Its pretty much over if you are born in a small town holy fuck

why not pickup a trade like being a plumber or electrician or something? Once you have the skills you can just work/move to a nearby city where people can pay you for that kind of work

sounds like heaven

>have this friend
>he's a piece of shit who leeches of others to drink
>have this other firend
>he's a piece of shit who fakes disbility to get wasted
>oh, I have this last friend
>he took opiates, and guess what? his life his fucked
>noshitsherlock.jpeg

It's not the town, anyone can leave at anytime, they chose to drink, do drugs and get kids at 16 instead. They start pulling one another down in middle school. Bolt the fuck out OP, if you stay the best scenario is staying the same, but most likely you'll follow them downward.
Things can hardly get worse given how low you start

t.grew up in the same kind of town in France. From my year (~250 kids) maybe 10 of us went to highschool, I'm the only one who went on to MBA, and I wasn't the richest, by far. Just get the fuck out, don't turn your back on your roots, but get your ass out of there before it's too late for you, you'll come back for holidays and they'll still be the same except older and fatter

Listen you retarded faggot.
Right now you are connected to the entire world.
You have so many distractions to keep you happy, from video games, netflix, youtube, fucking everything.

And what your crying because you can't sip cock tails at some over priced bar in a major city?

Having money won't change anything for you.
It didn't change shit for me.
I still shop at goodwill and hunt for deals because paying $200 for a shirt is only something morons do.

Find something worth living for and work towards that.
It doesn't matter that you are not a millionaire.

What good would even come if you made it? Really. I bet you would blow it all on a stupid car or something like every G.I. with their sign up bonus.

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its already too late I am just doing my dumb scam thing until I can invest money in a business fuck it

mines worse its cold as fucking shit. Canadian Alaskan winters plus this.

I cant find how to add friends

you dont get poverty dude. when you are born in the woods in sad poverty with nothing around but trees you are going to fucking drink and get high. that NOT EVEN A FUCKING SMALL TOWN dude my graduating class had fucking 20 people.

you dont fucking get what its like. I was the only person I know that got somewhat close to success and I got fucking all of it ruined by god. only people I know that are doing kinda alright had their mom buy them a house and 2 people I know god handed a job by their parent and moved to a bigger city in the south

no one here is successful and no one is self sufficient

MOVE THEN YOU STUPID BUMPKIN FUCK

the defeated mindset will rot your brain
you're living in chaos

I'm interested in this dilemma
you need a proud community, you need to keep your money in your community support local business only and bring money in through tourism and exports of produce/goods

organized religion is a meme but you need to trust your neighbors and realize you're in this together because nobody gives a fuck
are you in northern PA?

I tried its fucking impossible I finally won and then BOOM got fucked by god

you're scamming people, hanging out with a bunch of drug addict losers, and hate god
I wonder why things aren't working out

>with everything in my fucking soul i hate god
found your problem

Then try again you dumb fuck. Keep trying until you make it and stop making excuses and whining

god made it impossible

they are literally the only 3 people I know

>make bad choices
>have frienss who make even worse life choices
>waah why arent I rich and life is perfect
I can see how its not your fault that things turned out this way

You're pathetic just kill yourself

>god made it impossible

You sound like a burger.
You have the most powerful and well funded military in the entire world, and all you need to join is US citizenship.

You get paid better then most wagie jobs.
No cost of living.
Free healthcare for life.
Free college.

>GOD MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE! IT'S ALL GODS FAULT! PLEASE FELL BAD FOR ME!

Fuck you, you lazy shit.

>I finally won and then BOOM got fucked by god
what happened lol

>christfag boomers entering the thread to tell op he's failing at life bc he hates god and not because he's a lazy stupid piece of shit who would rather make excuses than try to get out of the situation he's in
This board sucks dick

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>From my year (~250 kids) maybe 10 of us went to highschool
holy fuck how does it get that bad

god got me arrested. yes it was god. and I got the longest probation sentence in the world because of god.

I was about to leave. I earned my freedom. god struck me down. I know its god because it wasn't my fault and it was the only thing that could of ruined my life. and it happened. already lost my entire life to a small town. nothing matters anymore. bitter and angry forever.

I am spending my days trying to kill god and Christianity and ruin everyones life I can.

I feel you man, I moved to a small town when I was 20 and it basically ruined my life, now I'm 30 with nothing and nobody. Let's kill ourselves, I'm planning for this coming January.

big cities are much cooler, yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=sgYJ3bqSkN8

]I kinda know where you're coming from, I live in a fairly large town/small city in a rural area. You need to join the navy/military or do something to get the fuck out of judge. Dead towns like the one you're living in chews up people's souls. No one moves there and no one leaves, I know exactly what you're talking about.

is this a joke? if you werent born ina small town you'd find something else to complain about

tons of important people were born in small towns, not everyone is born in NYC or chicago you absolute nigger faggot

i already lost my whole life here and id never join the military

What about sex with wholesome small town chicks? There must be SOMETHING good in small towns.

what happened lol
I was arrested in a small town for drug possession and it was fucking terrible
They charged me with felony possession of marijuana for having some hash
never sold it only an end user with ~200 worth of product driving home from an out of state trip
I'm getting off probation in October after 3 years
I can't give a fuck about the state or what other people think or else I'll spiral
small town jails are disgusting and corrupt, guards took my socks and underwear used old sweat stained books as pillows the amount of despair in there was scary

You don't believe in God but you hate him for everything that is wrong in your life. I understand you're venting. But you're choosing to be miserable. Change your outlook. You live like a king in comparison to ancient times. That is the problem. You are bored. Force yourself to do something different or challenging for just 15 minutes each day. Also consider taking a bus outta there and see where it leads. You might just be too comfortable and apathetic. Good luck user. Start by asking the god you hate for guidance. He will answer.

I've got a friend who joined the navy and literally doesn't do anything, he's about finessed his way to officer and made grunts do the work through every promotion while management unironically commended him for his productivity (literally Tom and Sawyer'd the government). Opportunities are out there, even for Uncle Sam. Whatever the opportunity is, it's better than your current situation. Even hookers that blow truckers probably have a better life than you some days.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Thank you OP, this was a fun thread.
You got me. I actually fell for it.

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>Live in small town
>Everyone is poor, impulsive, retarded, and has at least one life threatening addiction
>Move to city
>Everyone is a fucking leftist or a Chinese sociopath

You can't win

Lol aren’t you the same guy who flood /x/ with same things? Like “I hate god” or “how to kill god”
Pretty sure you also mentioned you are black.
Are you the same?

why couldn't you get off early? if I dont get off early or transfer it im going to kill myself. I heard you can get off probation half way through or just get it switched to unsupervised or you write in letters or something like that

I am thinking about begging them for mercy so I can move but of course no one gives a shit. the jail here isn't actually bad i am thinking about asking if i can just do 6 months in jail or something i hate my life

nothing. my town has no people in it. i go on tinder. get no matches. if i get any matches i live across the international border. no chance at all. and i have lost my license my entire life for basically no reason and yeah.

no license middle of woods no girls. nope nothing. its basically prison. i just wake up and sigh and want to kill myself every day. i haven't smiled in years. i finally got a bunch of money and was happy and about to leave. nope. lost everything. lost my freedom. no chance of leaving anymore. life got even worse than it was before. and i lost my entire life out here.

it was mildly fun around 19 and 20 i was driving around smoking weed all the time and banged a few hot chicks but no its all been fucking downhill and awful ever since and i lost my entire life here.

after typing all this bull shit out i dont even have motivation to make money anymore i cant even keep my eyes open anymore.

I know people that are unironically 3x as retarded as OP, if I showed you screenshots of some of my former coworkers' facebook walls from my old pizza delivery job you would shit your pants and think it's fake.

either way im on probation and doesn't matter and i dont even want to join the military. i only have 2 cities i want to move to and i have enough money to do it i just cant. i got fucked.

Learn webshit, because you could remote

/thread

I swear you where on /x/
You mentioned scamming people too, you mentioned you are black and you mentioned you hate god because he cursed you by making you stuck in that town.

>boo hoo there's no way out
like everyone has been giving you advice and you're picking and choosing like you have room to pick it. You either grow a pair and take a chance, or you choose to waste your life on Jow Forums all day.

Either way just stfu with your pity party bullshit

Sounds rough man. Go to sleep, tomorrow is a new day

>if I showed you screenshots of some of my former coworkers' facebook walls from my old pizza delivery job you would shit your pants
could you post them? I wouldn't mind a laugh.

literally none of those apply to my situation

every day i wake up and i feel god damn miserable. i cant sleep at night i sleep all day. i feel borderline narcoleptic the whole time im up. my eyes are completely black and burn and sting i have to take caffeine pills for any energy. i dont even have motivation to make money anymore because i lost eveything in my life. i dont even care about money anymore i just want freedom.

Then give detail

i got famous sitting in my basement never talking to anybody irl. somebody in your town might be famous in a niche category and you just don't know. easier to do than youd think

Haha user I live in a small town like the one described but I love it here. I do a variety of work online and make a decent income and spend all my time relaxing and taking it easy. I go for long drives in the countryside and lay out under the stars at night. If you weren't so negative and bitter you could turn your life into a paradise instead of wanting to live like all the rats in the cities. Nothing is open past 8PM? Just read a book or go for a night drive with friends or by yourself. You don't have friends? That's your fault lol

it took half a year of court and the probation was for 5 years but half that with good behavior
so 2.5 plus .5 I have about 100 days left
they didn't drop the felony but over 6% of americans are felons anyways
my shit lawyer said if I fight it and lose I could get 1-7 years so I plead to that

if you're scamming man that can get you put back in jail
I have mental issues I used drugs to suppress and never ripped off or scammed anyone no victims fully cooperative with police and I'm a felon for the rest of my life lol
I followed all the rules these past 3 years and I'm at 1 visit per year supervision so I just need to check in in october to finish it out but I still follow all the rules anyways because 1-7 years in prison isn't happening
I would go on a rampage and suicide if something did come up that would put me back in jail so I understand your mindset

i spelled it all out

I was about to but I'd dox myself from the pizza place comment, you spergs would find the name of the guy and I don't feel like dealing with 75 IQ drama

intended for

WTF you got 5 years probation? over your first offense? just having hash? i thought i got fucked.

people told me its easy to transfer it around within the state so i wanna use my money for that. mines only a misdemeanor so not as long im guessing you're in new York state if they just slapped you right off the fucking bat with 5 years over some stupid shit. it has to be new York or florida or some shit.

my scam is such a dumb stupid thing no one knows about it and its so under the radar. im on multiple forums of people who have been doing it for 10 years. never once in history been a report of anyone getting arrested for it. i could literally go in a court and go HEY I DO THIS and not get arrested because its such a grey area scam thing

i wonder if i can beg them for some leniency and get off it soon so i can move or have a lawyer get me out of it with my money or something. if i could spend all my money to get out of it and end up homeless in the city i would do it

phenibut is good on occasion also melatonin for sleep

cardio exercise and yard work seem to help

I was arrested in a small town in missouri doing a fake dui checkpoint scam
I think there's a local private prison and it was total fucking bullshit I gained 40-50 lbs in the first 6-8 months after getting out of jail but just starting to get things right

>I don't believe in God!
>My problems are because God hates me!
Typical atheist.

>I didn't do anything wrong
>I got fucked over
>The ONLY one that would fuck me over for no reason is God!
Did you forget Satan exists or are you one of those nuSatanists that think he's the sugarplum fairie?

holy fuck how long were you in jail for? all that over fucking hash what the fuck. i dont think there should be any arrests over weed. if anything just classes and some stupid bull shit. but fucking piss testing for weed and jail over it. come the fuck on.

im thinking about asking them if i can just do 6 months in jail or something and be done with it

here the jail isn't private and you get your own private cell in there and you get tablets that stream tv and music and shit

i was christfag and was praying to god and doing all that shit every day because my life was a disaster and it just kept getting worse and i kept doing it until i realized oh hey its never going to get better this way

They put up a drug checkpoint sign and you fell for it? What did you have? What was your punishment?

Fuck off retard. Not everyone wants to be a stupid bible thumper from a small town.

are there such a thing as a fake dui checkpoint? what?

the shitty border patrol does them here like every week in the same exact spot and we always have to drive the backroads to get around it just to buy a fucking gram of weed or something. they do it fucking 20 miles away from the border and not even on a road that goes directly to the border. what the actual fuck.

we had 5 people in a tiny cell 4 bunks and 1 sleeping on the floor
I was only there for 2 days but bail was 50k I wish I was joking
I've seen serious fucking crimes get less bail amounts but luckily my family has money and you only need to pay like 10%
I wish there was a way to report this corruption to some federal agency but I doubt they give a fuck
but yeah after I got out of jail I drank regular coke and ate tyson tendies everyday and just sat in my computer chair and stunk bad
did that for maybe 2 months
I didn't smoke any more pot but I was still pissing hot 45-50 days after the arrest and almost got put back in jail
they used that against me in not dropping the felony it was so fucking corrupt
bitcoin mooning since 2016 is the only thing that has kept me sane
I have 170 coins I've never touched and it's my golden ticket to a good life in 100 days as long as the government doesn't fuck me again when I cash out

>they do it fucking 20 miles away from the border and not even on a road that goes directly to the border. what the actual fuck.

Thats exactly how I would do it if I were in charge.

I know that most people would take some crazy long detour on some unrelated roads to get around the main ones.

So I would randomly target them, if you get got then oh well your number came up.

The people in charge are not idiots. They know exactly how you think.

Lel I remember you from the other thread. Small town user who spites God every other post

thats so fucked dude i never heard of that over hash. jesus Christ the south is fucked. at least you were born in cash my parents are poor as fuck i just got a few thousands sitting around in the bank

but like couldn't you have cashed out all the btc and got a seirous lawyer to get you out of it?

buy SNTVT, wait for 100x, move somewhere cool. it's that easy.

im in a big town and im just as miserable. ig its my fault tho for being asocial

>bitcoin mooning
>I have 170 coins I've never touched

You are going to have a very difficult time liquidating that into cash.

Also, I hope you know you'll pay tax on that. The exchanges will report a 1099 to the government.

In 2 years you'll be like "I owed the government 100K and got put in jail for tax evasion"

Anyway, be very smart with that money, with a felony on your record its all on you to be successful in your own endeavors.

went with a local lawyer that was recommended he charged 8k
he dragged us out there 5 times over 6 months I live several states away
I was seeing psychiatrists and not mentally well so I just signed the papers to be done with it

Was your arrest recent user? It sounds like you're still going through the doom phase of it all. I know Canada is tough in DUI but it's likely you can get your license back someday. If you move to the US they'll probably give it to you right away.

All is not lost user. This too shall pass. Better days are on the horizon but you need to get out of this depression first.

i would fucking kill just to be able to go to something and have people around.

go to the towns here. no one walking around. they are 10-20 miles away. i have no car or license anymore. even if i did the only place there is people walking around is the shitty college. i had a dream where on the main street of one of the towns there was a movie playing at some event and people just went there and chilled and it mostly couples and friends looking at me weird for sitting there being alone and i was the happiest ive been in years

and then i woke up. and people wonder why i hate god. i was like a month away from moving to LA btw. and i wanted to move to LA since i was 10. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god.

i even had some girls out in LA i was talking to on kik and about to move there and i woke up being tackled in the snow and arrested and it was all gone. i ghosted all the crazy hillbillies out here. i was getting a bunch of money in my bank. i was looking at flights and apartments in LA and could afford it all

i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god. i fucking hate god.

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hey I'm that fren

i already lost my entire life out in a small town and no ive been going through this over a year it just gets worse every day and i just get more miserable and it feels like its not even over

oh same shit as me i dont know what the fuck im doing. i got a lawyer but he sounds like fucking GARBAGE he doesn't wanna help or do anything just get my plea and get the fuck out. i tried asking him about helping me transfer

i already served a shit load of time on it i wanna see if i can get a lawyer to get me out of it where i am now or transfer it or something. i dont know if i should get a local lawyer. or trying calling one in a city. or if i should save my money and try and transfer with it

nyc is the biggest city in my state and i had someone i found on craigslist that was gonna let me move there and transfer my shit but they told me i have to wait to even try and transfer my shit

From a small town, can confirm. I joined the military and after I got out went back to said town with oodles of cash saved up and a college degree. It's so cheap to live here.
OP, if you aren't a brainlet you can be a big fish in a very small pond.

Op it def sounds depressing af
Look at it this way though.
You can walk, talk, type, and eat food. .
Recently watched a friend who had made it to lambo land(not on crypto) but then had a stroke out of nowhere (prob cigs or not so good food)
anyways he instantly lost ability to walk,talk,eat,shit, u name it.. really sad shit dude. gotta look at whatever brightside of things u can.

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The only thing I got lucky on when I got arrested was my lawyer. He charged 5k, I payed him 1k, he finished my case and then retired to Florida. Never heard from him again kek. This was 10 years ago. Guy was so burnt out he probably just didn't care anymore

LA kind of sucks. theres no way to afford rent here. the apartments you can get are in beanerville. transportation is nearly impossible if you dont have a car, which is also expensive with gas/insurance/maintenance. but the subway sucks too with bums throwing up on you and screaming at you and shit. and if you have a car the nigger beaners break into it and steal your shit. LA is not that fun unless you're rich and went to a nice school

both my parents are from small towns but left and became wildly successful. You just suck

exactly what I said OP, there's options available, you're just not willing to open up to any of them. btw navy friend was geeky and scrawny back in high school, thick glasses, acne. dude is buff and chad now, still looks a bit like a dork but genetics.

OP I'll pray for ya it's the only thing we have sometimes
I hope it works out

id rather be a poor person living on a couch in a big city then own a mansion here

i look at people who are in prison and shit and compare my life to theirs but then i think well they killed someone or did some fucked up shit and i didn't really do anything

oh my god fuck off

oh my god dude they lost at 30 whats even the point

So move.
How much does it really cost to move?
You complain that people blow their money and blah fucking blah.
MOVE YOU FUCKING PUSSY
Do you even need the shit you have? Not most of it. Sell it you faggot.
AND MOVE
get out of where you are, and go somewhere new. meet new people. do new things.
Seems like a dead end where you are? Quit being a tremendously limp dick and get the fuck out of there.
bitch

im on probation you god damn fucking retard i told you god struck me down

Seriously OP. You're genuinely pissing me off now.
You're literally complaining on a Latvian Lizard Training Forum about how your life is miserable where you are.
WHY HAVENT YOU MOVED YET YOU GIGANTIC FUCKING MUPPET

you struck yourself down you degenerate retard
I'm not reading your whole bitch ass whiny thread.
Great. You're on probation. That means you can't spend money.
But you can make it.
Save up.
AND MOVE

missouri is a shithole. lived in kansas and always hated having to go into missouri. sorry user that really sucks

I know someone like that. That lived wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more fucking remote than you ever have. We're talking 60 people in a town.
You know what he's doing now? How I met him?
He's a fucking real estate mogul that lives in a mansion and owns a RE company.
Dude literally grew up so poor that they only hunted for their food. He had to protect their small amount of livestock from fucking cougars you pussy

>born raised in shithole rust belt town
>wanted to kms everyday
>move to large city
>make 3x more money
>still want to kms everyday

Good thinking user. Dam shame, wish I could see it.

i would of been a winner if i left tho

kek, this is the reality. You never really get ahead.

So move to a better city
I did the same thing man, grew up in a suburban rust belt town. Not bad, not great, just meh
Moved to a bigger city to make money and have more fun. Realized bigger city was shitty so I moved across the fucking country to the best city in the US