ITT: Jow Forums colony lands on mars

>wat do guys

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Trade shitcoins

Mars is a wandering star, you can't land a space ship on it and there is defiantly no one going there

Completely unrealistic

Who thought BSV would have took us to this point?

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Shitpost on Jow Forums.

corner the water supply
become water baron

have sex of course

Buy more marslink.

y'know what chainlink means, right?

>one Jow Forums colony walks onto a mars

Yo, so like? we actually have to wagecuck to stay alive?

succumb to radiation poisoning

Probably become ill from the heavy dose of radiation I just suffered from the long unprotected journey, get poisoned by the toxic compounds in the dusty Martian soil that eventually covers me and everything else, including every one of my instruments, causing them to break down and deteriorate, and look up at the sky through an atmosphere that I cannot breath, but is just thick enough to cause violent weather patterns to ensure that I can never blast off of this useless red rock and go back to the conditions I evolved under for billions of years.

WHERE CAN I TAKE A SHIT HERE QUICK ELON

Yeah but at least there are no niggers on Mars. You win some, you lose some.

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Lol, got me there. When do we leave?

Invest in Maddencoin

Try to get off this depressing rock and back to the place with rain,sunshine, moon, beaches, forests, birdsong, beer and an atmosphere of breathable air.

sounds like authentic conspiracy, tell me more and give me a link to your mumbo jumbo manifesto

I'd make batteries out of piss.

Based and redpilled

I think he means the earth is flat