What's the most ridiculous way you've made money ?

Oh no crypto, my bad.

I larped as a hot girl on chats and offered nudes and private cam sessions to horny guys if they sent a SMS to a service that provided online payments for text messages. I paid my Tibia premium account and WoW monthly fee for 2 years that way.

I get vacation bonus on my unemployment benefits

I started a company.

Selling vitamin B shots as steroids

Kurwa Przemek. A ja myślałem że ona naprawdę mnie kocha....

>przejmuje sie czy kobieta go kocha czy nie

disgusting language

I once made an art print edition which sold out for $100k

Understandable. Faggot dicksuckers consider the language disgusting indeed

That's a real language? I thought you were just messing around, it looks like Klingon.

kurwa

>drop 1000$ for cheap audio/dj equipment
>charge 300$ for every old person birthday/college parties
>repeat 20x
>played a game at one party when scratch tickets are a prize.
>mfw I win 250$ off of two that I had "won"

I made a Kickstarter campaign, invested like $3000 in making it look legit (good pictures, nice design, great website) and just dropshipped branded backpacks from Aliexpress. made 80k profit with that one.

working as a software """engineer"""

kek

>scratch tickets promotion on bottled water
>scratch ticket is attached to bottle
>if you use a flashlight on ticket you see if you win prize
>''won'' 6 DVDs, $500 cash, 1x TV, and some merch in 3 days going around grocery shops and buying bottles of water
was like 14 at the time so it was nice

You post on here a lot. You're the guy that sells moderator status on his server?

Honestly not a terrible idea, 99.9% of DJing is just playing a Spotify list and taking requests from drunk sluts.

ate a piece of cake in 7 seconds, beating the record at this fair. they gave me a grand

Brother and I used to buy xbox 360s, take all the parts out of the inside and return them to the store, get our money back and move on to the next store and repeat. Did that a handful of times before it started getting sketchy.

Also a drunk guy once gave me $200 to get him a McDonalds meal.
Mcdonalds was 10 meters away

I bet that I could fit and entire pizza into a Tupperware container the size of a can-6pack.

used to take dextromethorphan and stay up all night playing the WoW auction house and then during downtime I ran 2 bots

I had a plan to set up a literal hundred of bots but I never followed through with it

that was generally minimum wage or better and the hardest part was to turn the gold into real money without being banned especially since I was reported constantly for owning 75% of the items on the auction house

I even contacted farmers and had them COD directly to me instead of posting their shit on the AH, so not only were they not competing with me, I got them to sell to me for cheaper than they'd post.. people started to hate my name so I had an account full of alts that I'd use to compete with myself

>be 2003
>playing Runescape with mithril dress and female looking character
>name is XcRazyGurll or some shit
>flirt with horny 12 year old boys in game
>send them pics from random scene girls MySpace profiles claiming it's me
>they give me all their best gear, full rune armour, scimi, double hander etc
>Sell all their stuff for well over 100k GP during the course of my Runescape days

good times

Used to sell math hw and rent my spoon when i was 7

> rent my spoon

What the fuck user

1 word.

>Dickfarming.

Ama

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....you what!???

How?

Any tips?

>no coin stories

Huhuhuh link huhuhuh...

Do tell? I know it aint easy

Bruh.

What is the largest extinct avian species?

I am the one responsible for breaking twinks. I am sorry. Was not my intention.

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the extinct elephant birds (Aepyornis) of Madagascar, whose closest living relative is the kiwi. They exceeded 3 m (9.8 ft) in height and 500 kg (1,100 lb)

>read exactly like written with no issues
Cope.

Buying kpacks off xans of DNMs, flipping for 5x the price. High school was wild ha.

How much of the $3000 did you spend on what? Do you have a (rough) cost breakdown?

>rent my spoon
Ok, that's a story I wanna hear

I once returned an Xbox one to Amazon, i put my old broken 360 in the box they sent me and they refunded me for the xbox one in full. That was a couple years ago and they still havent said anything.

I got my money for crypto by working at a wage slave job. Electronics retail. We have employee discount, clearance, and price match. So I would go on reddit buildapcsales and get something half off, list on ebay, and sell.

My bank account was zero after a breakup and I turned 500 into 5000$. Then I convinced my friends and coworkers to invest, let them know I would double their money in 90 days. Ended up getting over 20k which was enough to start day trading. I used robinhood and paid for gold which basically gave me double in margin. I remember swinging 3x etfs making like 500$, then my big break was JNUG at 6$-10$. Which I could pay off half the people. Then I got really lucky and got HMNY at 2$ and sold at 30$. After that I cleared all my debt and told everyone I was done trading for them.

Later I invested in NEO at like 10$ and sold at 150$.

Anyways netted myself 200k after taxes in one year as a wage slave. Also taxes were almost 70k.

You are a legend on /diy/. How much have money have you made on that endeavor so far?

I scammed Jow Forums out of $3000 by pretending to sell them whitelisted addresses back when ICOs were huge. Sorry it's kind of a crypto story.

Any tips on figuring out what's gonna moon and what won't?

I worked in Curry’s PC World and did this, whenever they had liquidations I’d grab the liquidation list and best score was buying 5 Lenovo Yogas i5 8GB 128SSD touchscreens for 220 each brand new not opened and sold them on amazon for 550 and put it all into link back in December , was only party time in college though left since in a comfy paid work placement now

because amazon throws returned items (even if they work) away.

Either way its a fucking score, especially considering i won the 360 in that mountain dew bottle cap promotion when the shit first came out. I have paid $0 for like $900 worth of consoles.

Holy fucking kek at that memeball...

Any tips on figuring out what's gonna moon and what won't? Also no crpto but w/e

Yeah. If you own some of the Crypto it will never moon. The only way to get a coin to go up is by selling your stack

What type of contact was it for? Did you have the resources to carry it out before you actually won it? What was your profit at the end of it after all your costs to compete the job? Were there any legal risks?

>>read exactly like written with no issues
>czy
Kazooey?

LOL. Really?
Sadly not a lot. I simply cannot cast without a fuckup and while moving i lost my 50 pounds in pure lead.

In a few weeks or less I'll have my indoor lab set up again and running full tilt with R&D and outsourcing someone to fucking cast these sinkers.

Ree

You missed the biggest bull market ever in 2017. Everything was going up all year.

How did you actually make money off that though? Why would anyone buy just the inside of an Xbox without the case or anything that actually makes it useable?

Moon? Well read lots of news and you need to get the ideas before they get turned into a narrative. JNUG was a situation where the FOMC meeting was the next day and I realized the market was insanely unbalanced and all shorting gold. Got lucky, but was a big risk.
Moviepass, knew it was not profitable but was publically traded by an unknown company and people would pour in their money hoping to get the next netflix and plenty of shorts in naked short report.

The idea is to understand the mechanics of what you trade... crypto/stocks. Certain conditions and stories paint a picture. Basically got to be creative and imagine the next story before it happens. All you need to do is get your money in before the other money comes by figuring out what others haven't been fed by news headlines.

It was good money, but now Ebay is like 10% deduction and shipping is another 10%, and with tariffs we don't get same deals, and chinese shipping is so cheap it's hard to compete.

>the hardest part was to turn the gold into real money without being banned
So how did you did it?

Wow, is that true? What happens to all the shit they throw out? Like where does it go?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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It gets destroyed. Germany is debating regulation that would ban this sort of thing specifically because it's a giant waste of resources.

I found a bug in a sportsbooks betting lines
Turned $7 into $20k over the course of 3 months before they caught onto their error
It was a weird error in coding where you could parlay a specific prop bet with an under over line that guarenteed like 30% profit every time because I would bet all the outcomes on different accounts using different vpns and tor
It was crypto related because they used bitcoin which made withdrawing anonymously possible
This literally changed my life I was suicidal stinking like shit poor and when I noticed the math error my whole body went numb and I executed the plan

Wow that's insane. Have any links to research this? Seems like business wise would be a major source of loss.

There are youtubers who purchase pallets of Amazon returns for like $50 or $100 or whatever and go through all the items and hold a sale at a flea market or something

I'm pretty open to entertaining crazy stories

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this the kind of shit I respect. well played user.

In 2016, I was making 1-2k / month on Lego Sets. Not small sets, but the larger limited edition sets. I’d buy them before they retired and I’d sell them afterwards for ~200+% profit.

I also bought up toys prior to big releases. For instance I bought the ghost busters proton packs from toys r us and Walmart before the movie came out. Sold them on eBay for 150% profit.

Made 3k a month selling game pieces in a Star Wars game. Even sold my Jedi account for 1 grand. I was a full time gamer and loved it. Those were the days. A professional NEET

Sold a Raichu pokemon card for 25$ when I was 8.
The fucker got the same card in his booster the next day

underratedly stupid and I love it

>Kurwa

>be me
>be teenager
>Hostess is bankrupt
>Round up last of Sno Balls in the city and sell to cringe
scene girls

(no link shills)

I spent the first 25 years of my life doing nothing but prepare myself to make a steady modest income for 50 years

Killing hookers

I recorded a video of a famous athlete. The video went viral and I copyrighted it. It got picked up by Bleacher Report, ESPN, etc. Some of which did not credit me or tried to pass the video off as their own. I sued them for statutory damages and copyright violations and made 6 figures off a 30 second video

Based.

Easy there, glowey.
I did some stuff and that's it.

Back when ebay didn't have verification or really many rules on what to post, I used to go to walmart, buy $3 packs of girls underwear, and post auctions on ebay for "used underwear" with a photo of some model I found on the internet.

I made about $25,000 selling unworn wall-mart panties to perverts on the internet. Some people bought more than one pair. A few I rubbed on my sweaty balls and taint before shipping for the lols of some weirdo sniffing my hairy man-ass and jerking it to a picture of some unrelated underwear model.

Did you win the suit or did they settle?

What exactly is it you're doing?

Nice

Beautful

Not him but i only dealt with guildies exclusively and gave them percentages to deal with others. I also ran a few fake accounts that listed enchant mats ah fee free for STUPIDamounts of gold and bought them on my main. I had an entire alt account stacked with gold and never got banned.

I also gave guildies loans at 10% and held collateral. 10% for 7 days to the minute and each day after another 5% until it hit 100%. By then they'd likely say fuckit keep it or would afk never to return.

10% doesnt sound like much but that is WEEKLY "apr"

10x52 is a 520% anual growth while i was constantly making more and paying guildies to make loans to others on my behalf.

user i got a house full of dicks. Try me

Based.

Almost all jobs are meme jobs. How can the collapse be avoided

HAHA! WELL DONE

Sold fake magic cards as real on ebay for about a year for more than a 100x overall. Swing traded RDT tweets on PredictIt for about a 20x overall.

Dumpster Diving then selling the profits on Ebay,

based, but wtf