i know i know, damn doomers etc, just stick it all in your ass.
just in case this whole iran thing is going to start ww3. how do i flee germany in case of general mobilization (usa vs china, eu vs russia).
which country would be the best target and why? how easy to cash-out bitcoins there and do you see any issues here? would it grant asylum in case germany wants to send me to war
i have a wife and kids and considerable wealth in gold and bitcoins.
Why don't you get a second or third passport? Some permanent residencies?
Go to Japan
they'll take Iran out and then North Korea before wwiii really kicks off, there's a good decade or so to go yet
>implying it didn't start nearly 20 years ago
Switzerland you retarded idiotic kraut.
How in the flying fuck could it not have crossed your mind that a country that is a walking distance from fucking Germany, speaks your fucking kraut language and didn't get involved in World Wars so far, jacked up on defense, would be a good idea?
where would i get those passports?
japan is the stationary aircraft carrier of the us, no good idea to flee there
My friend, have you considered Australia and New Zealand? If you can afford to buy 1 Millions USD worth of Grov bonds for Australia and 2 Millions for the later then your family will be given the green cards. Free health care and education, English speaking, and you can basically do whatever tf you want... owning guns even
they actually hate germans, the distance is not far enough, most likely they would not grant asylum besides the super rich.
The second rape of Germany will be grandiose. Just stay there with your gold and BTC Mr. Goldbergsteinbagel.
The northern hemisphere is probably gonna get lit up, yo
Best bet is Tasmania, New Zealand or the southern tip of Argentina/Chile.
There are German communities in Argentina.
rücksack packen und ab in die schweizer alpen
>hate germans
Just as much as they hate anybody. Don't be a pussy because you might be disliked.
>distance is not far enough
The distance was plenty enough in fucking WWII.
>most likely they would not grant asylum besides the super rich.
They value highly educated individuals as much as super rich.
Better learn how to become useful.
this time you swiss war profiteers will get the rope.
you mean third?
who's keeping count, right? XD
middle east? or asia
some say PH is good to live as economy is picking up. but dunno
>North Korea
Pulll up a map, what 2 countries are on the northern border of N. Korea?
(((They))) won't let Burgers invade!
Also check out Anatoliy Golitsyn
You can buy them! depends on how much you have/willing to spend! Search 'Citizenship by investment' start @ 125k USD...
On the Cheap for £5k you can get Panama Residency (you have to go back for 1 day every 2 years) Check out 'Panama Friendly Nation residency'
Personally I have a Swiss passport in a safe. It's part of my escape package if EU is stupid enough to follow Trump into a dumb American war.
Neuseeland nimmt uns mit offenen Armen.
Bring 100k mit und am besten eine gute Qualifikation. Wir sitzen die Scheiße hier oben aus und bevölkern Europa neu, sobald der Spuk vorbei ist :)
Its easy in germany to avoid the military.
Just get fat or go to the doctor for "mental health problems", you can dictate a nice litte thing in your sickness record and after that you are considered juseless for the military.
Or post some AfD stuff on Facebook ...
Blaaaaaa paranoid faggot
Move to the English country side if you really do have the $$$$
>how do i flee germany
you don't. Hide in the Alps or the Eifel
>Being marked for the rest of your life.
No worries fren
Iran us war will never happen:
It’s too expensive
Even if Iran get defeated it also means economic defeat for USA because there is no more boogyman to scare Saudi Arabia into buying munition from USA
So no..
it's israel, saudi arabia and the usa vs iran
If you're being unironic OP, and I were in your place I'd start getting to know my physician better. I have a legitimate disability (50% of "people" on 4chins do), but if you don't you might want to grease those medical palms for the right diagnosis in case you're drafted. Trump had bone spurs, why can't you.
"- President Trump's world-famous bone spurs, which kept him out of the military draft during the Vietnam War, are back in the news. The New York Times tracked down daughters of podiatrist Larry Braunstein, who diagnosed Trump in 1968...."