/smg/ - Stock Market General

Weed Market General
Here in /WMG/ we discuss topics vital to running a weed stand!

Dude or weed?
Joints or blunts?
Vaping dabs while looking at indexes?
Packing REFR while smoking REFR looking at REFR

discuss these dude questions here!

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

for the snibbed:
youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk

last dude weed on SMG:

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Other urls found in this thread:

globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/06/17/1869814/0/en/MTech-Acquisition-Corp-Completes-Merger-With-MJ-Freeway-LLC-to-Form-Akerna-Corp.html
qz.com/1647791/12-trillion-of-negative-yielding-bonds-are-a-distress-signal/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fucking crab day.

this thread sucks

>he fell for the rate cute trade war crash meme

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Buy Galt. Buy it good.

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The crash, recession, apocalypse, and resurgence are all priced in

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Bullrun quick close the market

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Buy REFR.

Ignore all other memes

Buy BYND

Buy NBRV

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>that pic

feels good, my BA stock has almost given me 200% returns (briefly got close before that second plane crash) from when i first bought it at $150

feels good indeed

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But SBLK right now

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Buy AMD
Install gentoo
Stfu

I find this. Is this good for putting my dry powder in?

Because I don’t trust the priced in China deal, so I don’t want to STACK IT UP just yet. It’s stacked up enough for me right now.

Why does it dip like that? Fed shit?

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Well this was a wild ride of a day for a stocklet

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .31%, not that much but I'm pretty happy considering I pulled mostly into cash in anticipation for today. What a boring crab FOMC though, no trades!

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E3 is over and AMD a shit

>buying muni bonds
what are you 60?

Up 0.69% today, mostly thanks to credit spreads.

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I lost 48.1% today. Fuck meatless mondays

Not a bad day considering I was asleep from 9am to 2pm
Probably should have bought or sold something before fedposting tho

The ride never ends
>And don't forget, you're here forever!

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+ half a percentile. sold out of banks before meeting and entered a small Bond short now

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Damn that's some shit lmao.

Thoughts on KMI? I'm a little worried about their debt.

down 0.19% today so barely any movement.

>AOBC
Holy fuck... do I buy RGR now?

For my DRY POWDER because no fees and some return with no taxes

.37% not bad.

we will get them tomorrow

debt risk is already baked into the stock price, it always is

>DRY POWDER
oh ok, then yeah it's fine

Up 1.06%. AQB was awesome, CHK not so much.

eh, expense ratio is kinda high at half a percent. you may want to just buy $MUB instead

If you're not too retarded to use IRC come shitpost in real time on Rizon: #/smg/

Started investing into stocks in april. My portfolio is up 9% since then and I will be getting some nice divvies.

Am I doing it right?

Fact: You don't know when a stock will go up or down using graphs, if you think you can, feel free to prove it

Therefore, you should trade on your perception of the world and if you happen to be lucky enough, you'll have that golden view of the world that enables your wealth

The only way to beat quantitative trading is to become more and more abstract, you must stay outside of the capabilities of AI.

If your strategy is simply something that AI could do, then you will lose 100% without a doubt.

What if I am the AI user

gay, just DCA

Down 0.17% - pretty boring day considering daddy P grabbed the mic

Gold is going to Mars nigga

Just waiting for the Drumpf tweet now...the only question is will the bad trade war news come before or after G20 summit?

Then you will only ever hope you marginally beat the market

Only abstract genius is worthy
>Implying

Central Banks are abandoning the USD as the world's reserve currency and are switching to Beyond Meat Tendies as a medium for exchange of goods & services.... FML

Damn I should’ve bought more CRM, DIS, MRK, and UNH.

Bought a couple more MOs at 49.70

Thanks fren. Will look into it.

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How did you not see that coming

I literally just write covered calls and a few spreads and instantly outperform 99% of all active investors. Pensionfags and boomers SEETHE at these gainz.

Fuck You

Now I really want to install a client and DCC all the manga I need to catch up on.

Fuck selling Calls
what ever happened to good old fashioned Buy Low sell High

>pension figs are seething
>people who were able to find and keep jobs that paid a pension, into their retirement are seething about Lou Dobs
Not likely...

that's pretty big talk for someone who doesn't qualify for a margin account

Short big tobacky

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>that‘s pretty big talk for someone who doesn‘t qualify for a margin account
?

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Sitting at 190k now

I made my first trade in august last year and my portfolio is up +25% since then. Am I doing well?
What is average profit per year for most traders?

I had some lucky picks, I think, that might be hard to get every time.

I'm up +130% over 6 months

>SPY up 1% in same time
yea, but remember, its a marathon not a sprint

you wont always get lucky (or your system wont always work)

just check out SPY (S&P500)
if you beat that over the same time period, you are considered doing well (of course "doing well" is a subjective as fuck qualifier)
if you can do that consistently, then thats good too

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Kroger earnin tommrow
25.5 in play

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unironically this

You’re still in this one?

Grocery... tough... still want that GO IPO because I’m a dummy.

based and divvyfrenpilled

well elon im glad you asked. share holders who hold less than 100 shares forfeit their shares in a less than legal practice i like to call theft. thats right big companies steal your shares because your some poor faggot who cant get 200 shares and then they divide them up among top executives

now i know what your saying "thats not true i can trust microsoft" ... pfffaHAHahhahaha they make patches that suck so you have to get the new os and it was so common that when it came time to fuck every one with windows 7 so they bought windows 8 two out of 3 windows users has shut off automatic updates

the feds forced them to stop a few times because they had the nerve to steal a bunch of shares from some one who can afford good lawyers. but the practice still happens with sub 100 shares per person

so if you dont have even 100 shares dump that shit do not hold for longer than a month

What happens to forex on Saturday when we get a miraculous deal, the deal falls through, or we keep kicking the can down the road?

Your posts are cringy garbage. KYS!

theres good downtrend ranges to trade on Kroger and SFM, actually I should have bought SFM end of day since its at the bottom

If kroger takes down grocery tommrow buy SFM for a quick flip

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Nice, that's impressive. You playing with options or just stocks ?

while you guys were busy with the Fed $KERN basically going #FOMO now. New DUDEWEED on the Nasdaq.

globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/06/17/1869814/0/en/MTech-Acquisition-Corp-Completes-Merger-With-MJ-Freeway-LLC-to-Form-Akerna-Corp.html

Bros, did I just catch a falling noif?

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>an IRC channel for /smg/
shiet nigga here I come

A lot of them have been great to own despite that. Well managed and lots of buybacks, check for yourself.

do we have to do this every thread?

Please please please tell your friends
Spread it on stocktwits, spread it all over biz.

Hell, San Fran just ruled to ban all Juul too! And Seeking Alpha just put out an article today saying a 6% yield isn’t enough to make Altria worth buying.

Tell everyone to short the fuck out of Altria. I would love to have my entire position’s basis ruined.

>implying anybody actually cares what a city does that's full of queers, illegals and used syringes

qz.com/1647791/12-trillion-of-negative-yielding-bonds-are-a-distress-signal/

Who the hell is buying negative yielding bonds?

The real question is how can I sell negative yielding bonds?

Stocktwits is a website, friend.

t. about to blow up

FUCK CHINA

No trades = same here

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When I get home later

You can make currency plays that profit, like you buy a -2% bond while your currency tanks -5% so you're up 3%

KERN now past 70/shr After Hours from 15/shr close yesterday. Half a billion market cap.

Holy fuck

>you can now invest to become poorer
BRILLIANT IDEA

Randomly picked up FB calls after seeing a YT comment on a trading livestream as well as FOMOing into KERN at $39.70

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Got rekt on moneygram. Made 10% yesterday then lost heaps today. Reeeeeeee jews!

Natty Gas about to hit some major supports.
Ready to catch the knife user?

Puts on HAL again? Man I feel so bad for them

Why not buy foreign bonds with a positive yield?

unless natty trend changes, producers just cant make money when spot is under 2.5
and the natty downtrend looks really bad and long lasting. not sure which company will take the biggest hit, maybe something like NOG

Idk maybe they don't care about making a return and are willing to pay 2% to feel safe. Not so much different from buy puts

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying CHWY at $39.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the BYND dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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Fuck you boomer leech!

Hi, i'm the fed
We may definitely be doing something, sometime. We will be watching closely

Lower interest rate is bullish for stocks indeed. But the problem is the reason that the interest rate was cut: uncertainty.

Companies need certainty to work. We are in uncertain times. I am becoming more and more of a bear on the stocks. Commodities seem far more appealing buy now.

Thinking the UK is a buy right now

My brother smokes pot and trades stocks. He thinks he can look at a graph and determine if it will go up or not. He also has a system at casino slots. How do I have him committed?

Set up your own casino to get all his money first

This

The injuns wouldn't allow that

Watch him overleverage and spin out of control

just don't give that clown any money and tell your parents not too either