Can one of you guys hire me to do something?

Can one of you guys hire me to do something?

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pay 4 gay?

Can you do websites?

You can’t close the leads you’re given, you can’t close shit! You are shit! Hit the bricks, cause you are going out!

What are you bringing to the table?

sure as long as i can wear a mask. I'm a big muscle chad ;)
yeah I can do websites.

I do

i have a degree in marketing from a state college (pls no bully)

>ask for a job
>no skills listed
Not going to make it user

i can lend you a small loan of 20 dollars for some kneepads

Can you make and/or modify memes in MS paint? Portfolio?

thats what I'm best at

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i want the rarest of rare pepes

What skills do you have?

what kind of question is that? I can literally do anything.

I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Based and takenpilled

just imagine, you sitting in a job interview and the interview ask what skills you have and u give him this answer
>what kind of question is this...

user, I...

you know javascript? I am putting together a team for a web game

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>can't get a job because i don't know what's skills i have
>i don't know what skills i have because i cannot put myself out there
i hope you faggots die slowly

I will pay hourly for you to go to different garage sales on the weekends and buy me every single fucking mug you can get your hands on.

All you need:

>A car, licence etc.
>Phone
>storage in your car

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Not gonna make it

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i'll hire you to tell me the price of ethereum. oh wait, never mind, i have trustless oracle blockchain tokens to do that for me... looks like you're S.O.L., A.M.I.G.O.

e-mail us, we very well may need new employees in the near future : [email protected]

try to sell me this pen

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Job market is like housing market. Fucked cause they gave that shit to immigrants. That and automation slowly killing regular every day positions at checkout counters and all centers.

Most of us need better jobs shitposting isnt paying enough.

BrofistCoin is looking for professional memesters to create and post memes online

[email protected]

I'll hire you to catch these hands you lip bitch!

Op you sure do have a real big and purdy mouth. Why dontcha get down on your knees and we'll talk about how much you can earn workin fer me

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Will send link if you post time/date stamped pic with a sharpie in your pooper

How good are you at sucking dick?

may i see that pen? it's a very nice pen don't you think? hmm yes. i'll just put this in my pocket here. now, why don't you write something on this paper? you don't have a pen? i can sell you this pen for $10 billion dollars or kill your family

Want to work for Nuke token?

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Ok never mind I rescind my offer to work at nuke token

people pay for this?
are my folders worth money? im so poor lads

Ill hire you to be my friend
1 LINK an hour

.1 btc if this happens

Are you actually good at anything? Is there anything of value you can create that I should pay you for?