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Of previously:

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BYND is kill

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Threadly reminder there is an IRC channel on Rizon #/smg/ - you can go there to shitpost during outages or just whenever

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When playing Meepo in dota2 how can I effectively get my team to stack ancients while I farm the lanes and jungle? Fucking noobs like they have 1 fucking job ffs.

FUCK HIROSHIMOOT

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It's not kill enough.

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damnit ;_;
me briefly hit ATH again on RH account after digger self out of 35% down but FDP and CHK crashed this morning ;_;

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GALT mooning
bought my $3 calls at like $0.9 LOL free money

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Who here thinks index investing is for normies and keeps a six figure portfolio in individual stocks?

More AMD cheapies

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MU earnings coming up tuesday, guessing they are going to get raped. Im all in on MU $32 Put

playtime RH account = 5 figures, stocks and options, no leverage

401k -> mutual funds
managed accounts -> I let them buy what they want lol, that's their job

How do I turn $10,000 into a million boys?

Is this a head and shoulders? A head and shoulders within a head and shoulders?

Are we gonna get reeeeeal cheapies? I’m very tempted to just buy now.

Me too bbgrl. Was eying chk this morning, since I’m having trouble finding a gold, silver, oil, or defense stock that’s had a good pullback.

Managed account user?

By the way, weed stocks are ironically always the opposite of green

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Buy AMD and hold

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first learn to come up with better bait

move drugs
start an online company and get lucky (write reviews, have content and sell ads, etc.) (dress up as a cute girl and post pictures of urself)
give blowy J's
uhh buy stocks and wait a long time
get a decent job
marry someone with a million dollarrrs
steal

feel pretty good buying/holding weed stocks at these valuations. not overweight, equal weight, CGC and HEXO bias. KAYS on OTC

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Stocks are for gamblers
Leveraged funds and options are for patricians

God damn AMD piece of shit fuck you

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dividends can suck a cock, i'm here to gamble on speculative derivatives.

time

literally put it into an etf that averages 7% per year and wait 69 years.

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that's rude

dont play DOTA2, DOTA is what killed WC3 (unforgivable)

at least play LOL instead

buy a winning lottery ticket

or buy some nice kneepads ($10,000 should get you a decent pair) and start sucking

>he doesnt know AMD's standard pattern by now
let me guess, you bought at $32 a share?

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Nah, I haven't bought the top yet. But I really thought we were gonna hold 30 so I bought at 30.14

Oh well.

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league of lentils does not have meepo, you can only dab kids with shaco so much before you have to go back to playing kunkka in the long lane.

> Coming back to Doturd after 3 years.
> Check 7000 - 8000 MMR matches in Watch Tab.
> Magnus/Sven/Wraith King jungle going Midas/Radiance in a pub match with pros in it.
> Everyone tipping the feeder as a fuck you
> Same fucking heroes
Nothing changed.

holy jeez that dip
What happened? Did the fda announce that smoking causes cancer or somethkng??

Added to my position just a tiny bit at 48.87 should’ve maybe bought more...

stock market looks like bitcorn graph nao

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There should be a stock that pays a daily dividend

>Stocks are for gamblers
>Leveraged funds and options are for patricians
so you're saying its best to give your money to fund managers to gamble on stocks for you?

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No
Decrease risk with diversification
Increase risk with leverage

Top kek, this.

if youre fucking playing meepo send one of your stupid clones to go stack them yourself you fucking 500mmr faggot idiot

Who the fuck keeps trying to keep BYND $150? Can't you faggots see I need cocaine and hookers?

You know what I have to wonder about the weekly dividend earner is how it compares to SPY or something over long term. I have a theory that over 10 years, you can outperform it with dividend ee investment spread over your entire portfolio...might be wrong but that's harder to simulate and i don't feel like doing it lmao

the market makers that agreed to supporting BYND through the S1 that probably still has shares to sell

BTC sort of does

GALT/LCI index doing nicely towards 0.75, safely up from the 0.6 neutral zone.
recent market dynamics have been much kinder to GALT, but we're still very firmly in the same trends, nothing about our outlook has changed.

Also I'm indexing GOLD/BTC spots based on 1400/10K prices, let's see how these boys go
I'm feeling a pullback from BTC, but it never really seems to do that once it gets legs under it
BTC might beat gold over the next 6mo/12mo, but I hold more gold and silver than crypto because I'm a boomer

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HOOOOOLY SHIIIITT!!

Because of JUUL ban in San Fran?
Because of CGC shitting the bed and taking out the weed sector?

Buy now and enjoy gains when fed rate cut?

You stack the fucking ancients. The clones are busy feeding all the lanes.

> You only had to listen

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>mfw buying AMD cheapies

Comfy af

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back to your shitting street with your unintelligible dribble, Sanjay.

Dr. Paul and his manlet son are national treasures. He should have been president in 2008, but instead we had to chose between tumor McCain and a very, very white black man. We really could have turned this whole mess around back then.

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What are you guys playing in your IRA’s?

2045 retirement fund

If it weren't for the tumor, the mormon, and the stupid nigger we wouldn't have got Donald Trump

Some Starcraft game, apparently.

Seems too safe

cash, waiting 4 more weeks before going balls deep in SQQQ

I don't have one yet probably look into it in the next year or so

>tfw holding AMD cheapies

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when you have a big dick portfolio you dont want it to be too risky

>MO's ROE is 44%
>rest of tobacco is 17%

looks like I'll be buying some more Altria soon

I get a 2.5% or 3% match, my company uses schwab
so right now I'm contributing ~4 to a normal 401k and ~1% to a Roth, with the Schwab tool set to increase them each 1% yearly until I get to 10%/10%. Already bought a house, I could easily go up to 20% contribution now, but I like playing with the money in my RH instead ;^)

I've got a VERY tasteful spread of mutual funds going on, it's really a work of art

target date funds are MAX CRINGE

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2070 Paradigm Shift

US Income Fund and World Income Fund

safe safe safe. my stocks are safe safe safe but as correctly states, big dick portfolios shy away from risk

sounds like you got it figured out, nice plan

sorry sweatty, i think you mean max comfy. it's the same allocations that i'd have if i held individual funds anyways

>not buying the 2020 fund and retiring next year
fucking brainlet

July should be goood

>$30
>Cheapies

Oh if I only held my purchase at $10 I would be laughing at the greater fools thinking $30 is cheap.

Muhhh diiccccccc

I wouldn’t mind if it gets even lower, o haven’t made my 2019 IRA contribution yet, and it would just mean the DRiP buys even more.

Altria motherfucker, it’s damn near where it was in December, and it’s got a 6%+ yield, as well as being the safe and galaxy-brain way to play cannabis.

STOP BUYING
LET IT FALL

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back when AMD was at $3 people would bash it and it would trade just like how LCI is trading right now......... think about it..................

If we never elected Orambler and tried to do socialism, we never would’ve gotten the wall.

The city of Chicago is a small price to pay.

Buy HAL or stay forever poor

fucking trash meepo player. have you ever heard of unit management? no i can tell you haven't, and you probably never won a game as meepo. i bet you get hooked by pudge every game. or maybe you bait lich into using ult but you don't know what a bkb is so you just die immediately. anyways, you are trash.

Shitcago has been a dumpster fire since way before Obongo.

i don't know what any of this means but it seems pretty funny

nah nigga, i play CM take the carries farm and blink bkb ult.

AAAAAAHHHHH I REALLY WANNA SELL MY BITCORNS AND BUY MORE ALTRIA!!!

>TPB also down 5%
What’s going on guys? Should I be concern?

Why not now? Muh 3-day rule?

Chicago would be such a nice place if it werent for all the niggers.....

if you hold long enough youll be alright, but you might lose opportunity cost holding those bags

damn those were the days
>trashtalked AMD while it was $2 a share
>got impressed when it managed to stay above $4 a share
>managed to buy in before the the real bull run began

good times, was a great way to get a feel for the markets
but damn those falling knives hurt

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What's the point of shilling your shit on smg? It's not like you'll influence the price drastically.

misery loves company

>What's the point of shilling your shit on smg?
To make people aware of a great company selling at a discount..... umm.. duuh... ??

If I wanted to influence the price drastically i'd pick a lot smaller stock to shill.... oh yeah... GBR.. get in where you fit in

Yeah the price action on these types of play are sometimes hard to handle especially for newbs or people with short time frames but you just gotta learn to ignore the noise and focus on what the company is doing.. know what you're invested in.. I had a few thousand shares of AMD down around $3 but sold way too early apparently.. won't be making the same mistake with LCI

Just buy the dip and you‘ll be fine. We all know AMD is a $35 stock at minimum. Everybody and their mother is gonna get a Ryzen.

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why would the 3 day rule be applicable? and not now because used my investing funds yesterday to buy some PH

haha i bet you do, you seem like that type of fag. you probably camp safe lane for 35 mins, get 6 slotted with dps items after stealing farm, then blame your carry when pudge ganks your stupid ass with blade mail and 40 flesh heap.

whoops. also nice trips.

It's not the niggers it's the kikes and mafiosos who fuck everything up. Don't get me wrong, the niggers are terrible but they mostly just fuck up their own ghettos.

MO and TPB are down because former FDA Chair said Juul would be really difficult to pass FDA approval. But note, this guy is the former FDA head, not currently. So he has insight, but no power. He did cite their history or targeting youth in their ads, but Juul denies all that.

Whole Chicago is a ghetto

See you back at 22, hopefully 16

yeah but if they could just find a way to send them all to detroit with their brothers and sisters... chicago would be a much better place

its never the carry's fault because i am the carry shit for brains.

No, if we send the entirety of Shitcago to Detoilet the state of Illinois would be a much better place.

Kids are already hooked. Next dividend announcement for MO is going to be another 2-4 cent raise. plus they'll have the world hitting those mango juul pods

we should put that on T.V... we will put cameras up everywhere and randomly put guns in various locations.. send everyone there with very little resources and stream it for the world to see

Sounds like Johannesburg

same, i sold all but one of my AMD shares a few times during that run. started with a bunch of shares that only cost $4 each, sold first big chunk when it was $12, dca'd back in at $11, then sold at $15, then $25, and now $31
if I had held instead of DCA'ing in and out of the position, id have been so much better off
still, hard to complain about 800% profits over a couple years, i wish more of my portfolio would do that

>>yeah but if they could just find a way to send them all to detroit with their brothers and sisters...
na the arabs would probably shoot em if they the city got more densely populated (the Lebs/former Ottoman would for sure, Iraqis are more of a mixed bag)

also most black people in detroit have relatives in georgia or louisiana (if they even have family out of state)
the only people from michigan who have family in chicago are white people

t. someone who lives like an hour north of detroit/windsor

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Im going all in into dividend stocks because I want frens

id rather play with a team full of peruvians than have to deal with your shit CM strats.

Based big-boy KHC

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i'll be your fren