There is a moth in my room

there is a moth in my room

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Eat it

mothbros are ok
mosquitos suck ass

FUCK I forgot my phone when I went poop just now. God, I just got back. I was so fucking bored.

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mothballin' yo

This is the first Chainlink fud that has really gotten to me. How can we expect big business to use third party oracles when user has a moth in his room?

Whack with pillow

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There's a fly in my room. I'm going to get that fucker.

checked and sold 100k

DELET

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Fuck it

I need a decentralized oracle to tell my smart contact when the moth has either left the room or died, and whether it died of natural causes or was swatted.

Good thing I can use ChainLink for this purpose.

Buy a frog

I'm terrified of moths, their erratic fluttering scares me shitless.

Put a cup over it then slide a piece of paper over the top and throw it out the window.

10 more minutes wage cucking and I am off for 10 days and going to Mexico

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*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

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turn off the lights and turn on a small lamp

man up. last year when I put my window AC unit in my wall it wasn't sealed all the way. Woke up at 4am to take a leak and had 10+ fire flies in my room. Said fuck it and went back to sleep. Woke up a few hours later for the day. Took a sip of water from the glass next to my bed and swallowed one of those fuckers whole

The patrician's choice.

catch it in a jar and then put the jar on your dick and let it flutter around on your erection

I got big, big plans

Truely

a link thread died for this. do u feel good about yourself?

based jain user

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everything is a link thread

no

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In my old flat there would be dozens of them getting inside every day, I made it a hobby to catch them in water bottles, close the lid and shake the bottle really hard until they're dead.

1. Hold a can of spray deodorant in the moth's direction.
2. Hold up a lighter.
3. Turn on the lighter.
4. Spray the deodorant.

These little frens are cute. I see them come into my home a lot to look for a place to die. They come in when they sense their time is up, then they find a spot in a corner or under my desk and die. I feed them to my cats. You're welcome here, little frens.