Passive Income | NEET Money Thread

>mfw people unironically WORK for hours, even days at a time
>mfw we are twenty years into the TWENTY FIRST CENTURY and people still can't into passive income

How do my NEET brothers make spending money? I'll start:
>autismbux - all living, healthcare and food expenses are totally paid for by wagies
>catfished for 5 years making decent cash
>decent $500 per week, but loads of time sucked out (not as much as a job kek)
>got Tor literate
>tfw found out about VM farming BEFORE all the scammers took over
>got lucky with a source, sent my catfish info to be replicated
>mfw I have MINIMUM 25 fish swimming the Tinder pond every day
>mfw this is $100 daily at worst
>I bought a hundred and fifty dollar space gray keyboard from Apple today just so I can pluck the keys off for my collection
>with one day's pay

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How do you become a successful catfish
Do guys actually send you money without having to post nudes or anything

Not the most honest way of living but good on you OP.

enjoy scamming people and being scum of the earth for a measly $100 a day

meanwhile I make over $100 a day off my investment account full of index funds and don't have to be a degenerate

>$40 a month from my stocks

I...I’m gonna make it right, bros?

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A bad month for me is $13,000. Wageslaving is indeed shit but even shit can be used as fertilizer and thus get something good out of it.

I have 50% equity in an amazon FBA business that is going to do around $220,000 in sales at a 60% margin this year.

I spend approximately 3-5 hours per week on it.

are you in sales user? mind telling me more?

How the FUCK do you make passive income. All these scams have been sucked dry already

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How can I catch autism? I spend my time here and still seem to remain disease free.
>mfw normies want to be my friend all the time

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