there is a moth in my room
There is a moth in my room
Eat it
mothbros are ok
mosquitos suck ass
FUCK I forgot my phone when I went poop just now. God, I just got back. I was so fucking bored.
mothballin' yo
This is the first Chainlink fud that has really gotten to me. How can we expect big business to use third party oracles when user has a moth in his room?
Whack with pillow
There's a fly in my room. I'm going to get that fucker.
checked and sold 100k
DELET
Fuck it
I need a decentralized oracle to tell my smart contact when the moth has either left the room or died, and whether it died of natural causes or was swatted.
Good thing I can use ChainLink for this purpose.
Buy a frog
I'm terrified of moths, their erratic fluttering scares me shitless.
Put a cup over it then slide a piece of paper over the top and throw it out the window.
10 more minutes wage cucking and I am off for 10 days and going to Mexico
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
turn off the lights and turn on a small lamp
man up. last year when I put my window AC unit in my wall it wasn't sealed all the way. Woke up at 4am to take a leak and had 10+ fire flies in my room. Said fuck it and went back to sleep. Woke up a few hours later for the day. Took a sip of water from the glass next to my bed and swallowed one of those fuckers whole
The patrician's choice.
catch it in a jar and then put the jar on your dick and let it flutter around on your erection
I got big, big plans
Truely
a link thread died for this. do u feel good about yourself?
based jain user
everything is a link thread
no
In my old flat there would be dozens of them getting inside every day, I made it a hobby to catch them in water bottles, close the lid and shake the bottle really hard until they're dead.
1. Hold a can of spray deodorant in the moth's direction.
2. Hold up a lighter.
3. Turn on the lighter.
4. Spray the deodorant.
These little frens are cute. I see them come into my home a lot to look for a place to die. They come in when they sense their time is up, then they find a spot in a corner or under my desk and die. I feed them to my cats. You're welcome here, little frens.