How do I stop getting brutally mogged Jow Forums? Should I buy elevator shoes?

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But if he was wearing big boy shoes nobody he wouldn't be on video...

>raw meat eating
this is a thing?
sounds even more pretentious than veganism.

Its a based thing

people that throw milkshakes are so incredibly stupid because they don't understand it escalates and eventually someone will get their dumb ass shot dead.

all it achieves is making the side throwing milkshakes look immature. plus it's actually illegal. youtu.be/CdvQ088lSpk

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We've been planning the day of the rope for years. Don't worry

jesus, I hate them all.
only thing I hate more than protesters is counter protesters.

people always notice.

i know it's not fair that women can wear stuff that enhance their beauty but men are simply not supposed to

one thing is for sure, if the US goes bananas after Trump get reelected it will be the left lunatics that start the violence and the media will fuel the flames by claiming it was the right that did

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>all my friends are dying cause they're vegan!
Yeah they're fucking retards who are just reverse-vegans

>people always notice.
They only notice when they notice. Downey just goes around giving himself four inches. If he stuck with two like most actors the meme wouldn't even exist

Yeah, it's a funny retarded thing. Imagine your ancestors evolving thousands of years to invent fire and eat cooked meat so you can return to eating raw meat. These are the same people who think vaccines are bad for you and a bunch of other retarded conspiracy theories.

not worth the expression she makes when she finally finds out

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I meant to discover fire lol

Women are genuinely retarded. I don't think they would actually ever notice your shoes are why you're taller in public.

if there's one thing they can do it's noticing arbitrary stuff like that the guy's eyes are at a different angle than usual

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Nah you see they would notice but they would fail to make any meaningful connection. They would just see you're shorter at home and taller around other people (when status actually matters to their monkey brains)
We're talking about the same gender who thinks racism and sexism aren't just accurate depictions of life, they can be gaslighted into buying anything

vaccinations are bad for you retard, no one says they don't work but when they have toxic chemicals in them. hm yeah I wonder if I inject this formaldehyde if it will have any bad side effects, but don't worry goy we say the dosage isn't dangerous.

kek maybe you're right.

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lol

It's really wild how much your brain changes once you stop going to Jow Forums. I feel much more confident and the paranoia has disappeared. What a horrible place.

Careful when mogging lest ye be mogged.

sauce? would like to see roasties body language in action

my brother is a vegetarian. It took him two attempts to do it right. First attempt did leave him weak and malnourished, but he learned from it and balanced his diet. I can't eat dinner with him, but he's in good shape.

Even if people are dying from veganism it's their own retard faults

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>Vegan vs meat eater
>Meat eater vs big mac gobbler
HO HO STEP ASIDE LIL TWINK BOI

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Can confirm. I used to randomly wear lifts around my girlfriend, and she 'noticed', but never pinned it to anything specific and thought it was just in her head

Holy shit what a chadlord. The screenshot doesn't convey what an absolute unit that lad is.

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>no matter how much money you make you'll never be half as chad as this guy
>no matter how much you larp stats on 4chin, every user knows to take 2 inches away and assume 30% bodyfat