what should I call it
I'm opening an espresso stand
Your Espression
Starbrapps
Nigger Juice R Us
Coffee McCupface
Bitter Brown Water
Espress2go. In the logo you make the 2 and g be part of the double s somehow.
Don't give this fag any good ideas Jow Forums he clearly doesn't deserve it. Name it fuck you op.
13% Water
two minute black surprise
Just'd
13-50 Espresso
Cuplet
Name it something hipsters will like to say. Espression is a good one. It should be short, kind of flowery.
Have a good logo and a name that can easily be hashtagged for social media. Like Dutch Bros, short name good aesthetic, and they only employ young attractive girls and blast edm in the drive through, it's hip, not only do people like to go there but they like to make other people know they go there, very important.
Cuplette
"Fuck you buy my coffee"
your gimmick is that your employees tell customers "fuck you, what do you want?"
I'd prefer that over insincere politeness
Unironically this
Have all the baristas wear clown outfits
Papa Gino’s
Pepe's Espresso.
You will at least get 4chaners attention.
Ive noticed that 90% of people that go to these coffee places are women
they wouldnt be able to handle the bants
Above Average Joe
Coffee and Kefir then
java hut you dumb fuck
kek
Honkey's
America's Cofveve
Bean Flicker
Black Boy's Brewed Brown Beans
Fuck that's good
Expresso
E$PERS O
LINKs
ホットコーヒー
and replace stand with one of these bad boys
im desperate to figure out how to bring these to america
Works better in Asia because rent is high and there is high foot traffic. Would only work in America at Stadiums, airport or Downtown NY.
Drink Weird Bits, Take Weird Shits
Chainlink Coffee
Doesn't matter. You can't compete with Starbucks; you'll shut down a few months from now.
Depresso
Coffeelink
It's pegged to the price of chainlink (which will of course never be higher than $1)
Nothing’s better than Papa Gino’s
400 Mg
based, would buy from there
WEJREGGIN
Staff need to be genuinely suicidal though. Play the cure, make them work 14 hour shifts, minimum wage plus tips, sobbing encouraged.
i always wanted to open a coffee shop called Depresso.
depression is super fucking popular, especially among women, who like to spend money on coffee.
I have the winning name but what's in it for me? I'm serious OP.
Have Sex lattes
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