Going to be dead in 2 weeks

Send it back to Sergey

soo... why are you dying? cancer?

its complicated

America. im a bit nervous selling my link. i held it for so long. but i guess i have no choice since going to die.
my parents are going to be really mad i spent my final days in japan instead of at the hospital. but i dont want to die a kissless virgin.

What do i do once i land to japan? How do i make it to one of those famous cosplay whore houses?

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Do you want to spend it with a girlfriend who will hold your hand, eat meals with you, then fly with you to a country where assisted is legal and have her do it? Let's talk.

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I will store them for you

Why are you going to be dead?
You're going to fucking make it with that amount of LINKs, dude.

if you have an opportunity to live user, take it. There will be a seat for you on the yacht party, claim it.

i have a passport. Is there something else i have to do before hand?

I dont want to do american whore house. Japan has 18 year old hot asian girls. Nevada has used up 30 year old white women. if i had to stay in america, ill just die here.

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>i have no idea how to fly out of the country or even buy a plane ticket, but i do have a passport
just buy a ticket online, go to the airport, find your flight on the screen, go to check in, ask where to go next

there are also signs everywhere so it's easy to find everything

there are probably tutorials on youtube that cover the whole process in detail

Setup a smart contract to request from your own api hourly/daily...and have it say
> fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck jannies

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im not killing myself. im going to die.

where do i go once when i land in tokyo? Where would i go to find whore house?

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1. Sell it for usdc
2. Transfer it to coinbase
3. "Sell" usdc for USD (it's free)
4. Transfer USD to bank account

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Gather anons and throw a huge party.
I'd unironically be ready to depart right away.

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god she would be so hot if she just didnt eat so much

eating isnt even that fucking fun its just something you have to do fuck

Forgot to say: get an expedited passport, go to delta.com and buy your ticket.

sad if true.
take care out there user

>what should I do with the rest of my money?
Use it to keep bringing linky down and accumulate more

Great and powerful Jupiter. Please help this young fag...behold him Jupiter, choosing to live as a man heroically in his final hours!

Please mighty Jupiter, give him the healing power of primo jap pussy!

Fuck off with that "it's complicated" horseshit. You wanted attention and you got it. Fucking explain yourself or GTFO.

You'll die in hell roastie

Shut the fuck up you fucking larp. What's the reason for not telling us how you are dying in 2 weeks? You just want to bait information out on how to execute your sad and pathetic weeb hooker trip

Ill fly with you and actually help you succeed for 25% of your stinky linkys. Not even meming, shifter_81 @ hotmail dot com

if i help you will you share some linkies ?

bruh zoom out
>you've been chinanced.
^this, get off of binance ASAP

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>i have no idea how to fly out of the country or even buy a plane ticket

The utter state of linkbabbies. Nigger are you fucking serious?

that's going to take way too long, sell it to me OP otc for 50 cents a link, you'll still have enough to fuck half of the whores of tokyo and i won't swingylinky from a rope

google soapland or Yoshiwara district in tokyo.
look at some of the "stores" online.

take the train there and use google maps to find one of the stores, if you found it, you will find plenty of others next to it.

not all of them are foreigner friendly.
each one of them has a bouncer in front of it and if they allow foreigners they will loudly greet you if you walk by.

you go in and they bring you a menu of girls with pictures, these are all photoshopped and the girl always looks worse, or they bring you a different one and hope you wont notice. they might also make you pay a tourist price, but thats obviously not your problem.

if none of the girls on the menu is your liking, ask for another menu or walk out, they might bring you another menu to keep you in.

after you made your choice, you will be served tea or coffee until the girl picks you up.

she will undress you and bath you, while you brush your teeth. then she will suck your peepee and rub her body on yours with oil. then you proceed to fuck.

quality of sex depends heavily on the mood of the girl and your chemistry.

plan to do this at least 3 times, as your first time you will probably be super nervous and cant really enjoy it. after one or two times you will feel confident.

the higher the price the better the girl obviously, if you want a premium girl youll pay $600+

now in return please provide some details about your death, iam a curious guy.

My Eth address if you choose to give it all away

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Don't for user

based japan user coming through for imminent death user

Dont beg vindaloo breath!

if you want a guide, pay for my flight and stay and i will show you around and assist you, no strings attached. iam a freelancer, i have plenty of time and am ready when you need me. im a 30yo weeb myself and have done this. i also have a close japanese friend girl that is living in tokyo, knows the in and outs and obviously speaks fluent. she could book you a girl that you find online, which should satisfy you easier.

go to tourist bars in shibuya, especially 'british'/'irish' pubs. the nip sluts will be all over you. you wont have to pay for it and if successful get to enjoy a night and a morning experiencing local life at a roasties apartment away from the other tourists

hey thanks, im really scared shitless of the afterlife. im not sure if im going to have an eternity of torture in hell.

i have a rare disease, that no one knows how it works. People arnt sure if ill die in 2 weeks, 4 weeks, or 2 months.
But, ive been feeling pretty weak, this month, i think my time is near.

you can have 50% of all my LINK if you can get me laid in Japan. I wont need it once im dead.
give me a discord, and ill add you all later today.

hey thanks, ill save this down.
>details about your death

im going to die probably in my sleep one night. my disease isnt painful. just makes me weak.

But, if i have a final statement about the world, i hate it. I hate everything about it.
Being an incel is the ultimate punishment by God. Every waking moment, im reminded about all the guys my age having sex with girls, and im just some loser uggo autist. I failed in my all my hobbies, been called a worthless loser multiple times, and they were right.

You know, i used to have 2x more chainlink than i currently have, but i lost half of it swing trading.

in a way, im kind of glad that i just so happen to get stricken with this rare disease.
I didnt win the big dick, height, chin, or hair lottery. but i did win the genetic disease lottery.

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Please sir..a-anything

>hold your hand, not fuck you
>take all your money
>literally kill you after
Pinnacle roastie. Is this what the world has come to?

>hey thanks, im really scared shitless of the afterlife. im not sure if im going to have an eternity of torture in hell.

Don't be afraid fren, we all face it. You are not alone!

The ancient real western cultures (eg. Greek/Roman) believed that the gods were secretly jealous of mortals who acted heroically in the face of death. They were jealous because gods cant be heroes...they have nothing at risk.

Therefore, heroism was the one way for mortals to become immortal. Your instinct is right to go out as a hero instead of dying quietly nervous in bed. Carpe Diem fren!

user if you’re not larping in all your posts, I’d like you to come stay with me for a few days and we’ll have some fun. I don’t want any of your LINK or anything else in return. Just to give a fellow bizraeli some friendship and good times in his final days. I’ll even buy you some drinks (sorry broke or I’d pay for your whole trip)

This guy will torture you and take all your money

Take the links with you to the grave, just don't give to the dirty pajeets

releasetechnique.com/
amazon.com/Healing-Recovery-David-Hawkins-M-D/dp/140194499X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2YHDBH2UKP1ZC&keywords=healing and recovery david hawkins&qid=1560612290&s=gateway&sprefix=healing and recovery,aps,398&sr=8-1

Use these. You can truly heal yourself of any disease. Hope all goes well with you bro.

thanks for your answer.

anway if you need more help or have questions mail a codeword to

tuluvi @ hostguru.top

then post that word in this thread afterwards to verify its you.

i will help you with literally everything, would appreciate if you fly me to tokyo, im missing it, but isnt a necessity.

extremely based

youtube.com/watch?v=Th2078KEgQE

Jesus is the answer to those fears about the afterlife. Unironically. I know it’s not the answer people want, but it’s the true one.
John 3:16

Damn reading this thread made me feel bad. Sorry you had a rough life user.

Osaka, Japan has an amazing place called Tobita Shinchi. $100 USD for 20 minutes with a JAV tier girl. walk the block and take your pick. one of the few truly foreigner friendly spots in japan, and 50% of the price or less than soaplands.
also bangkok is a good spot
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if you feel generous, i lost all my linkies swing trading
protip bring your own skyn condoms they may give you crappy ones that you can't feel anything if you don't bring your own

take your linkies to the grave with you user, I assume you worked hard for them, no one deserves the benefits of your hardwork except you and yours.

Godspeed, I hope you have a glorious final few weeks and I hope you go quickly and quietly.

bait larp just because you are stupid fag that wants smart people to spoonfeed you advice on cashing out, no thank you.

Just neck already.

Are you sure you're going to die or unconsciously you kind of hope to die considering you hate the world? I'm not sure going to see whores in Japan will make you feel much better, most people aren't just looking for the physical act of sex but rather the kind of relationship where sex can happen.

I get you just want to do what you want, I just hope you can find reasons to like this world a bit more than you do today, perhaps reasons to push forward and live on a bit longer rather than think you'll be dying soon (I don't know the details of your disease of course but it seems like there's no clear evidence you will be dying soon?)

All in all, godspeed user

Not sure where you are at in the US but if you're close to the Pacific NW, I'll get you laid. No I won't kill you or rape you.

Dont list to this desert-cultist.
He wants you to supplicate yourself before god...he wants you to imagine that god created you so you would beg him for things. Its total beta-male fantasy amped up to 11.

The gods dont really give too much of a shit about you, however if you are heroic and based they take notice and nod. When you are in Japan, raise your glass to the sky one drunken night and say "here is to you mighty jupiter, please celebrate my victories with me."

All this has been all great info. if i go through with going to japan, youll be rewarded.

for the people wanting to be my wingman, heres my discord
throwaway7472ur6#7186

ignore my id change, im roaming

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With so many people believing this LARP, it's starting to make sense why so many anons here hold completely obvious scam coins

I just wanted to say you kikes aren't getting my linkies till 100k

Thanks for reading.

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this comforting to know

Op I hope the doctors are wrong and that u have a long life ahead of u.
If not I suggest u call ur family and friends in and see them.
As far as afterlife, I would embrace it op. Yes of course it blows your physical life may end, but remember everyone dies and that we as humans know absolute nothing about the universe and life and spirituality. Energy can't be destroyed and your energy will carry on thought the universe in the 4th dimension type shit.
Have fun with the copay hookers, gl op

I'll be praying for you OP. If you've never tried it I would recommend doing some acid or mushrooms before you pass. It will connect you spiritually and ease your passing. There are even studies showing when given to dying patients it eased their fear.

Just remember your body is just a suit, your soul is eternal.

If you're feeling generous- link address
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Why Japan though? Go to South Korea if you want prime Asian meat. They take way better care of themselves. I can be your guide. Was in Seoul several times and know the best spots. Send me 1000 Link as anti Larp insurance. Not because I need the money, I've got plenty. But because I don't think you are serious about this. You will get it back you Link the moment we meet.

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I'll help you the fuck out for half your links, email me @ [email protected], by the end of the week, you'll want to die from drowning in pussy

Jasmijn#1262

I'll told you, 25% is fine.

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land of the cosmetic surgery?

weak larp 1/10
sad if true but most likely not
>kraut here
can get you asian cunts here to get laid in the hundreds

Nope, still not buying it asshole.

>vague describtion of "rare deadly condition that nobody knows about"
>a sobbing incel story to appeal to emotions

I can spot a faggot like you from miles away. what does the condition affect? skin? heart? brains? lungs? cells? fuck off dude, if you wanted info on how to get hookers just be straight up about it you bastard

If legit, dont give away your linkies. Its the faggiest thing ever.

Use the linkies to build a monument to yourself. Register "imadeitfrens.com" and post pictures of you partying in nippon
We will keep the flame alive for you after you are gone....frens who make it will take tours to japan and we will place wreaths around the thots who were lucky enough to help you pass into hero status. Much sake will be drank and songs sung!

Do Amerilards actually cash out with Coinbase? lmao do you even know what localbitcoins is

>I'll be praying for you
to whom? explain.

This will help bring you some peace of mind about the afterlife.
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This video will help bring you some peace of mind about the afterlife
youtube.com/watch?v=z56u4wMxNlg
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Thats fine for cashing out small 3rd world country amounts....but when you have a package that could choke a fucking elephant, you need to use a real big-boy exchange.

>People asking him to give his linkies instead of taking them to his grave thus decreasing supply.
I thought linkies were high IQ?

>i have a rare disease, that no one knows how it works
>im going to die probably in my sleep one night. my disease isnt painful
nobody ever liked you. not even your parents. the only attention you seek is over some anonymous imageboard. and even here people quickly expose you as what you really are: a unlikeable lying deceiving person. fuck off faggot. nobody will ever care about you. never. never. never.

Regarding helping you to get laid, I want to give you an important tip. It'll be easy to find escorts in Japan. But you also want to please the woman. To do this, you want to give her orgasms first, so lots of pussy eating. Do this first, before you then orgasm yourself.
Regarding your condition, consider doing juicing. Get Ninja blender and juice lots of fruits and veggies. This will naturally cure multiple ailments, and will help give you energy, since you said you were tired. Also keep praying daily, it won't hurt and miracles do happen
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Check your discord OP

The Tobita Shinchi suggestion is legit user. That place is a bucket list item for sure. Check out some of the stories

tokyoadultguide.com/search/1882075/?q=Tobita Shinchi&o=relevance

If your feeling generous, when we hit $1000 a link I'll take the trip myself in your memory. 0xcd09F32776E1a4ffC696f7066c6Bde963F47b3B8

you will reincarnate
life is not the beginning
death is not the end
don't be afraid user
God bless

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When you venture into the afterlife, if there is any possible way, can you shoot up LINK to 10000k EOY? You will be eternalized by the rest of the neets on here or at least by me user. I need this.

Well if you are dying real soon best of luck to you user. Heading to Nippon myself for the first time in 5 days and will be there myself for 17 days. Only things I managed to do so far is book my first night hotel, get a JR rail pass (you can do that in country it will just cost more), setup a Charles Schaw high interest checking account (no foreign currency conversion fees), book a flight, reserve mobile wifi, and order luggage....yes order my old luggage dry rotted, it should get here 3 days before my trip.
I still need to get clothes as I lost 30 lbs but I am slacking off yet again today too

Not even sure what I will do, Osaka for 2 days, Kyoto for 2, nara for 1, Hiroshima for 1 or 2, maybe kumamoto ?, also want to go up Fuji (but the path is damaged and might not open till after I have to leave), and go to Fuji q highland for that extreme launch roller coaster

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I’ve been to Japan a couple times for months at a time to travel and party. I’ve used their escort services. I’d unironically help in exchange for plane ticket, hotel, and return ticket.

do something meaningful for the sake of this board
>lifestream suicide or some other degenerate shit

David#2073

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