*Ahem*
*tink* *tink*
Everyone may I have your attention...
*Ahem*
Colton Bell
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Nathan King
Drop link. Buy nerva
Logan Brooks
AHEM
let the man speak
Jordan Hernandez
FACT: Nobody knows what the fuck “CloudExpo” is
FACT: Most people at CloudExpo don’t even understand they can buy an asset on a marketplace tied to the news they just heard
FACT: Today’s pump was on low-ish volume by a relatively small group of speculative insiders
FACT: The Oracle news is unironically huge
FACT: If this hits news outlets we will go past $2.50 tomorrow easily
Godspeed, marines!
Liam Anderson
Go ahead my good sir.
Joshua Thompson
I demand to wait until Assblaster arrives for the announcement. Many of us would not be here without him.
Joseph Allen
yes?
Leo Lopez
Is that a liquidfied bigmac your drinking?
Adrian Perez
>They don't want you in their club
>tfw we're still gonna make it anyway
Cooper Watson
Do not hesitate, our friend. Speak freely!
Bentley Diaz
And thank me later
Nathan Cox
I AM TIRED OF WAITING
1000$ EOY
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK REDDITORS
AND FUCK JANNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Lewis
LET THE GODDAMN MAN SPEAK DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
Juan Hall
KYS, FAGGOT
Levi Walker
Now now, I want to thank you all for coming. While we wait for the room to fill, don't hesitate to get a drink from our dear Jannie and remember to not tip, he does it for free.
I will announce some great news in just a moment.
Get nice and comfy frens.
Zachary Robinson
Come, man! Speak your piece.
Evan Hall
Excuse me did anyone lose a set of keys
Benjamin Perry
subaru keys $1000 EOY
Oliver Taylor
All right it seems the based and redpilled are in attendance.
First off, I have some serious news that will affect all of us.
Due to quantum effects to arduous to describe, we are no longer in the chainlink 1k eoy universe timeline ....
We have shifted to a very different place.
In this universe timeline chainlink is $10k eoy and a global white imperium is started by some of our esteemed frens and attendees this very evening.
This news is shocking I know, but contain yourself as I have more to announce.
I have to come clean to you all. I am a gay Muslim man who is in love with Sergey Nazarov and to express my love I wrote this poem:
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK NULINKERS
FUCK NO COINERS
FUCK ROASTIES
AND MOST OF ALL...
FUCKKKKKK JANNIES
CHAINLINK $10K EOY
SIEG HEIL 1488
WOOOOOOOO
Dylan Brown
whoa......dare I say.... Based?
Brody Foster
Juan Evans
bravo