all the pictures around the house to the ones i'm not in then take off for a couple days....... i think that might make them think next time they say stupid shit
Ian Morgan
>dad loves seafood >wants to go to a seafood restaurant this weekend >I hate seafood >mfw seriously who the hell wants to eat food that comes from the worlds toilet?
>he can't spell "lose" normally I oppose pedantry but in your case it's warranted but all those prices are v cheapies, where can you find a good steak for 999 yennies?
>bought more NTDOY after hearing about animal crossing and new BOTW, not realizing that this was a delay and old news >Didn't buy sony instead, now that FF7 remake is actually happening
Do I deserve to suffer and baghold as much as I do? It seems, maybe.
I want to sample the Nico "juice" along with the rkg cunny, freshest available plz
I thought Go Woke Go Broke was Jow Forums cope but its true? I thought corporations always won.
Xavier Cook
Corporations get their feel of the world through social media which is woke as fuck. But it's not where normal people are. If a business goes in on diversity, and is serious about it, sell that shit asap.
Nathaniel Peterson
OH SHIT EVEN PERSONA IS PLAYSTATION?! They're getting all the best Jap IP!
I'd be glad Nintendo gets Fire Emblem, but this latest entry looks like shit. Looks like IS gave up on everything but mobage/gatcha
Freshest available. I'll make do with what's on hand.
Besides, I'm not going to go for high schoolers.
I'm glad you liked my image enough to save and repost it!
Who are you talking about? Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. In general, yes the corps always win, but sometimes they crush eachother to do so.
I really gotta start paying attention to E3 shit. What else did I miss? I'm not into minecraft or whatever shit people usually obsess over.
Yes. This comes and goes. Go to Jow Forums and start hitting your macros at optimal cost so you can throw your savings into the market.
Anthony Ortiz
don't think about anything, just blow your money on stupid shit
Juan Watson
This is the Jow Forums i know and love
Xavier Price
t. boomer
(it's really stupid that we call safe/value investing, S&P index investing, or any other sort of investing that isn't mortgaging the future of others for the benefit of your present self "boomer investing"
Boomers don't invest, they spend and spend and then they get credit cards and spend more and then get looser regulation of financial industry and spend and then get QE and spend more and then get social security and die and leave others with the bill
Thomas Howard
>been here for almost sic months now and still don't understand option trading or why i would want to do it >just buy stocks that i think are gonna go up based or cringe?
Aaron Carter
I will consider trading the bounce after it crashes.
Daniel Hernandez
Nothing wrong with that. Trading options, rather than using them to hedge risk on your long positions, is the highest risk strategy in the whole shebang.
Jeremiah Rivera
Update on my robinhood account: I'm still banned and will have to open a IB account instead. You're a great image poster user, a lot of people ITT have great taste
>co-worker: Fuck it bro, I'm going all in on jcpenny >what I wanted to say: You have a family. Don't do something so risky. >what i ended up saying: Yeah brah sometimes you just gotta go all in when ya feel it in ya gut
Michael Martinez
>Go out to Wendy's, order Baconator w/ small fries and soda >$10 >"Oh my god that's one half of a QYLD share I'm missing out in 11 cents of free dividends each month for life OH GOD OH FUCK I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO RETIRE!" I know those feels too well. I'm thinking of going to IB here soon, at least to automate some spread trading. I have to brush up on my c++ skillz tho and read the wonderful documentation that is IB's API. >implying millennials and zoomers can afford real estate Cute. I'll just buy O and Stag though, much closer to my affordable price range!
I think going all in on a mainly brick n' mortar based clothing retailer is bad mojo right now but good luck to him I guess. Tell him to take profit at $1.65. He's a damned fool, more so, if he does not... provided it touches that mark again.
Brayden Morgan
Report: Hong Kong government might announce suspending the extradition law amendment soon.
>Amerifat cuckservsatives think that the US providing asylum to refugees is a leftist conspiracy to destroy their white nation These situations are exactly what asylum is for... Sometimes saving one life is worthwhile... damn. Fecking Belgians.
I hope HongKongAnon is alright...
(I think asylum is also for salvaging the intelligencia from being massacred and using them for the benefit of of your national interests)
OK what? Where and how do you automate trading? Is that available for retail investors? The most "automation" I can find through Schwab is trailing stop losses and custom alerts, which is nice but basically nothing.
Speaking of REITS, I'm still pissed I was too much of a pussy to jump in NRZ at those recent lows... it was basically at its december low.
Damn dude, not even a discount retailer? What the hell is he thinking... just needs to gamble?
Liam Lewis
I figured out how to start phoneposting again, so I might be able to get back to posting more often :)
If I cancel my crunchyroll and my netflix and my audible (which I don't even use lately and keep letting credits expire...) I could maybe afford an extra share of MO every month...
Jack Kelly
I use Mimi for phoneposting and it's ~okay~
Logan Young
I thought i was reading my comment from a couple days ago.
William Morris
What do you guys know about BANT? It use to be DRUS
Jose Phillips
I had this piece of shit on my watchlist when it was like 70 cents. Fuck me why didnt I just take the risk.
big think do these people not understand that direct military action against Iran would be insane? They're directly backed up by Russia, have a population twice the size of Iraq, and have ostensibly competent anti-ship and anti-air capabilities. Fuckin loony
I don't think that will much matter. Just make money out of it.
Nolan Collins
It'd be a money factory, but I can't see it as being anything but wildly unpopular in the US. I can see quickly beheading the regime and reducing them to a shithole filled with militias and extremists easily enough, but any protracted occupation (which it would have to be) would be such a grinding nightmare I can't see anyone but the most brainwashed aging-out boomers supporting it. Iran is huge and much more advanced than almost any other MENA nation, material losses would be for real. It's not 2003 anymore, social media and conspiracy culture would have a nonstop field day for years upon years
Alexander Edwards
>but the most brainwashed aging-out boomers supporting it So the largest US voting bloc would support it already. That's quite a ways already for public support kek
Camden Bailey
got me there lol. Peep the NY times opinion and that dude's twitter feed for a preview of the next 10 years if they decide to go through with it though
LMAO 2% returns? I might as well punt everything on fucking bitcoin
Ethan Anderson
Hong Kong government have choose to suspend the legislation process of the extradition bill indefinitely However, - The suspension was meant to "give more time to persuade the public" and they have rejected the notion that they are withdrawing the bill. Although they haven't gave a time limit as to how long the suspension will last - The chief executive (i.e. mayor/president of Hong Kong) refused to answer whether she's going to resign for the fuss she caused - The chief executive refuse to admit she was doing anything wrong, instead said the government have used their best effort to convenience the public the proposed amendment are good to Hong - The chief executive insist that previous protests were "riot", and that police doing their job "the natural and just order of thing as assigned by heaven and the earth" - The chief executive claim the reason why she suspended the legislation progress yet refuse to withdraw the bill was that this is a chance to prove the public's fear against Chinese legal system is unfounded. She claimed that even if the bill was to be passed, the most significant majority amount of citizens of Hong Kong still won't be extradited to China because of it. She claim that, if the bill was to be withdrawn from the legislation process, then the government will never have chance to reintroduce the bill, such that they will never be able to get rid of the fear planted within the public against the Chinese legal system by actually showing the implementation.
There will still be a public demonstration in Hong Kong tomorrow, which will ask for withdrawing the bill for good and also to protest against police's use of violent during previous protests. It will probably be less massive than last Sunday's protect bur its scale will still be of interest, although I will be away from Hong Kong from now on and thus cannot keep track of it as closely
Landon Carter
yet more jew tricks
Hudson Walker
why stocks not up much lately? anyone?
Brandon Nelson
Because it's the top of the longest sustained pump in history, dipshit :)
Julian Cooper
he doesn't know....
Lucas Ross
here just be patient user, this downward price action is overdone
Caleb Cooper
>social media and conspiracy culture would have a nonstop field day for years upon years
Fake news has been deplatformed, dontcha know
Colton Russell
Thoughts on the idea if the Efficient Frontier? The ability to combine uncorrelated asset groups to get equal return prospects, with with improved risk levels.
