Guys I really wanna move to NYC when I make it

Nah you just need two of those things with money being the most important. If you have money and are outgoing, you'll get plenty of pussy in NYC

You need to be filthy fucking rich and have lots of friends to do shit with or it’s not worth it. Same goes for any city.

I like my peace and quiet and I have traditional Catholic morals. Cities are full of spiteful degenerates. Definitely not for me.

You can't buy crypto in New York, I thought. Why would you want to? It, is expensive, smells and is congested. Rooms are small unless you are rich, and if so, why move to New York anyways?? I hear it is easy to get laid, but you don't want a 3d pig do you?

This. With 5M you can live like a king in Texas
In NYC you'd need 4x as much.

*40x

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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kek

This type of facial aesthetic fits a hillbilly much more than a new-yorker

>no space, yard, pool, nothing.
>no big chunk of land
>limited guns
>shitskins everywhere
>jew town
>CRYPTO TRADE RESTRICTIONS

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Fuck off. If I weren’t a neet I’d leave this city and state and move to a free state where I can buy a fucking arsenal.

This, but unironically

I lived in New York with only criteria 1. And indeed I got tired of it very quickly.

>ID says +ZEC 7 points

Should I buy zcash?

>rednecks are the real onions boys
Lol no

shit town thats only nice 4 months out of the year other than that its cold as shit

Lel

Subhuman city dweller BTFO

Savannah GA?
HAHAHAHAHAHA now that is a shithole, enjoy getting knifed to death by poors

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It's not too bad, but yes, it is not the richest spot.

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OP jokes aside I do live in NYC as a middle class outer borough fag. It's okay but definitely way more fun if you're rich. I'll probably stay in the metro area because I have a lot of family here. Personally even if I make it I probably won't stay in the city proper too much longer, just until I find a nice wife who wants to move out into the suburbs and raise kids. Some of my friends who make a bit more money than I do live in Manhattan and they seem to like it. Their lifestyles are degenerate as fuck but they get a lot of girls. I'm just working and buying crypto so I have no life. What the other anons say about crypto trading is true- this is the most cucked state you could possibly live in for crypto trading. No Bittrex, no Poloniex, no IDEX without VPN, Coinbase severely limits coins you can buy/trade (no LINK for NY).

Me:
Also: nyc is literally the greatest place on earth. Work in finance and watch the whores fall ontop of you.

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Background in pic is rockafeller center for the Pajeets who don't know

Not too specific or anything what part of finance?

And thank me later

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Mortgage banking.
Not homeloans tho - clients are real estate development firms specializing in apartment complexes (aka "multifamily")

Just like "banking" doesn't mean selling credit cards, "mortgage banking" doesn't mean making home loans to chad and stacy.

Then we'll even whitey. Gimme gibs

how you buyin link bud?

>not living in based Athens surrounded by beautiful young horny women and great food and music scenes
Not gonna make it

I have an MBA and CFA, just curious

Hopefully they aren’t grinding you 80 hrs a week but doesn’t sound like it’s that sort of gig

I live 29 minutes from Athens, but you are right... It is better over there and there were a lot of horny women at the bars I went to... 3:1 ratio

Same I bet I can get a dope place for $500/month there easily

Not him but we can use Binance for now. If I need to cash out I might have to have my brother overseas help me and give him a cut.

I live here right now and it is fucking awesome. I guarantee 99% of the faggots talking shit have never been or visited for 3 days and went to some tourist hell hole in Times Square. I've been to 35 countries and I'm not sure how many cities I can say this is the best city to live in when you make it (if you like cities and have $5M).

right, it's about making home loans to pablo and maria and tyrone and shaqueesha.

Yeah - its like 60hr a week.
Starting pay was 75k+15k bonus. 4yr later: 100k salary +50k bonus.
Im 28
Boss is 38 and pulled in 3 million last year. He has no life tho

When I make it with my massive bag of LINK I'm gonna buy a giant piece of land, preferably with forest, and build a house in the middle with all utilities, so I can live a comfy NEET life away from society, filled with shitposting, playing vidya and fapping. Maybe I'll buy myself a gf, too.

I do not wish to "interact" with the homeless

i hope you like the smell of stale pee and human feces

That’s not too bad at all

Gl

This is 100% like I imagine an average big city American.

What's the best place to live in NY if you made it? Manhattan? Brooklyn?

After college I got into biotech stock brokerage and quit after 6 months when I realized all my bosses who made millions did nothing besides work all day everyday and the only time they did anything was when they went on their really nice vacations to remote places. Also if they did go out they just had expensive dinners and drank a shit ton at nice restaurants or bars. It's enviable to a certain degree but not what I wanted.

>spiteful

Can confirm.

New York is fantastic - all white people of ability should move here. The more of you who come, the fewer spics, nogs, and jews. Reclaim your great urban spaces.

People are mean in big cities because they have shit to do and are busy with interesting shit GET OUT OF MY WAY.
Small city folk are nice because they are starved for anything positive to happen in their life

I find New Yorkers to be much nicer than most of the people on the entire west coast.

New York is full of perpetual children. If you want to interact with adults with their shit together there are better cities. Only people that want to live in New York are art hoez and ratchet third worlders. Consider Salt Lake City, maybe Phoenix or something. If you want your social circles to get involved with social media drama, gossip, and just being all around adult children, feel free to move to NYC

It's so fucking spot on goddamn.

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This is the opinion of someone who lived a very narrow life in NYC surrounded by transplant posers just like himself. Sorry you couldn't hang, bro - enjoy Phoenix!

The most based and redpilled post on Jow Forums all day, even among the bobo and pink wojak spam
Yep, it's the inner city basedboy who spends 2k/month on rent for a shitty studio apartment

And the reason I say this is if you're going to some of these smaller up and coming cities you're dealing with people are who are largely professionals with their shit together and actual interests and not borderline vagrants chasing a television lifestyle with interests that don't go beyond leftist activism and indie music

Most of the actual people with their shit together fucking leave NYC. Why the hell would they fucking stick around when the cost of living is through the roof? Why not move to Las Vegas is a great city with a lot to do and it's insanely cheap relatively speaking. If you're actually employed in any worthwhile position you probably have no reason to be in New York anyways

> Pretending he hasn't seen thousands of copies of pic related irl
jej

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>there are no professionals with their shit together in NYC

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Probably the village in manhattan if you have a fuck load of money but if you have only a few million Brooklyn is being gentrified fast especially Williamsburg area. I would buy a condo near the river in Williamsburg just cause the property values are sky rocketing.
100%. I lived in LA for 6 years and the people were mostly horrendous pieces of shit. I had always heard New Yorkers were rude but I have experienced the exact opposite.

Nope, now cope you heeb

It's a shithole for literally all of the things you mentioned.

the people who leave NYC are people who were born here and want something different without having to be a high achiever. The transplants who come in for a few years and larp like they're in a TV show also leave because they are suburban fags who need to be sheltered to stay comfortable and NYC requires them to actually compete against people and produce tangible results.

Most of the people who leave but wanted to stay do so because of the school system. If the school monopoly can be crushed, which is looking good the way things are going, there will be a FLOOD of white people back into NYC. Do your part if you think you're quality.

This thread is about where to live if you make it. Not where to live if you're a poorfag loser that failed at life and had to love to Salt Lake City because he couldn't hack it in a real city. Sit down little boy.

the other guy is right - this isn't a NYC face really. Their kind here are the fatter type who drink craft brew. Your pic related always struck me as someone who lives in an Ohio suburb.

Are you me?

This. I will have an apartment there for sure once i make. All the poorfags and trash are getting priced out of the city further and further. There's an autistic harpers article about this.

This nigger knows zero about NYC that he didn't read on Vice 10-15 years ago. The village, lmfao, what is it, 1991?

There are many places for someone who has it made to live in NYC. Move here and get to know the spaces, then you'll find the one that suits you.

I'm out here out-competing the jews while you jerk it to trap solo videos

I bought in at around 60 and it’s been steady above 100 since then. Not bad but not great.

based

It's better when you're 30+ than when you're young. It's a waste of your early 20's to live in New York.

Look how concerned you are with status. You seriously believe living in NYC is a mark of superiority despite the fact that living there literally stifles your economic potential. You strike me as someone who is not wealthy. I make coherent arguments that New Yorks social scene is relatively toxic and the cost of living is way too high, you just shame me and accuse me of being poor for not living there. Exact sort of vibe I'm talking about. I'm trying to maximize my economic potential and build healthy relationships. You're chasing I don't know what, but it's not the most productive use of your time.

>there will be a FLOOD of white people back into NYC

I grew up in a town of around 1000 people. Your apartment building you're sitting in or city block you're currently on in NYC has more people than the entire town. I'd probably fail miserably there. I can't fathom a city so big, it's incomprehensible for my small town brain.

You're a 17 year old that lives with your parents in a CT or NJ suburb

Its magical at night in the Winter in Fall. No place I'd rather be in the world.

Tons of bums, smells of piss, rent is absurd, and gets hot as balls in the summer. Still at its peak there is no American city which compares to NY

NY doesn't have a "social scene," it has 15,000 social scenes. Sorry the one you bought into in faggot media sucked.

>stifles economic potential

lmfao, it's more like a rocketship. I have a friend who moved here in April after years as a poor fag in a west coast city and is in Tuscany right now living the good life in a way they considered impossible 1 year ago.

imagine being a musician in phoenix or salt lake city, i would kms in 6 months. completely irrelevant shitholes

From my experience it doesn't really smell like piss. Seattle had the biggest piss stench of any city I've visited

Larping faggot. You must have $1000

Honestly you're probably right. I'm familiar with that type of town and they have a lot of charm. The real good life is to be in NYC but also have a country retreat you can go to far away and closer to what you describe.

>imagine being a musician

Yuck, no thanks

I'm not breaking down every neighborhood in manhattan for this thread. I live in east village and used to live in west. Both solid options in the general area where you want to be, hair splitting faggot.
You're off topic. Thread is about living in NYC if you already have money. You don't have money and don't live here so shut up.

>NY doesn't have a "social scene," it has 15,000 social scenes. Sorry the one you bought into in faggot media sucked.

Yeah, the social scenes are:
1. Chinese people
2. Puerto Rican ratchets
3. Journalists
4. Trust fund artfaggots
5. Jews
6. Suburban 17 year old bragging because their "friend" moved to Italy

NYC sucks. It's too crowded and ugly. In the winter it's too cold and in the summer it's too hot, but it's too stressful and expensive to drive places because there is nowhere to park and traffic is crazy. When I make it I'll buy a nice humble condo in a no-name town that has the basics and within driving distance of a big city.

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I'm a grown adult sitting at my window on a 90 degree day enjoy the trees and blue skies in my comfy apartment with good a/c. Some gook just came to my door with a sick chicken sandwich you can get in your town and after I eat I'm going to kick back and decide which of the four women who were desperately hitting on me this week I should go for.

It definitely smells like piss sometimes, in some places. You know what we do when we find ourselves somewhere that smells like piss? Go somewhere else. Fortunately, in NYC there are nearly infinite other places to be and this a completely negligible issue.

not everyone is a talentless faggot wagecucking away in the middle of nowhere

>I'm a grown adult sitting at my window on a 90 degree day enjoy the trees and blue skies in my comfy apartment with good a/c. Some gook just came to my door with a sick chicken sandwich you can get in your town and after I eat I'm going to kick back and decide which of the four women who were desperately hitting on me this week I should go for.

Cool LARP

East Village sucks and Williamsburg is absolutely hopeless faggotry, which everyone knows who has been here in this decade.

The best corners of the city are places you don't hear about from gay transplants who moved back to Phoenix.

>Probably the village in manhattan if you have a fuck load of money but if you have only a few million Brooklyn is being gentrified fast especially Williamsburg area. I would buy a condo near the river in Williamsburg just cause the property values are sky rocketing

are you posting from 2004?

america will be 30% white within this century

have fun in your dystopian mexican hellscape burgers

You're right, I wish I was I was playing acoustic guitar for commuters/soundcloud rapping like you.

This is the way... Low maintenance condo and plenty of travel money.