Crypto ruined my sex life

>bought 4 bitcoin at $19k
>all savings empty
>holding till now
>i want to break even, wife has not talked to me for a year
>shud i buy alts to break even faster?
>shudnt have married

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buy NKN

keep hodling

Let me suck those 4btc up so we can fucking obliterate the charts.
Charging my spirit bomb so we all make it user

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Your fault for being a dumbass. BTC won’t ever get up that high again. Sorry OP

>married

You played yourself investing in pussy

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larp

Why dont you kill your wife? WinWin. You can still fuck her even if she is dead. Or sell the shredded asshole of your wife and with the profits you can buy into Mitx. many ways how to sell the wife. I even know some niggers who pay 2 bitcoin for a wife.

your waifu is unironically smarter than you. you should let her run all the financial shit. youre obviously not cut out to run your own life.

Buy VIDT. I'm not even kidding but it will double your money in the next couple weeks or even days. Believe me user and your wife will thank you and your pain will change to the joy. Go all in for vidt :)

2d>3d sir

2d does not nag at you and doesnt matter if you stroke your penis in her face

All the jokes aside, put that btc to work and get COTI. Btc is going side ways, perfect time to hop into cheap alts.

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YOU FORGOT TO ADD COTI user

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My wife knows I own Bitcoin but I’m larping like csw in court
>they are time locked
>they are in a trust with some other close friends where we split identical amount and everyone has part of the key, ecc
In reality I know by memory the 32byte private key

>married

WHY INVEST IN PUSSY IF YOU CAN INVEST IN JEWS AND ASIANS

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have sex

Let her divorce you, then when you make it be sure to do it in a way that she knows she fucked up.

sell quick

>thinking they will let you break even
your in for a world of pain

>wife has not talked to me for a year
fuck off larper faggot get a life

This retard didnt buy chainlink

test

>In reality I know by memory the 32byte private key
oh yeah? what is it then?

COTI HOLDERS UNITE

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