man you were like the one in a million investor who actually gets to ride an inverse leveraged ETF for a god damn MONTH and make nutty money doing it that never happens that's so rare
those kinds of rides almost never last as long as they did. they don't last forever I sold out of SOXS in mid April when it was flatty so what do I know gotta be so careful with those 3x inv
you basically get snibbed a little bit every day no matter what it catches up with you
Colton Wilson
He won't, he's going to keep rates the same and it'll be a big nothing burger.
William Edwards
Yeah but that Draghi cut really fucked me over and I ended up leaving my SOXS positing with a small profit.
Goddamn euros.
James Garcia
>Betting against hipster bullshit this hard I feel for you Bagholder but you definitely brought this one on yourself.
Bentley Cruz
>Covered Call ETF kekkies at least you're consistent
starting to look like a decent range trade t. someone who doesn't range trade
But don't acknowledge the shill, plz.
(dub dubbz) >implying fed news is ever "nothingburger" People (algos?) are literally watching to see if JP uses the word "patient" or not. This is what drives the market right now.
I don't know if it's always like that, or just when economy slows growth rate.
glad you made it out ahead I would have cut and run like midway through may with ~25% profit or whatever, that's just the kind of person I am. That month wasn't kind to me, I was all over the place made it out only slightly down, but damn, it didn't feel good
5% chance he doesn't use the word patient that's like his favorite word
John Hughes
you are right, it's worth 100 billion!
Levi Davis
>patient >that's like his favorite word 0% chance he doesn't say the word prudent, his real favorite word
Landon Baker
Srsly tho this kind of mania that we have seen with BYND is proof of late stage bull cycle
Adam Martin
>I don't know if it's always like that It never was like this, listen to oldfag boomer investor interviews, Jim Rogers and Peter Schiff,. They both said when they were little nobody even knew who the fed chair was. But today he's the most important man on the planet, more important than even the president. It just shows how big the bubble is.
We both know that but it doesn't matter, does it? We have a confidence based economy, not a value based one.
Adrian Gray
"We'll be looking at all the data" Man I'm so glad that Jerome is the Fed Chair for this shitshow of a market So much more entertaining than any of the previous fed chairs in his own subtle way
hahahha holy crap you‘re that guy who went from 500k to 1M on mongo. Sorry about the fsly tho, thats rough.
Cameron Butler
It would be extremely gainful...
Anthony Campbell
quit messing around with trashy IPO meme stocks
Brandon Stewart
yup, fuck Smith and Wesson and their bullshit safety locks
Isaiah Rodriguez
>2:07 probably got this from reddit, faggot
Christopher Lee
based and divvypilled
Xavier Murphy
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
sell, use the short term losses against this year's capital gains, reinvest in safe dividend growth stocks slowly over the next 2 years and keep the rest in FDIC insured high yield savings accounts earning at least 2 percent to outpace inflation.
You could retire in less than 10 years off the passive income that will create.
Logan Long
wait I already watched this last week live He was right and said all the right things then He'll do the same again today
I didn't say he was subtle as a person. He's intelligent, honest, and straightforward. I meant that I find him entertaining in a subtle way.
basically, Jerome is the golden bull, trying to break free and run the economy safely into new green pastures
Steve Munch (mr. Lego Batman) and Donny T (el hombre naranja) are the crabs, scuttling around twitter with all their nefarious schemes. not to mention Kudlow, don't even get me started
Ryder Gray
is this new or has someone used the John copy pasta with Powell before? either way, top notch.
Matthew Roberts
When should i sell my amd? July 7th?
Matthew King
Jesus can this get anymore boring? The fucking Fed could make their shit ass statement and press confrence earlier. Fuck those boomers. And fuck jannies and jews.
Matthew Kelly
>I meant that I find him entertaining in a subtle way. ah my missunderstanding fren
>Jerome is the golden bull, trying to break free and run the economy safely into new green pastures if you actually listened to him as you say you would understand that Jerome is a good guy that is aware of the fact that we are in the later stages of a bull market and will do anything to make sure that we are well prepared when we get there (ie having a high rate to scale down from)
Luke Cruz
If the Fed doesn't do anything but a rate hike today, they are politically broken by Trump.
Alexander Richardson
Jerome there are goyim trying to make money by going long prior to your announcement. Make sure to hit them with the old double we're doubling the rate effective yesterday. Then drop the mic and walk out while the market crashes.
Jordan Jackson
...you mean cut?
Jayden Cruz
Oh and make sure to arrange the dot plot into a middle finger.
Luis Morris
yeah he's the steady hand on the wheel
with anyone besides Jerome at the helm right now we wouldn't be at 2920, I promise you that
he said a double negative on accident, I think he meant >If the Fed does anything but a rate hike today
Caleb Gomez
zero chance of a hike today. the fed funds futures are the tail that wags the dog. if the futures are wrong, then the fed changes its language to prepare the market, then it acts.
You all saw that giant cocaine seizure in the Port of Philadelphia yesterday right? This is terrible news for the markets. Everybody is going to sell off so they can have money to afford the more expensive cocaine prices.
Did you only read the headline? Jerome seized the cocaine for himself He's about to take rates on such a mindtwisting ride up and down you won't even believe it
He's going to hike rates 5x and cut rates 3x during the meeting today. really shake the algos and weak hands out of the market in a one-hour orgy of buying and selling.
If I know for a fact that the EPS for a company is going to be below the expected, should I buy right after the inevitable dip upon the EPS release? I feel like the answer is obvious but this is baby's first trade.
Christopher Bailey
>Making it >by investing in stock or crypto This board is delusional when it comes to "making it"
Look at the world's three centibillionaires. They all ran companies. Go and learn about how to business. Not just how to invest.
Jeremiah Davis
This fucking BYND meat shit isn't going to move until after the announcement is it...
Brody Myers
>communicate with pedestrians by turning the windows into screens. Ads on cars soon. Imagine buying a sports car for 500$ and the car pays for the rest of it by displaying ads on the body.
Jason Gonzalez
You're not wrong, but you're early, and that's the same thing.
Cooper Stewart
Of course not, what the fuck did you expect?
Lucas Ramirez
EPS doesn't matter anymore, it'll probably go up
Daniel Gonzalez
i expected to get rich quick and easy money from no effort.
Nolan Hall
Thanks!
Wyatt Nguyen
came here looking for this, thanks user!
Caleb Morris
Its time for the Lunchtime Check Up. What are you eating how are you doing? I got some of that Singapore noodles from a take out joint near my office. Waiting for the fed to announce gloom and doom is boring as fuck.
Got a five dollar subway because I'm too busy to go to a good place for lunch
Moving my risky shit into cash until after the meeting, got some QQQ puts at a couple of strikes because I'm bearish on powpow, but didn't go too deep there because who the actual fuck knows
Aiden Lee
everyone leave a bad review here please
Vann York Paint and Body Collision Center Auto Body Shop
they've had my car for two months and keep delaying when I can get it back so they can collect money from the insurance company
Juan Martinez
The January 2021 $35 puts are $4 That might as well be free money
Sebastian Lewis
If they announce a deal with McD or Wendy's you'll never see that price
Josiah Morales
KYS
Christopher Howard
Then you keep the $4
Dylan Bell
When will the announcement of the rate change happen?
Owen Brooks
do you really need to remind me to kill my self every day bro? It's not my fault your father was black and left your mother.
Jonathan Bennett
1 hour 15 minutes
Liam Wilson
Chewy? Yay or Nay? I think I will buy it for long when I can get it for 30$.
Austin Lewis
I'll be in bed by then, I hope to wake to good news and mad gainz
Jackson Foster
Just started trying BANG
Like Peach Mango and Star Blast (v. American, I like it)
Blue Razz and Sour Head... not so much.
I hope they keep stocking it at my Grocery Outlet, even though 1.75 for creatine soda is still pretty expensive.
Anthony Jones
You'll be in bed... mid afternoon? Or are you UNAMERICAN!?