Crypto to crypto is a taxable event in my country

>crypto to crypto is a taxable event in my country
>mfw I've used like 10 different exchanges to trade shitcoins and swung stacks hundreds of times
>reporting it all would genuinely take weeks of work and I'd probably lose money overall in the end despite my gains
Should I just not tell them bros? What if they find out? I'm scared please I just wanted to make real money using fake internet money. Fucking kikes this isn't fucking fair!

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Same situation OP

Also made money in etheremon, how do I explain to the IRS I made money in a ponzi?

>mfw i had tens of millions in trade volume in 2017
>mfw i owe over $300k in taxes
>mfw my stack is only $120k after HODLing my fucking ether
>mfw im not fucking paying

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>paying taxes

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Hire someone to assess your situation? I thought mine was gonna be brutal but it ended up being not so bad
Huljevcpa.com/cryptocurrencytaxation

Bitcointax . com

>Continuing to trade coins that are banned in the US

Don't pay, less than 10k they aren't gonna even fuck around with. Could also claim them as zero cost and pay tax on everything you pull out like it's 100 percent profit. They won't fuck with you, but you might be losing your ass

Unfortunately I lost my crypto keys in a boating accident word is some diver might have found them and spent them idk though

plausible

micky.com.au/australian-crypto-tax-shocker-100000-bill-on-20000-worth-of-coins/
Holy fuck this is going to be me isn't it am I going to jail if I can't pay please I don't wanna

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Just burn all your private keys retard

What region of the world?

Checked

Australia. I'm finding dozens of articles about people getting assraped right now.

i've mostly lost money through daytrading and it's not even that much (1%) so i just plan to pretend like i never traded

The point of crypto is to take your keys and live in Malta.

>taxes

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if only someone would invent a machine that was good at doing arithmetic quickly... hmmm.

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Couldn't you just use the net gain/loss throughout the year?

good thing for you the irs probably doesnt care too much about the 200$ in various shitcoin gains you've made

This is believable. My phone went overboard when I was sailing.
Probably the most Jow Forums thing I ever read.

the ATO says no.