>A reality tv star is president and shitposts on twitter about his military decisions
>Magic internet money invented by a dude hiding behind a fake name is poised to take over as global currency
>Tfw you realize the world is a dystopian sci-fi movie
A reality tv star is president and shitposts on twitter about his military decisions
Asher Young
Cooper Thompson
BEST timeline this is not debatable
Zachary Campbell
>a json parser will reach $1000 soon
Yep, clown world
Parker Barnes
Just force your trap gf and cis gf into diapers and make them have playdates, user.
Lincoln Rivera
>post on site manufactured by intelligence agencies in their initiative for cultural creation and control
Jaxon Fisher
That’s a pretty sartrean take on it. Anybody could have seen this coming, media pundits have been predicting a future like this since the early 60’s
Carter Kelly
Magic money invented by a crazy autistic Australian with homosexual tendencies which will pull the greatest bait and switch of the 21st century on the normans
John Hill
Fuck off with your BSV play dough, in this timeline BTC is king.
Robert Williams
Jason Parser and the Climb to $1,000
Nathaniel Scott
With Jow Forums memeing trump and Jow Forums memeing link, I’m starting to think each board holds a terrible secret that is in the process of manifesting into reality.
Colton Flores
>following the lord emperor to hell and back, then follow him into a secret room filled with green screens slowly realizing your life is a lie
Christopher Garcia
Based
Logan Martinez
BTC will never be worth too much because it has too little decimals
1 sat is way, way too big of a unit
Chase King
Oh fuck off? I see how it is. I was trying to help my biz bros but I’ll just leave you to it then. GL
Caleb White
> thinking meme culture is largely organic when they actuallly are the product of government intelligence funded research
Sebastian Wright
you forgot creating a fake lavish lifestyles by taking pictures for others to envy is a real career now too. as well as 6/10 girls that have a webcam can have a high 5 figure/low figure career guaranteed
Jonathan Ortiz
>Think Nazis are the saviors of mankind when NASA was the product of Nazi integration in the west due to Project Paperclip, effectively creating the most successful propaganda initiative mankind has witnessed.
Brayden Brooks
>Become a NeoNaxo because you were triggered by the libtards and SJWs without realizing your both the product of cultural creation through social engineering, controlled and manufactured by the same hand
William Cook
>believes his beliefs, ideals and values are of his own and can’t be instantly swayed by formulated media campaigns overnight.
>thinks his vote counts for something and America is going to be made great again
William Young
>dies in the third world war as a mind controlled citizen from birth without giving his life to Jesus Christ thought his redpills would save him
Gabriel Gomez
>not buying the Illuminati card game that released in 1995 for $500 dollars
Nathaniel Ramirez
>released in 1995
Parker Cruz
>1995
Andrew Walker
>still post on site manufactured by intelligence agencies in their initiative for cultural creation and control
Ryder Rogers
Dafuq is this sorcery
Ethan Howard
This
Colton Hernandez
>implying cyberpunk isn't maximum comfy
It's The Fifth Element, not Blade Runner.
Asher King
The United states is the weirdest country in the world.
Isaac Johnson
Profit isn't a sin in the United States. At least, not yet.
Christopher Garcia
Yeah, I wonder which (((specific religious group))) could be behind this
Colton Reyes
fp most accurate p
Hunter Morris
We're close to the Best Timeline, but we're not quite there. There's like 0.00025 degrees of deviation from the best timeline since the wall hasn't been built yet and Pokemon SwSh is such a monkey's paw.
Adam Bailey
id really like to just go back to normal
Gavin Anderson
It's not just about making money, it's also other things like not using the metric system or not having a national healthcare system as other developed nations have.
Landon Gomez
this makes perfect sense, because ((America)) is ((wealthy)).
James Wilson
National Healthcare costs too much and literally nobody sane wants the Federal Government to have a mandate to """improve""" the health of citizens.
Sebastian Evans
>trump supporter
>still cares about pokemon
checks out
Nathan Lopez
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWN
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
Jonathan Rodriguez
No that's just Jow Forums.