Yall incels sitting on your bum and playing with fantasy internet money. Let me tell you how I made my money...

Yall incels sitting on your bum and playing with fantasy internet money. Let me tell you how I made my money, I walked into a company and asked to speak to the boss and shook his hand firmly and 30 years later I bought a 5 bedroom house and got my 5th car today, pic is my new toy.

Fantasy money is fake, get off your butt and pick up a trade and work hard, maybe you too can be like me. Which I doubt haha.

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lol how does it feel to know you wasted 30 years of your life to do what we are doing in a fraction of the time?

going to refresh this thread every few minutes to laugh at the coiner cope

kys boomer

Do you even money fag

>30 years later

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t. 5 figure net worth

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boomer detected.

You probably also got that job right out of college, which cost you all of $1000.

Meanwhile you had a modest savings account which gave you over 10% interest

your first house cost you about 1 year of wages

then you voted to tax your children so you could retire because even though you had it easy that wasnt enough, you still had to fuck off and squander your money and now you cant afford to retire, so fuck future generations.

And god forbid they get any of it after your gone. you have a reverse mortgage ensuring you can fuck off and leave nothing but debt behind.

I hope you die of cancer in the street.

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I was 25 when I bought my 5 bedroom house. Suck a dick OP.

did you really fall for this reddit tier bait or are you just samefagging on proxies?
either way off yourself

>30 years later
>Mortgage
>Bragging about $50k car
>Working until he dies

What a pathetic life, lol

Dont forget about all the taconiggers because "muh lawn"

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yes, being a shut-in until you die is much better

>Working hard in 2019

lmao big fucking oof. Imagine working under a boss doing manual labor for 30 years

THATS RIGHT BROTHER
KID DO NOT UNDERSTAND POWER OF FIRM HAND SHAKES. I WORKED FOR SAME COMPANY FOR 40YEARS. HOUSE IS PAID OFF AND MY OLD BALL OF CHAIN JUST RETIRED AT SAME TIME.
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN WITH INTERNET MONEY WHILE WE ENJOY LIFE .

-GOD BLESS AMERICA
-ONCE MARINE IS ALWAYS MARINE
-1996 Camry
-2006 corvette aka “freedom fighter”

This but unsarcastically

While you guys are driving your lambo, I am getting my own B787 and an A320 with my 1000% growth in VID

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>30 YEARS
LMFAO.
Bitch I am 18 and already have a 100k Internet money portfolio. I will make it by 2021.
Enjoy limp dick lifestyle, you pathetic Boomer.

>reverse image search
>10 results
kek

*sips* ahhh, nothing like good old hard work.

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Had a good chuckle.


Hate these kind of fucks when I'm browsing a car forum for protips on littlw repairs

>white muscle car
literally not making it, ever.

i rather kill myself.

*sips* yep, took out a reverse mortgage for this one

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>1post by this ID
is pacemaker didn't make it also sage