I turned 21 in late May btw 2scoops You asked how old I was like 2 months or so ago
Juan Rodriguez
If rape kike, then de-shekeling commences.
I haven't watched that movie in probably close to 20 years. When I was in highschool I saw a DVD of it for sale, but the store wanted like 40 bucks and I was like fuck that.
All my gambling money is tied up in a BYND put option. That shit better gap the fuck down on Monday so I can cash out and move the shekels into some Uncle Powell plays.
Christopher Rodriguez
essentially that the UFO phenomenon is not new or unique, and most likely is not representative of literal ayylmaos from space coming down in literal spaceships. Human history is chock full of people seeing visions of lights and flaming symbols in the sky, usually before momentous historical events or preceding spiritual/psychological revelations. Look at Constantine seeing the burning Chi-Rho before converting Rome to Christianity, Ezekiel seeing the burning chariot in the sky, or the burning Vimana from the sanskrit Vedas. Jung and Vallee both argue that people seeing these things as aliens is very new and corresponds exactly to the post WWII boom of sci-fi fiction and the collective western fascination with space and technology. Essentially people have always seen these motherfuckers in times of weirdness, and only lately has the assumption been that they're ayys. What's more likely, that seeing lights in the sky and experiencing contact with what feels like a higher presence is a psychological/mystic affectation humans have always had, or ayys just happened to find us in the last 70 years and have special ships which can violate the laws of physics?
Did you do something fun? Go to Vegas with friends or just get a free drink with some buds at the local college bar?
Josiah Garcia
"He bought?"
Yes Mr. Xi, he went all in.
"Dump our US treasuries"
William Diaz
Nope, I just treated it like any other day expect that I could buy alcohol
Angel Sullivan
I'm going to get some sleep, i've been sobering up all day from my week long bender and feel like calling it an early night. There's like absolutely no fucking volume on these futures because everybody is out eating overpriced Italian food. G'night everybody.
Leo Morales
stay awake u bitch u got dubs take another bump lets go
>he hasn’t bought? Let’s give him more cheapies after the summit, mr. Prezdident.
When the boomers start dying off
She’s a politician, and she got a BA in a meme degree called “international relations and economics”
She’s not a fucking economist for chrissake. Next you’ll be saying that people who suck at social media should have their communications degrees revoked...
Undergrad Econ, from what I could tell, was pretty basic and not very useful, just models on supply and demand to begin with, not sure how deep it gets into monetary policy, trade, debt, or even personal finance.
She’s a fucking politician playing to her base. It’s a good rule of thumb to assume that politicians don’t mean what they say, and that they overpromise and underdeliver.
Jeez. I did that for my 25th, just took my midterm, got lunch with my gf, then went back to my apt to study. But 21... you only turn 21 once. Maybe plan ahead for your future birthdays so they can be a little bit fun. That way you can have some memories to look back on fondly, and at least experience a little bit of “fun” and friendship/comradery.
>and most likely is not representative of literal ayylmaos from space coming down in literal spaceships
aww cmon man
Kayden Gutierrez
I love how everyone is so conditioned here that there is a picture of a woman literally being strangled to death in the OP but no one is saying anything about it.
Austin Sanchez
if you haven't strangled your girl someone else has they love that shit
leave your cope at the door kid
Lucas Brown
That’s a cartoon, chief.
Liam Nelson
Maybe I should, but I personally think it's arbitrary The only thing that really changes is what you're legally allowed to do Maybe I'll regret not having more fun on my 21st birthday later on, but I don't at the moment
Jaxson Morris
Pendulum doesn't have any friends because of his social disability
Asher Scott
Everyone should have frens, especially at that age
He doesn’t have a disability. He told us last thread he’s only pretending to be annoying.
he definitely has asbergers as fuck for example last thread he just made because he could handle being wrong he spends his days posting and reading these threads even though he just bought GALT and never moves real weight we still love him though (no homes)
Not everyone who is attracted to feminine men is a mental defective...
Asher Parker
exception to the rule
Luke Reyes
MY SPY PUTS IM RUINED NOOOOO. China was supposed to escalate over the weekend WTF happened.
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Not everyone who is attracted to feminine men is a mental defective...
being attracted to feminine men is most definitely still gay and a mental disorder.
The only acceptable thing (for a man) is fucking people who have completely given up and submitted to the masculine as long at 'it', whatever 'it' is, submits fully under masculinity, I will release a fucc upon it I will not be held responsible for any damages etc.
this is crab world what do you think you're doing buying options on indices
>You don't think a Buttgig/Warren ticket has a shot?
he thinks a faggot named buttplug and a fake indian from boston will be president.
Parker Rivera
if a fat orange man can do it, anything is possible.
Henry Bell
honestly IMO go equal distributions KO/KDP/PEP/MNST no reason to prioritize one over another imo
understand PEP has more 'solid' product (Frito-Lay) Don't go too heavy into the sugar liquids overall. understand that whatever index u get will have some of these, if you want to get more of any outside of the indices, it'll be MNST or KDP
much love
Sebastian Lopez
Calm down son it’s just a drawing
Grayson Hughes
Thanks friend
William Diaz
What is crab world
Levi Scott
Bro, America is ready to make history with its first gay/woman ticket :^)
Jonathan Phillips
Sideways action
Nathan Cook
What are you wage cucks still doing awake? You're weekend is coming to an end and the boss needs a new addition to his guest house. Get to sleep and don't be late wagie
NORMIE YOU'RE A WAGIE MAKE A BIG NOISE SCRUBBING DOWN TOILETS, WANNA BE A MANAGER SOMEDAY YOU GOT MUD IN YOUR RACE, A REAL BIG WAIST DISABILITY PAYMENTS FUND HALF OF THIS PLACE, SINGIN' WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART MONGREL YOU'RE A WAGE SLAVE JEW SLAVE GOTTA TAKE THE BUS, WANNA GET A RAISE SOMEDAY YOU GOT ZITS ON YOUR FACE, A FLABBY WAIST TOWING YOUR MOP BUCKET ALL OVER THE PLACE WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART SING IT WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH VIRGIN YOU'RE A FAT MAN POOR MAN STILL LIVING AT MOM'S, WANNA GET INSURED SOMEDAY YOU GOT CRUST IN YOUR TAINT, 56-INCH WAIST CORPORATE'S GONNA PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE DO IT WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH YEAH COME ON WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ALRIGHT LOUDER WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ONE MORE TIME WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH
Theres several trip fags that are into retarded sadist and gore fetishes, welcome to Jow Forums
Ethan Parker
Ok this is epic
Levi Bell
ah let me try and explain the crab
throughout market history there are times of nice growth in equity prices, times of declines in equity prices, and times where equity prices sort of range sideways without any large coordinated moves up or down.
then you will understand how a crabs legs propel it back and forth.
so in economic times there can be a bull market, of long increases in equity value, where buying calls and shares is very nice. or there can be a bear market, where things trend downward, when buying puts and shorting shares is nice. In a crab market you have to be worried about options that you buy decaying to zero as the market lurches to and fro. More than that, right now, there is so much uncertainty about monetary policy.
So how do you screen for stocks to trade? Volatility? %chg?
Jaxson Rodriguez
The fundamentals are already priced in
Markets work on narrative, they work on story
Company that can control its story: long term hold Company that's about to change its story: swing trade Company that loses control of its story: sell sell sell
Thomas Bailey
So attached to this post is a graph of SPX/USD for the last few decades remember that in the time shown on this graph, the first human landings on the moon and many metallurgical innovations had already occurred. SPX (in dollars !! tracks the value of stocks of the largest 500 US companies by market cap) the economic growth that you are seeing comes from multiple places. In the US, the population of the middle class was still growing for much of the duration you can see. Also, the rise of the transistor and the personal computer occur, as well as the rise of the internet and the modern service-based economy. All in all, one of the most interesting periods in human history. Please remember to savor every moment that you get to experience, it is an extremely unique and potent moment for any sentient species to experience times like the ones we are going through.
now, the picture attached shows several colors of wavy lines in the future of the SPX.
the negative case (in red) shows current monetary policy and government control failing, and even with money pumped in by the FED as a last resort, equity prices still fall.
the positive case (in green/gold) is the golden bull. maybe the fed and government and large corporations saying that everything is fine is enough to carry equity prices up. Or maybe the FED pumping money in again does it's job. either way, the indices advance upward. The other possibility that takes us along this road is some technological breakthrough. it seems as if the internet alone won't help sell any more product than it is selling right now. but maybe a new superconducting material, neutron shield, super-neutron dense or super-proton dense material could really shake things up to the upside. Asteroid mining. genetic engineering. self driving, flying cars. Chinese weed companies in space. whatever you want to imagine, to fuel significant new buying
now the third case is the real one. besides the bullish and bearish cases awaits the crab for as long as economic market indices have existed there has been a nice economic growth. OK great. But it doesn't mean it will always be so.
There is the possibility, for the next decade of two, that things will go sideways. This will be the result of the following: no significant geopolitical unrest (world war 3, etc.) no massive commodity shortage (oil or food runs out) no massive ecological disaster (hard case global climate change) no sudden technological breakthrough (asteroid mining, etc.) no super unstable monetary policy, not enough to unleash massive growth but enough to prevent things from falling apart
in the crab case, things don't exhibit the same amazing growth we've seen for the past century. Properties don't become massively more valuable just by existing, companies can't sell 10% more product every year just for existing, etc. but at the same time, the global financial system keeps things 'on the rails' enough that we aren't all eating flesh and trading silver coins and cigarettes
Oh well, if the market shits next week, least your Divvy Friends will keep you safe. Then if you got spare cash on hand; take the gifts the market gives you and buy the fucking mega dip while it lasts! If Amazon shits down to under 1k, buy that shit up I say. You know it'll go back up over time. All the more Profit for you to take.
Jeremiah Turner
(dubs) >It’s just a full days drive away... it’s just a full days drive away...
What’re you shorting bbgrl?
Will you choke me if I choke you too?
Nicholas Ortiz
Satoshi is an Ayyyy and Butcoin is an alien intelligence invading from the future.
Zachary Nguyen
> to trade
anyone who trades intraday (only a couple people in these treads, only one or two who post and claim to make gains) do it based on the charts, and mostly based on something with enough volume and price movement to make the magic happen.
if you're talking about mix-duration trading, you can really screen based on whatever you can imagine
AMZN under 1k in a week is unlikely love yield (Mr. Divvy and Dr. Divvy) and safety and a bit of cash right now. But yeah, cash can be challenged by that bittersweet QE. so not too much in paper
Jerome do your thing ~~
I like so many things about your post but I have to pick out the parts I disagree with >The fundamentals are already priced in mostly, hopefully not entirely. 'fundamentals' are all-encompassing. but for the 'simple' investor that comes in these threads, any 'simple' notion that you have about a stock or that you've read about in an article is already priced in, yeah.
>Company [....] its story: the truth is: Company [....] its earnings: numbers don't lie, money don't lie. at the end of the day, every quarter, year, whatever, these companies have to bring in dollars. if they don't, no story in the world is going to save the price of their stock.
Oh you know you could always Bag Disney stock. Disney will always be there long as Florida don't sink like a rock from the global warming shit.
P.S Global warming is true as shit. My state I've noticed it first hand. Pretty much actual winter is a thing of the past now. We have kinda cold days but nowhere like what we did when I was young. Hardly any snow either. We get now this; rain and heat mostly. No actual Fall weather either. (Live in KY btw)
Powell needs to raise rates and crash this market. It's for the good of the economy and for the good of my SPY puts. You know what needs to be done Powell.
Blake Hill
GENTLEMEN. IRON CONDORS ARE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE IVE SAID THIS MANY TIMES.
>these days, there is influence on everything, especially on social media/high traffic internet places. >so it will somewhat cancel out in the end in this case, the Chinese internet activism is certainly as strong as what the CIA can project. In the case of something like Libya, then sure the CIA can influence more sway than the local state. About social media, why is Facebook and Whatsapp deleting activists account when people post messages against Chinese/Hong Kong government? >If you could leave, with your family, would you? yes >Relatively speaking they hate China less than US, and there's a fine reason for that They "hate" China less than the US because South Korea was backed by the US with their solider there, but China is a greater "threat" to both North Korea and an unified Korea, because of their geographical proximity and also the historical ties. Also it should be noted that the current border between North Korea and China is not recognized by South Korean government especially for the part related to the "Holy Mountain" (Mountain Baekdu/Changbai) so that could be a possible source of conflict after unification. >> [pic related]. Which was because of North Korea's action >Unified Korea would get lot more pressure from US, it'd be Chinafriendly (relatively speaking) economic giant with animosity towards Japan and US. That's not something US "indopacific security strategy" needs, if they want to kneecap China. Even the situation between South Korea and Japan nowadays have been destabilized to a point where military conflict could happen in any minutes.
Bentley Reed
damn, stay safe HK bro
Easton Howard
Why do you want to buy BDT? For burgers?
What are you shorting anyways?
Oliver Bell
talk shit about the T Babies poster = bad karma
>About social media, why is Facebook and Whatsapp deleting activists account when people post messages against Chinese/Hong Kong government? because the Chinese government government pays them? do you have a sister or daughter between the ages of 'at least 18'? I can get you out of HK and into the land of the free (and prosperous :^) )
It would be great (and surprising) if the US could somehow maintain status quo in Asia
speaking of Mountain Baekdu/Changbai
what do you think the best course of action would be for western nations to take to allow peace and stability for eastern nations? much love as always, thanks for all your posts :)
I hold $10k of AURORA CANNABIS in an IRA. Should I sell it all for a mutual fund? Weed stocks have done nothing but suck dick in 2019
Adam Nelson
What broker do HK /smg/bros use? (Going to work there for a few months).
Nolan Martin
Take this opportunity to learn a lesson about not going all-in.
Buy in controlled bursts, or tranches. Open your position, buy dips, sell when you've made good profits, or if the narrative has changed and you no longer believe in you're original thesis.
I don't like ACB personally, seems like CGC is the winner, HEXO is good as a spec, and CRON will benefit from its relationship with MO.
cannabis isn't hot right now, It's taken a beating from the FDA position on CBD. I'm selling on the pumps and buying on the dumps, but I'm bagholding to an embarrassing degree.
That post is straight stupid though. Why would you trust one observation of a seasonal oddity over years of objective data about the climate?
T-Babies poster may actually be slightly R-tarded. Not just because of this, he also doesn't seem to understand that dividends are to offset a lack of share-value appreciation.
He's not as bad as some other posters, like the R*rtard
I have lost $7k but haven’t sold ACB. It’s an awful company with the dilution and offerings
Joseph Butler
what the fuck
Dylan Martinez
>Noted.
Ayden Lopez
>it's real what the fuck.
Easton Long
>No more boneheaded questions you guys. If you ask any bonehead questions I'm gonna just, I'll go on youtube and have my quarterly conference call regarding the financial state of tesla and the past quarter's earnings report on superchat, with random youtubers instead of financial analysts.
He's got a very high opinion of himself, and a cult like following that celebrates his antics. This is nothing new, it's all part of the Elon show.
>, I'll go on youtube and have my quarterly conference call regarding the financial state of tesla and the past quarter's earnings report on superchat, with random youtubers instead of financial analysts.
Based
Kevin Green
>What broker do HK /smg/bros use? (Going to work there for a few months). I just use the stock trading service in my bank account.
Gabriel Moore
That's a bummer man, but it's important that you're in touch with your mistakes, and you're not pretending to be stoic despite your lack of experience.
I'm not following ACB, but I doubt it's near the top right now, so I'd wait until the sector rebounds from the HEXO disappointment. Not sure, market could be in for turmoil this week. Someone more insightful than me is needed to assess where the broader market is headed right now.
The United States of America is simply a vehicle. A vehicle controlled by the highest bidder(s). China, Russia, European, Various Middle eastern groups, JEWS of course, Americans themselves etc. all fight for controll out whoever bids the highest gets controlled, Jews made it this way for themselves but other interests are exploiting it now. Look how much shit the Chinese do and get away with. Fucking feinstein was passing her limo driver intel for years and no one did shit about it
Grayson Cooper
i get its a joke but jesus christ that thing is terrifying to look at
>speaking of Mountain Baekdu/Changbai >what do you think the best course of action would be for western nations to take to allow peace and stability for eastern nations? A question is, do you think stability = peace? Like what China have been doing at Xinjiang have bring stability and "peace" to the area, but do you think they are actual peace? Indeed the trading fee etc. are higher, but too lazy to actually look up and register dedicated broker when I am not actually buying/selling that much
Zachary Hernandez
>do you think stability = peace? Not the user you replied to, but this is really interesting, especially when you talk about Xinjiang. What China has managed to do to the people there has made them completely unable to resist, they have become docile. China has "tamed" these people. But would I call that peace? No.
The people who suffer the most under tyranny are the people at the bottom, the poor and powerless. But who suffers the most during times of chaos, revolution, or barbarism like after the fall of Rome? Again, I think it's the poor, the peasants at the bottom with little to get them through those times.
So what is to be done for these people? What can be done?
Ryan Thomas
>So what is to be done for these people? What can be done? I don't really know. In general, for such situation, leftist would think helping them financially, bridge them to world economy and boost their social development so that the government no longer need to suppress the people to keep them in order can help. But China have shown this doesn't work Conversely, rightist would think sanction and military actions can pressurize countries accepting the world's rule and order. However Iran and North Korea have shown it doesn't work either Another alternative is direct military action, but as you said it's always the general public that will suffer the most during this sort of time, and there's also no guarantee that western countries can create a responsible government that would upheld freedom in those countries after those military actions end as you can see in decolonized African countries. Same problem for sponsored civil unrest as you can see in Libya and Egypt. A world government that have actual power to rule governments could be a way, but European Union have shown that such inter-government agency create more problem than it can solve, and UN have also shown that there's no guarantee such organization would follow western principle of freedom.
Jacob Bennett
>Futures are (slightly) green hooray!
but its june, so volume will be nonexistent for the next few months
so what hot new penny stocks are people preparing to gamble their life savings on?
> leftist would think helping them financially, bridge them to world economy and boost their social development so that the government no longer need to suppress the people to keep them in order can help
> rightist would think sanction and military actions can pressurize countries accepting the world's rule and order.
Great showcase of what a terrible distinction without difference these terms are in US political context; when they both aim for the same result (a more globalized world economy to work for US)
> A world government that have actual power to rule governments could be a way as envisaged by Wilson, House and Grey.
You forgot the last one, which is contra American liberal imperialism, which is to do absolutely nothing. Of course such action escapes many big brains.
Eli Walker
> too lazy to actually look up and register dedicated broker when I am not actually buying/selling that much
Hmm okay I opened an IB account. Had to do this 'mini-exam' for options which is just basic Series 7 shit. There was this other local broker that was really similar to Robinhood but now they have this weird fee structure so fuck that.
Joshua Sanders
If China dumps treasuries, I'm going all in.
Elijah Bennett
>If China dumps treasuries Why would they willingly neck themselves
Dylan Hall
The only reason why they would do it is if they rationally think dumping treasuries would damage the USA more than it would China. Russia for example has drastically cut it's US treasuries but it also had a lot less to begin with.
This Hong Kong situation to the Chinese must reek of foreign interference to the Communist leadership and will be a further reason not to talk with Trump at G20.
If they don't sweat out even a tentative deal at G20 and Trump slams more tariffs...then I think the Chinese are going to finally respond in a way that will hurt Trump domestically.
The FANG stocks are vulnerable to a shock, they'll ban rare earth metals to the USA.
