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holy fuck
Jason Parser!!!! Goddamit
It begins...
When the fuck does the monkey talk about my cubes?
aaaaand its ded
JESUS KEK HOW IS THIS REVOLUTINARY!!! HAHAHH OH NONONO
topkek how the youtube pic makes it look like a huge theater room with a huge screen and packed on multiple levels but it's actually taking place in the toilets with a black background hahahah btfo linkies
why do we care about this ?
try harder pathetic nigger
doesn't work
I can’t hear anything over the constant flushing....
what that data looks like its a flat line
what that data looks like its a flat line
what that data looks like its a flat line
It's broken
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS LINK MOONING SO HARD WHAT DID THEY SAY
What a bunch of stuttering potheads. Just sold my whole stack.
shhh the Oracle presentation is Wednesday and it's a Breakout meaning it's going to be in a tiny room. It's a nothing burger, and this coming from someone all in LINK.
You never had a stack, fudster.
it's literally dumping
they said to buy the rumor and sell the news
nobody bought the rumor, they're only selling the news
Crashing as we speak...
>boomer giving a history of javascript including JSON and AJAX
wake me up when oracle goes
weird, my chart is showing something else
In About 27 hours
>Tuesday June 25, 2019 1:35pm - 2:10pm
00 Keynotes and General Sessions Great America Ballroom
ballroom doesnt sound like a tiny room to me faggot
cloudexpo2019.sched.com
yeah i found it
>boomer dot connecting the JSON logo is to something in hitchcock's vertigo
give this boomer his meds. this is who they chose over sergey for keynote?
nulinkers are so aggressive
its because theyve just got here and have never used a paltform where they can say what they want before kek