All the burgers are asleep post triple levered ETFs
Ryder Ward
O God, Creator of all things, and ruler of the heavens, 'tis thou that clothest day with beautiful light, and night with the boon of sleep. 'Tis sleep that restores our wearied limbs to the toil of work. Sleep gives repose to the mind when tired, and takes away the anxious-making grief. The day is spent, and night is come; and we offer thee our thanks and prayers, singing our hymn, that thou mayst help us, thy servants. May our inmost heart sing thy praise, and tuneful voices sound forth thy name; may our chaste affection love, and our sober mind adore thee. And when the night's deep gloom shall shut out the day, may our faith know nought of darkness, and the very night be day by faith. Let not our soul, but only sin feel sleep; let faith keep us chaste, and by its refreshing power, check the vapours of sleep. May our heart's deepest self, unshackled by the allurements of sense, dream of thee; nor let the fear of the enemy, whose envy is ever laying snares, disturb us when at rest. Let our prayer ascend to Christ and to the Father, and to the Spirit of Christ and of the Father: O Trinity, one in essence, and all-powerful, be merciful to us, who pray to thee. Amen.
>triple levered ETFs >doing that shit when the yield curve is this fucking inverted I've still got my token stake of SSO that I will never let go of though.
Landon Harris
Please stay over 12K overnight btc, gotta sell my gbtc tomorrow morning
Evan Torres
that picture made me , uncomfortable...
semi related, is there any way to get euro style options with an american broker (even if its only possible on euro stocks)?
or are americans stuck with the american style system of equations for our options plays?
why did you remove the rizon IRC info from the OP? That's the only place that I can shitpost during the work day.
Also, don't worry guys, I bought some BTC so that it'll go back down again
Nolan Martin
GOLDEN CRAB RESUMES TOMORROW
>yield curve fud You know about SQQQ right?
Now is there a triple leveraged iron condor fund equivalent, to profit off of the crab?
Isaiah Edwards
Reminder DB is the Canary and once it collapses the end begins.
Hunter Cooper
>yield curve fud >the strongest signal of and only reliable leading indicator of recessions >fud My jimmies are rustled.
>You know about SQQQ right? >ever shorting the market Please. The market is showing symptoms of an impending onset of poor health, but I know far better than to fucking short the whole damn thing.
Juan Lopez
I'd love to see Germany's teeth get kicked in
Josiah Howard
you mean as soon as DB collapses my puts become worth their (metaphorical) weight in gold
also DB collapsed over a decade ago, their corpse just keeps on moving because of all the built up momentum
The fact remains that the fund with it's "enhanced" returns has yielded 2% average annual return over the last five years, and that is presumably including reinvested dividends.
Liam Brooks
LCI is love. LCI is life.
Liam Parker
It wasn't in the prior OP, and I don't remember seeing it in any other recent OPs.
Logan Fisher
QPRC all the way to 20 if everything turns out all right.
Caleb Roberts
well it's #/smg/ on rizon, and it's the only place that I can shitpost during the day, so serious business, froggos
Logan Howard
>Blinded by the light starts playing....
Wooooohooooo!
Luis Howard
It was in the OP briefly and then someone decided that it needed to be removed
Zachary Brown
I haven't a clue as to what I 'm doing.
Nathaniel King
You will feel like that for 6-12 months, then you will think you've got the hang of it, at which point the market will smack you direct in the face a number of times. This cycle will repeat a few times. If you haven't quit by then, you will be a pretty competent trader with the appropriate confidence level for your abilities.
Dylan Gutierrez
> Tfw portfolio mostly consists of LPTX and PLUG
I'm not going to make it am I
Blake Hernandez
>SCOR violating lower bollinger band >analyst calls company desperate That’s gotta be 100% free money right? Drop a few Yang and make some free dosh?
Brody Thompson
>SCOR violating lower bollinger band
What time frame? Why are they dropping in the first place? Bollinger band strats work best on companies you are pretty confident are in good shape with positive long term sentiment from investors (despite short term bearish trend). If everyone is just in it to dump on the first spike upwards that isn't ideal.
Oliver King
>SWTSX Looks like I found the Schwab equivalent to VTSAX >Net/Gross Expense Ratio: 0.03% Still not sure if it's the way to go over an equivalent ETF. And I haven't found the VTI equivalent yet. Also getting curious about commodity ETFs.
ETFs and MFs are fun though.
Landon Long
Okay? I'm talking about writing covered options.
I don't care about BlackRock.
Hudson Ortiz
Looks like SCHB is the closest ETF
It's not total market though, it's "Dow Jones US Broad Stock Market"
Kevin Brooks
Mnuchin pumping the morning after I bought SQQQ
FUCK
Think I can recover if I switch into tqqq?
Grayson Rivera
The next hour is unironically what decides the corn prices going forward.
Joshua Gray
AAAAHHHHH FROM FLAT TO ABSOLUTELY NEON GREEN
FUCK YOU MNUCHIN!!!
Liam Sanchez
I just bought $60 of BTC, so you're welcome, that's the top.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Do I switch pre-market?! Oh god why did I make this ill advised move...
Lower your leverage idiot. You will make better decisions and lower your risk of ruin substantially.
Grayson Hughes
Man faith is a powerful drug I wish I could convince everyone to loan me 13 trillion dollars, with the promise of paying them back less than 13 trillion a decade later. That seems like a good deal right there
I'm making so much more money with bitcoin what's the point of this stock shits. Transfered a lot of my brokerage fund to crypto exchange. Made more money in the last month with bitcoin than the stock market
Angel Peterson
tqqq sucks because of time decay, buy qqq instead
Jordan Wilson
But we’re gonna get our final facemrmekter tomorrow, unless trump declares a new tradewar or a similar distraction
Holy shit, Intel is going to get completely annihilated once Ryzen 3000 releases.
Robert Walker
> This time AMD will have a processor to compete with Intel
I've heard this same story for like 15 years and it has never manifested into reality lmao
Jason Hughes
Never focus solely on reward, think about the risks as well. If you think the market is going up then buy qqq or spy, and always keep in mind that leverage will sooner make you poor rather than rich.
Jaxson Allen
and if it's going down an inverse ETF right?
Ayden Brooks
They did compete - to the point where Intel had to bribe OEMs to not use AMD's chips. That shit won't fly this time anymore.
Nathaniel Baker
or buy puts?
Jason Jones
This really good advice... I managed to get out of SQQQ premarket, I think it’s worth selling at this loss.
Instead of spy, I’m going to go with one of the Schwab ETFs, because it looks like I don’t have transaction fees. Can buy as much or as little as I want at once, can buy one share at a time, all the way down if I’m buying into weakness. This might be my new way to trade... am I missing something or is this galaxy brained?
SCHB and SCHG (thinking growth is the best if we’re going off of trade deal hype)
Jayden Lewis
Illinois is now officially 420blazeit Will the sector finally see a bounce?
Christopher Hernandez
micron reported yesterday after close. That was the catalyst for the semis. They beat the low expecatations and are allowed to sell some of their chips to huawei that aren't banned
William Thompson
I'm worried about Bobo. I think he might have just got trampled by the wild bull.
Carson Lopez
I assume strongly that the Illinois thing was priced in. Sector bounce might happen anyway though
You can compare the performance of different ETFs on many places. Compare their returns to an ETF that they are supposed to be tracking. The ETF's you referred to seem fine.
They're going to find out GALTs drugs kill people and give them early onset dementia. Then they're going to get sued and fold faster than an immigrant working at a laundry mat.
Dominic Brown
>JNUG holders
you dont hold that shit, you pass that hot potato as soon as you possibly can (the more volatile the market is, the better)
also JNUG and JDST are fantastic for election season, i doubled my money with the two back in 2016
Assuming you're trading on Charles Schwab, yes, those ETFs should have no transaction commissions. There are other non-Schwab ETFs that have no commissions too.
Carter Price
all you have to do is have people with guns force certain banks and pension funds to buy your negative yield bonds, it's that easy!
Ian Butler
Just side with the Big Banks, they'll be saved in recession/depression. US and Europe wont let Big Banks / primary dealers go bankrupt since 19th Century.
Easton Williams
wait all those negative yielders are in Europe and Europe has no guns
