Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to pilot school;)

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to pilot school;)

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and fucking stewardesses ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

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For a person achieving something great in life you do sound like a total moron. You will probably fail hard at it thanks to your characteristics. Just dont kill the passengers will y?

pretty sure this is a copypasta

have fun racking up the flight hours to make yourself hirable, you won't be making real money for a looong time, same reason I'm NOT doing pilot school

where's that plumber? i liked him better than this

Larping from a wheelchair?

cute

xD

>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

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Not true

dude.
i've seen this EXACT copypasta before
fuck off with your bait

Nope

KEK

ATC here, enjoy having literally no life and time to spend your money brother :^)

Enjoy bring pathetic in a tower fag kys

based being comfy af in tower while you struggle to land a plan in crosswind lmaooo

You know your job will be automated in the coming 15 years top, right user?

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What tower you work at? Ill fucking crash into you

reported :^)

Nope
More like in 80 years

Apparently being a pilot is fun the first few years and then it gets boring.

>two friends urge me to join them in pilot school
>Didn't because socially awkward
>They actually became pilots

Not too late for you
Just join

You do know technology is advancing exponentially, don't you anons?

This was 10 years ago

Math postdoc
400k starting
can confirm the PhD scale

How old are u
Still not to late

Nope

Cope

Seething
Have sex

Never been on a plane have you xD

Enjoy having no friends/family/personal life outside work.

Enjoy staring at fucking nothing for 2-5 hours at a time.

Enjoy sleeping during the day and working at night.

Enjoy making fuckloads of money just like you say.

You can give it all to your wife and her children.

31 boomer, I'll just become a private pilot when I make it.

Flying fucks with my ears so I dislike it anyway

28 year old boomer myself

Not too late

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>911
>no makes

What?

300k will be your school bills, you will absolutely not make that salary, not even 6 figures till many years after you start lmao

Wrong

good for you, i hear pilots see all kinds of weird shit up there. godspeed.

7-19 job master race. Enjoy being a sky trucker I guess.

Kys

Enjoy your death by cancer

What cancer dumb fuck

No cringe

You have no clue what you are talking about. You can make 300k after tax within 5 years of graduating school.

It is still not worth it

No idiot kys

>I almost feel bad for all you wagecucks

radiation, you'll age faster and have increased cancer risk. Not really nice if you plan to have children as well

>having a job

this retard again? kys

Commercial pilots don't make €300k/y.

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to truck driver school;)

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and fucking motorway station attendants ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

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What do you do when you see ufos. You gonna freak out?

youtu.be/F8hCIolZRTU
This is OPs fate.

Kek

But i thought you got into busdriving school to fuck meter maids?

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to thot academy;)

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and blueballing my thirsty beta orbiters ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

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Kys fag

Shut the fuck up

This same retard troll from yesterday. I admire the quality bait.

Seething cope have sex

haha fucking no. Not 80 years!

Your job won't be automated until 2100? haha fuck off mate, 5 years tops

Oh, this is a LARP

22 posts by this ID

Attention seeking cringe

Seething

Your post is cringe

Someone as retarded as you are never going to be a pilot.

Yes they do

Kys

No they don't you absolute retard. Maybe the tippy top 1% of 30 year flagship pilots get close, but that is nowhere near average wage or common at all. Fucking idiot just look it up.

I'd never get in an automated plane...

What a luddite point of view

Automation is better than people, that's the point. I'd trust a Tesla autopilot over a person... In time, you will too

Why do I even bother replying to retards like you... I was strongly considering becoming a pilot earlier, so I have researched this. There are several locations, eg middle east/ asia, where you can indeed make 300k net.

'The contract with Beijing Capital Airlines offers an earning potential of up to $300,000 per year!'

caeparcaviation.com/aviation-jobs/pilot/a330-captains-16723

It is still not worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=cPMvQphJQiE

Fucking stupid you are

>One Tesla crashes

>Millions of people around the world have car accidents

Try Harder, maybe use statistics next time

Is that herpes?

>what is radiation?
enjoy that cancer in your nutsack boyo

>up to 300k a year
>UP TO
>to fly around bugmen

It’d need to be 10x that to be worth considering; imagine living in China. Disgusting.

>up to
>UP TO
You low iq simple peasant fucking retard. This positions are reserved for lifetime pilots with decades of experience and tens of thousands of hours on the airframe in question.

Stupid fucking virus tier life form that you are, you can't even use your idiot brain to figure out what that means for your actual earning potential.

You haven't done fuckall for research. You googled "top airline salary" and thought you could pass it off as your wisdom. Belligerent fucking animal.

Imagine being a taxi driver in the cloud

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They say its 4 weeks on and 4 weeks off

So you can live at home for 4 weeks then
Not so bad
Also chinamen are disgusting

Imagine being an adult and posting anime pictures

>6G homologation certified Welder
>any job I want
>1,000k starting
>bitches love welders

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Retard fuck. You will never make it through flight school. Not even of you are the blackest gorilla nigger to ever be affirmative action hired.

COPE

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How fucking stupid are you? Can you not fucking read, you absolute shitstain?
Total Time of 4000 hours*Total Time of 1000 hours PIC on the A330*Last flight on the A330 to be within the last 6 months*

You can meet these requirements easily. For the 330 you need a few years more experience usually but there are similar positions for 320 or equivalent. You can literally meet the requirements in 5 years, you fucking retard. Do I need to remind you that 300k net is the same as 600k gross in europe/ maybe 500k gross in the US
>UP TO
Yes, it means that there is a 300k salary waiting for you if you accept a full time position, a little less if you do 1month on/ 1 month off.

I ALSO LITERALLY SAID IT IS NOT WORTH IT

You 2 sound like assmad amerifats that got rejected from pilot school, and are pissed off that China is about to dominate this world kek.

>anime
Jesus cringe

Total Time of 3000 Hours - *A320 Family Total PIC Time of 1000 hours - *Last Flight on the A320 as PIC to be within the last 18 months - *Last Simulator on the A320 as PIC to be within the last 12 months

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING RETARD
YOU CAN LITERALLY MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS WITHIN 5 YEARS

caeparcaviation.com/aviation-jobs/pilot/a320-captain-spring-airlines-shanghai-and-shenzhen-14111

Another day, another pilot school thread.

Funny enough, many of replies are quite alike from yesterday's thread.
>inb4 bots

Summerfags here now

Kys

Wrong

I make 250k with equity in a billion dollar cbd company, and I don’t get drug tested. Have fun being controlled by a boss

Nope u dont

250k vs 300k net kek

yikes OP, don't have such an inflated ego for a mid top tier wagie job. pathetic.

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Have sex

I did last night, with your mother faggot. You're the same retard who made the "I have a platiunum amex card so I'm special" thread when every one and their mothers can get one. You're a fucking perma virgin incel faggot who's not even going to flight school. Get fucked you beta cuck

How did you know it was me? What the fuck

The only job that actually has the worst wages in the US lmao. Just about every other country on this planet pays better. Even third world countries like Vietnam

Big time oofie, software engineers start out around $70k but you can get up to $250-300k with 10-20 years experience on the west coast. This is like getting frozen in time.

Is that supposed to be good?

still a wagie