/smg/ - Stock Market General

we all gonna make it edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

for the snibbed:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

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Other urls found in this thread:

etf.com/etf-education-center/total-etf-costs
youtube.com/watch?v=typ2pl2L47k
youtube.com/watch?v=BL6dWDfs5x8
youtube.com/watch?v=kupZj_TN_XI
tradingview.com/shows/real-vision-the-edge/how-i-got-my-start-in-finance/#renaissances-lapsed-academic
twitter.com/AnonBabble

previously thread

jumpy to post today huh?

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1. It’s too late. It’s far too late

2. This RKG is a fake. The real one is sitting on my face and calling me names.

3. We’ve priced in a trade deal, giving Trump no incentive to actually compromise on anything, making the trade deal less likely.

4. I still haven’t bought any gold, silver, bonds, oil, or defense contractors.

5. JUST

Please don't post blasphemy. This is a Christian board.

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the next major bull market will be in memes and meme stocks prepare accordingly fren

Big 5 Sporting Goods will be a tenbagger over the next few years.

I’ve got enough LPTX, and a small portion of KBLB, but no BILI or BYND.

What memes are extra spicy?

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VTSAX is the best

>I still haven’t bought any gold, silver, bonds, oil, or defense contractors.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wait what are you buying?
what else is there?

I've never been happier than the products from these beyond meat products. I've become happy that niggers are asking for reperations and furthermore i'm so encouraged that we are not going to war with Iran. I will continue to watch the mother of my children take penis after penis for the enjoyment of her and others so that I can call you all bigots and remind you that this is Obama's market.

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SWPPX has a lower expense ratio (0.02% vs. 0.03%). You're paying 150% the fees with VTSAX. That could be the difference between a comfortable retirment and abject poverty.

>BP My SJam

what did he mean by this?

Yeah we know, at least we don't treat him like a fucking prophet.

I can smell the Nano in the air.

BREATHE!!!!!!

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Real Judaism has never been tried

Dips in Salesforce, Disney, Healthcare and MO

British Petroleum, My Spicy, Jewish-American Male.

etf.com/etf-education-center/total-etf-costs

nice trips

All of the moronic memes stocks thrown around here are probably a good start, this is about to go full retard to the upside the worse and trashier the stock the better

I almost had an /OIL/ boner.

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wrong
USMV > VTSAX
wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=typ2pl2L47k

Let's cool it with the antisemitism, buddy.

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we trying make money here dummyiot -_-;
delete this post

i'm pretty good at picking posters out... i think i called the real one out at least at an 80% record.... not that it matters.... what we need to understand is why so many traders want to encumber all of retarded knee pad girl's bags, to emulate her and her situation to what??? what is wrong in the physiology and psychology of these individuals that gravitate them to want to live a life on the verge of death??? it's mostly probably a response to trip fags, people like me... but at the end of the day... are you all faggots that want to pretend you are girls or something??? I am so fuckiing confused...

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no you moron's he's speaking in a foreign language and you're too fucking ignorant to see it... he means war with iran is cancelled and to cut your losses on oil tomorrow. this shit will not last over the weekend.

i'm well aware, ive been promoting Him in this general for about 4 years now

>14264989
but He was also God
also offtopic

noncyclicals like WM are nice ones to go with

no idea if there is a noncyclical index, thats not a bad idea if there isnt one...

neato! is that the thread standard EST? or filthy west coast?

nice dubs, and i see what you did there

i assume its desperation, since the posters who appear to lust after herr tend to gradually have worse and worse portfolios

usually same kind of person who will give free real life money to a girl playing a game online (i think rkg has specifically said she does this now that i think about it, lol)

>checked
based trump getting us out of wars, instead of hatebonering us into the middle east even more

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is pendulum still around or did he end it all after missing out on Bitcoin AGAIN. how terrible of an investor can 1 person be. literally all he had to do is buy bitcoin and somehow he messed it up. well later stock kiddies. enjoy your yearly vanguard 7% gains. I'm up 200% since December.

>Real Judaism has never been tried
Hey I like that, that's actually true
I will show them!

>noncyclicals like WM
what about super-late cycle, bottom of the cycle, where companies and municipalities cancel their WM and water service and burn trash and drink rainwater

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the current pendulum posting is a fake, the real one died years ago
we're on the 4th or 5th one now
keep losing track

Am fun way for post

Leaving out articles is convenient, and mixing up conjugations is amusing. I get it.

What I don’t get is why you’re larping as a Jew when you’ve likely never seen one IRL. What flyover state you from?

Nice dubs, but I don’t see how his thread ID is saying any of that.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS DVHL GONNA PAY OUT

>what about super-late cycle, bottom of the cycle, where companies and municipalities cancel their WM and water service and burn trash and drink rainwater
then you should own physical guns and ammo (as much as possible), along with rare foods (preferably with long shelf life), because that means money is about to be worthless

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DAILY REMINDER THAT TRIPFAGS ARE CANCER

Filthy west coast. I always have to remember that I'm offset -3 hours from Wall Street, and I have to wake up at 6:30 AM for opening bell.

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we have jews in flyover states, they're all fantastic people
I assume that NY, FL, CA, and DC jews are far worse than midwest jews by reputation. but also in general people from those places are inferior to midwesterners, so there's that.

baggert wouldn't have turned out the way he did if he was a child of the midwest

>futures right now
A very normal healthy pull back. Hope AMD reaches mid 29s so i can sell and buy calls

we're all gonna make it?
quite the claim

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Update.
They still cant break through my sell wall. try bigger market buys

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>that price

Oy vey

Sorry. It's over.

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holy heckies O_O
did ratsu just become millionare?

TRIPLE TRIFEEEEECTAAAAAA!!!

Plz remember to wish EbolaChan well, as Merck has developed unstoppable weapons to fight against her, and just needs an emergency situation so the WHO Can contract massive Merck Missiles.

SunSan, you really are making me consider investing in a firearm, and at least 1 (one) gold coin. Or a ring?

bonds > stocks

stay poor losers

youtube.com/watch?v=BL6dWDfs5x8

I don't think biggie or tu-pac would eat this beyond meat unless they got a phat cheque.

wtf after i read all that shit? you say it unrelated? I should put you in crutches asshole.

>crypto goes up
>stocks go up
>I make my whole paycheck in 30 minutes

Yeah fuck this job I'm quitting tomorrow they can go fuck their 2 weeks' notice.

yeah quit your jobs, it will help us on the short side... fucking moron...

Nah fuck you I ain't staying at a call center one more fucking minute.

you were supposed to be the one user

the one to answer
the call

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I have a smartphone I can get calls at home.

The top is in. This is the most reliable signal

hope you at least live with family or friends, so you have a place to live in case you lose money

are you young enough to get drafted for Persian Storm?

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For Zion Don's Afghanistan 4: This Time it's Personal (to Israel)? Yeah, but probably not healthy enough and have too much Asperger's. Military is my backup in case everything goes to hell because Bachelor degrees get to be officers and that's a better use of my degree than fucking call centers.
I'd rather try and lose then play this good goy path of being a "really hard worker" so my bosses will feel like I'm doing good enough to make 2 dollars an hour more, if that.

>those fit tummies
God damn it My core is shit.
I don’t want these feels.
My form is all fucked up too, and I don’t think my injury healed right.

Why couldn’t I have better genetics? And environment?

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Shit this picture makes me want to bring the fridge to the gym.

Yeah what ever... Just close your longs in the morning nothing's going to happen.

I'm officially THAT"S OFFICIAL officially dovish on the whole iran bullshit.

Are you high again? You sound like your'e high.

omfg what did I just do....

i wish i was high... im just drunk, but i just said the whole shit in iran is over.... which means it's fucking going to just start,

I'm too dumb to pick stocks and I just invest into Vanguards... will I make it?

u've tried planks?
serious planks?

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

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I'm out of ideas folks... i do not know what to do..

Just go to Philippines and drown in endless pussy for a few months dude. You will get over it faster than you could possibly believe.

I didn't just write that lol ;)
though there is some truth to it
not concerned with that kind of thing, I get enough local strange


yes

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have you ever heard those words from a woman? "fuck me?" maybe then you'll understand shit like kissing and teeth clunking against hers, and oral sex like when she's using teeth around the cock, and shit like when your using teeth on her clit cause she's fucking cumming and fucking your face so hard you can't just bring them out of the situation..... just make sure women do understand what they are doing, and you're a fucking moron learning to be a man who killed him self... RIP Robin Williams the original Genie.. that's OG original genie.

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>serious planks
What?

I can plank and should practice. But I can’t do cool variations and hollow-holds because my core is shit.

I should remember to do planks and cardio on my rest days.

actually I can't remember a time that I fucked a girl and she said "fuck me" before I started

they say a lot of other things, but I'm not a real good listener

Plank until your core is strong enough to do any other core workout?

That sounds better than giving up... but it still won’t get me a gf or even the strange that baggie and scoops seem to stumble into.

But what are “serious planks”

i should just kiill my self

I WANT CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plank is bull shiit, just fucking do push ups and keep the body strait, and like fucking eat better. fuck it just kill your selves.

But in all seriousness TAP and K is both hitting the 1999 logarithmic trendline and might lead to a bull run.

why did robin williiams kill him self? Like he literally took a belt and hung him self.. Theres one asshole who reminds me every day to kill my self.. he must be a fucking veteran or something.

I want big beautiful big titted women to fall out of the sky too.

You do realize that you don't have to get in some ridiculous position to contract your abdominal muscles

of course they say well you wished too big, no I didn't I'ma crawl up in that bitches slimy cunt and rub my self all over it..

You really logged into your 4 channel dot org account just to post this?

What’s your point?

>But what are “serious planks”
I mean like get down and do real work until you muscles really hurt
same with any other core work, just gotta do it and do it. don't do anything to strain your back, but go hard on your core 2x a day if you have to, and it will be worth it.

>Theres one asshole who reminds me every day to kill my self.
I always kind of wonder about that... it's usually a one-poster, probably someone else on their phone?
but it's so persistent though

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to be honest.. it's more of a body fat ratio thing.. and yes we can all flex and work out our core muscles... but what is more important iis the back and legs, the backs of the legs and backs, basically your ass and lower back, they're the counter-sync muscle groups... i just used to do yoga, and understand balance...

It's not that it bothers me, but that what's troubling that individual so much, they need to make it a habbit to do that to me???? It does bother me but not that much.

so you used to dance and do yoga???.......... Have you had enough gay sex today?

a serious plank is basically you support your self on only your for arms and stretch your toes pointed and have a strait back. You could go further and support your self on your hands and stuff.... that's way more than you're ready for in my drunk opinion.,

Complete stocklet here. Is the best route
>find one or two stocks that look like they'll bounce or rise
>find the recent supports/resistances, look for a trend
>buy the dip at the support
>don't set a stop loss because algorithms will jew you
>watch like a hawk for ~30 minutes
>hodl until you make a good profit or it nears resistance
>immediately sell
>call it quits for a day or 2 because commissions will dick you down
>if it actually just drops you can just wait a couple days or weeks and come back for a profit or a small loss

also is investment broker a good broker? investopedia says good things about them but I'd like to hear what Jow Forums thinks

i kiinda want to have a gay 3-some with me a girl and another girl again.

i mean being the suck and fuck machine... i came in like 2 minutes and shit... it's still the funnest ride you can have.

Hey we kind of need to re-write the OP to have a better entry point for comments like yours

but basically you want to trade with TA based on stock price movement?
There is a lot to it, it's stock, sector, cycle, timing dependent.
there is no strategy that you could describe in 10x as many words that will always give you good returns, it's just more complex than that. ti's the biggest game in town, lots of nerds playing and they all want to win

as far as brokers, strategies, whatever, the most important thing to know first is what is your country? approx what is your stack size and investment goal?

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Iran isn't going to do shit because they've got Chinese/Russian advisors embedded in them telling them how to react to CIA/Mossad gayops.
I.E. just do nothing, America hates making the first move.

dude are you that fucking dude that we all sent well wishes and said godspeed all the time on your last journey from us?

thank you for replying

I have ~10k I could use, realistically 8k I could completely lose and not feel horrible about. USA. I guess day trading or swing trading. I don't want to get rich or quit my job, I have a career I enjoy and make enough money to be happy. This is more of a hobby (or puzzle?) with the potential of getting some extra money for retirement or losing some capital I won't miss too bad.

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if not I want to continue that user the best, and as far as what your post is asking... RKG is pretty good at this shit, but she can't even post anonymously itt because of how she gets called out... the best strategy isn't going to work since we're monitered and shit... what will work is hard work and effort... a desire to succeed and small goals.

My point is that muscle contraction is the only thing holding your body upright. So contract those ab muscles and keep them fuckin contracted and you won't have any more problems

what I would do if I were you... is I would like not even buy the market since we're at all time highs... If you need to roll some of that into a retirement plan like you definitely should, but tell your broker you want to be in cash, then wait... I'm guessing you're young enough to actually buy into a bottom of some sorts, but undestand you're trying to avoid taxes.. Im assuming you're an american, and what ever our laws are diifferent from other countries... I don't care too much about other countries, but I'll continue to post here and I hope you make it.

>dude are you that fucking dude that we all sent well wishes and said godspeed all the time on your last journey from us?
I don't think so. I never really left,
when are you talking about? recent or long ago?


If you don't care about losing the money, then just go with robinhood, learn what you can, make your smartest trades.
You'll probably lose your money if you get aggressive.

If you're really smart, you won't waste your own money making your own mistakes to learn from, you will LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES who have lost money.
It's really an important point, you can save thousands, tens of thousands, millions, just watching and thinking.

the market isn't there to give you money. As a marketplace it's just there so that people can agree between themselves to exchange things.
The easiest way to make money is to invest in companies that become more productive over time. That takes time though. If you're impatient, you're looking for a seat in the most ruthless casino in the world.

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understood, thanks. I've been playing around on a stock market sim for a little while, feels good to make mistakes and learn, i've made plenty so far. any youtubers or whatever that you'd recommend listening or watching?

iit's like newton's laws bro. every action has an equal and opposite reaction.. you do crunches all day you'll be 40 years old hunched over... you also need to strengthen the back, and if you don't cut fat you'll never see the 6 pack it doesn't matter how many crunches you do. Most people don't even need crunches, do squats, deadlifts, rows, bench, and strait pull ups. mix in yoga and cardio for heart and legs every other day.

na you're mountain poster... there was a poster probably 2 years ago posted a sky and said he was gone, but would be back... we all wished him well.. I love the mountains man... It reminds me of Alaska.

I can't help you with youtube recs because I don't watch youtube for stock market stuff. I like books, but you're going to have to do a lot of reading to really get into anything real.

maybe one of our other posters can offer a suggestion for video clips

I really enjoy the RealVision programming, but if you're looking to watch a video where someone tells you their strategy it's not really what you're looking for at all
tradingview.com/shows/real-vision-the-edge/how-i-got-my-start-in-finance/#renaissances-lapsed-academic

absolutely nice little clips though :)


I'm sure that your friend will return to you some day

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>LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES
This sounds obvious, but it’s much easier said than done.

Until it happens to you, you will think you are immune to the emotions that come from a dramatic shift in value of an amount of money that matters to you.

Everyone thinks they are stoic until they face a crisis, then you can learn from your mistakes when you make them.

I wish I had never smoked.... but maybe I if I didn't I would have summited k2 and had nothing left to do.