Does anyone here even know what this thing does?

Nice

solves the oracle problem
have you not been paying attention or just new

Fuck no, I just want to live like a Saudi prince and shit on white bitches' faces.

it allows easy payment for coffee
1 link for 1 coffee its that simple. makes cashier’s jobs easier and you get coffee fast and easy.

kek and check

Pretends to solve the oracle problem

Unfathomably based and extremely scatpilled.

no one knows or cares. ppl just throw their money into whatever coin is going up. rinse and repeat.

solves the oracle problem by making the matrix dope af og

Lambo. Helicopter. Brap Hogs.

Are you retarded? It's a secure blockchain middleware that intends to connect smart contracts across blockchains by allowing smart contracts to access key off-chain resources such as data feeds, web APIs, and traditional bank account payments.

It will be implemented by some of the biggest corporations. Sky's the limit

This is dogshit in a blanket. Does nothing is all hype and complete vaporware

>secure

it's reverse psychology from the freedom and you only have your chains to lose part

I'll spoonfeed you

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It systematically kills jews, niggers and trannies

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fpbp nolinkers btfo get rekt

I believe this too.

But I’m tired of this meme token train leaving the station without me so I dropped $200 dollars for 66 Links. Now I can ride the memes too. Makes it more fun when you have a little bit of skin in the game.

Checked.

>multiple chains
user i

It doesn't do anything.

I've held for 2 years and I have no idea what oracles even are.

Most link holders can’t even sign a onchain transaction if their life depended on it. How’s that for adoption! Can’t wait to watch the card house come down

>Can’t wait to watch the card house come down

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>42
What a worthless number

blog.goodaudience.com/chainlink-the-missing-piece-to-the-god-protocol-fd455dde92ab

Solution to Sybil attack is initial KYC tho.

any other profound insights for us while you're at it?

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Based
And redpilled

So theoretically we can start to bet on whether flights will land on time? Crypto is taking gambling to a whole new level.

>posts frog pictures on anonymous Persian rug forum
No I think were done here

Metamask does it for me :)

I've been asking you fucking retards for 18 months, none of you ever gave a coherent answer. People should just read sergey's blogs desu, biz is useless.

> stinkies actually believe companies will pay a network of NEETs holding an ethereum token to access data because muh decentralization when they could otherwise access it for free from an already trusted and established central authority

Anons, I...

>biz is useless.
imagine

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RLC solves the oracle problem

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I literally only bought it because Jow Forums consistently shilled it in October of 2017. I have only a vague knowledge that it works as a middleman or something so it seemed good to me.

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The white paper is a word salad. Doesnt explain the problem or solution well.

Oracles talking to each other on block chains bro. Gonna be worth $1,000 bro.

It’s literally a meme token.

flighttracker could just sign the data and your app could feed it to the smart contract no link needed tho. if you rely on centralized service as datasource you already trust someone with that data.

You realize you’re in a minority right? Most people who buy have no idea what they are buying. That makes it worthless.

It's an example, brainlet. There's infinite use cases.

I know what it does, it goes to 10.000 usd EOY

1000 USD is FUD

10000 USD

Shhhhh don’t explain the level of retardation it could Anger them

Please use the meme correctly, thank you

And thank me later

imgur.com/6naya6H

CHECKERINO

Kek

>There's infinite use cases
and i could make each and ever one of them work just the same without link.

I don't think you understand decentralization. All they did is created centralized oracles, which is 100% trivial. They haven't even started thinking about how to make it actually decentralized. Yet is has $1b valuation, for trivial centralized oracles.

>But the oracles shall communicate on the block chain!
Doesn’t realize that data can already be queried without blockchain.

Checked and praise Kek'd

>lambo calculus

Verifies the price of ETH.

If you can't see the value in this tech I'm not going to persuade you. Stay poor.

>Solution to Sybil attack is initial KYC tho
kyc is worthless i can buy a 100 pajeet to do kyc for me.

Only correct answer ITT.

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I am a racist and I hold Chainlink. And I know I'm not the only one. I first heard of this smartcontract middleware project when posting in Stormfront. We were brain-STORMING (pun intended) some ideas that we nazis could use to undermine women and minorities and some intelligent user brought up investing in the project and became the most upvoted idea. What does Chainlink have to do, at all, with opressing women and minorities you may ask? Well, I will explain to you in a way even a pathetic, weak and stupid female would understand, so you better be grateful here:

Because of the inefficiency of modern day contract enforcement, generally dominated by slow and inefficient government owned courts, in the last decades modern society has seen a huge explosion in the number of people employed as white collar workers. The stereotypes about white collar workers, all of them, are absolutely true. They are lazy pieces of shit, doing non-essential make-work while browsing their phones, maybe doing an hour or two at most or real work in the entire day. This is the context in which women entered the "work"force in masse. Women can't do real jobs. Well, maybe 10% can do something useful, but most of you only strut around in air conditioned offices like you're the hottest shit in the world, while men still do 95% of the work.

So... what is going to happen to all that unnecessary administrative bloat? Thanks to our man Sergey Nazarov the days of you paper pushers, lawyers and other parasites are numbered. Within a decade all these jobs will almost be gone. Smart contracts will make all of you go back into the kitchen, where you should have always been because there won't be a Jew megacorp willing to waste its money in hiring you when NEET nodes will do it for a fraction of the price.

Chainlink, the currency for a bright future where women will be oppressed and niggers curb stomped into extermination!

HEIL FUCKING HITLER
LONG LIVE SERGEY NAZAROV, THE LEADER OF OUR REVOLUTION

>name one use case
>nobody can name one use case
Link is a shitcoin

it's not the tech that's the problem it's the token. the token is worthless. you could stake the oracles in eth nothing would change (assuming we really do need this staking thing in the vast majority of cases since most data used in contracts is provided or authenticated by a central authority today).

Unironically this

wow that's really good
haven't seen that one yet

Both of you are wrong.

Decentralized oracles are amazing AND needed. But LINK is not decentralized. Centralized oracles like LINK did is completely trivial to make, and will never get developer adoption.

And don't bullshit me with the "they're gonna make it decentralized later". THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW. No one knows how. It's not in their white paper. What's described in their white paper is bullshit to fool brainlets and it's not sybil resistant.

It's like IOTA saying "we'll remove the coordinator later". No you won't, cause you don't fucking know how to without killing the network. Decentralized, sybil resistant reputation is an unsolved computer science problem, and the Chainlink brainlets certainly aren't about to do something even more innovative than Bitcoin itself was in 2008.

If you're not a programmer, and you think Chainlink is decentralized or has a plan that will actually work decentrally, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you've been lied to. You're about to get rekt. But that's OK, you're a brainlet, you're used to it.

>Decentralized oracles are amazing AND needed
but you don't need link for them

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Reality no one knows it solves the oracle problem
If it does then you’re looking at the next google of blockchain
Stupid not have skin in the game imo

colateral, multiple trusted nodes, kyc? Would someone really be willing to risk large sums of money for a sybil attack? I think there would be a lot of money and nodes needed to succesfully complete such an action.

You can’t decentralize an upstream data source that’s centralized it makes no sense

basically a glorified json parser, it's incredible how retarded people are on buying something a code monkey could make in less than a week

collateralize smart contracts and the data required to run them

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gay stuff lol

They really don't and if you press them they'll say:

> We've been talking about it for years
> DYOR
> Read the whitepaper

Chainlink is software to input data into a smart contract using a running process where in theory that data can be validated.

The LINK token is in theory a part of the process of running a node where a dishonest party would have some staked LINK burned.

In reality its not used at all and is worthless but memes are strong.

>They really don't

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You're not a programmer. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You've been lied to by Chainlink.

>trusted nodes
Trusted from where? There's no trust in a decentralized network retard.

>colateral
Who decides that the outcome is correct/incorrect to slash the collateral? Stake? That would mean any whale can slash anyone and steal their cash. That would mean Sergey with his 65% supply literally controls the network. Plus what about the speed and back and forth required to calculate and vote for slashing? What makes you think this overhead doesn't destroy any utility for oracles? Why doesn't LINK release a whitepaper about it so it can be examined by the community? (Because it would expose the scam kek)

If you're not a programmer, you really need to shut the fuck up with these half assed "solutions" to the greatest, never solved problem to decentralization since the beginning of the internet. Chainlink has not fucking solved this problem kek.

Chews ass and kicks bubblegum, and it's all outta bubblegum.

Only low IQ retards like yourself can't grasp it. Natural selection at work. Now go back to wage cucking your absolute fucking low IQ retard.

It's nice seeing someone else with a fucking brain.

Have to admit it makes me salty as fuck that this scam coin is actually sustaining its pumps. I get how Jow Forums retards fall for this shit but not people who ostensibly have involvement in programming or crypto.

"Trusted nodes" Sorry my bad. Lets say more valuable nodes that have a reputation of having good data.

I can see how it would be in interest of larger corporations to provide valuable data instead of false one. You can make money on these nodes in the long term. Again, why risk it on sybil attacks?

Sergey wont hold the entire 65% of supply. Doesnt the team get like 50mil? And there is multiple team members, i mean they are still pretty wealthy but my guess is they wont just dump their stacks. Actually am a programmer, still learning in "college" but somehow my gut is telling me there is something more to this project.

KYC would solve sybil attacks, but i guess that then you dont have the same level of decentralisation.

Also if you want to protect your smartcontract you can just pay more, get a higher level of your funds being insured.

fuck I need to buy more

you have room temperature IQ my friend. None of what you've written addresses any of my points.

Like I said, if you're not a programmer, you need to shut the fuck up and educate yourself before you babble about things without knowing how they work on the lower levels. Attacks are performed at low levels, not at the high level abstractions that you can actually understand without being a programmer.

Like I said, if Chainlink was legit, they would have released a white paper about how this slashing would actually work in detail, and most likely it would be flawed as fuck and get rekt by the community. But they know that. They know they are scammers. So they release nothing and they let brainlets like yourself speculate with high level concepts that are fundamental flawed.

By the way, I think its good fud and you have some experience in this area. Not gonna lie.

Why would they be involved with google, and cloud? Maybe there is something they aren't telling us. I mean why would they want to be involved with a project that cant fundamentally provide what they "advertise". And they don't advertise much. Don't you think that we told these developers more then the public gets to know. You can only assume what the fuck goes on behind closed doors.

the worst part is that JSON is probably going to be replaced soon

>Why would they be involved with google, and cloud?
they're not involved with Google. Google doesn't care that Chainlink is centralized. Google Could's marketing department wanted to bring new eyes to their BigQuery product by clickbaiting Ethereum and Chainlink, and that blog post did just that.

In no way will Google ever use Chainlink themselves. Any dev actually understands that. Only journalists and brainlets believe this is a partnership.

> Maybe this token I bought has some value beyond what the people who sold it to me are saying.
> Juicero received 120 million from Google surely theres something more to this juicer than squeezing 8 dollar packets of juice!

>Plus what about the speed and back and forth required to calculate and vote for slashing? What makes you think this overhead doesn't destroy any utility for oracles?

The speed loss is measured in seconds, maybe minutes. The average time to conduct and execute a contract currently - assuming nothing goes wrong - is measured in days. You are quibbling.

>The speed loss is measured in seconds, maybe minutes. The average time to conduct and execute a contract currently - assuming nothing goes wrong - is measured in days. You are quibbling.
You're not a programmer. You don't know that. If it's on Ethereum, it's certainly not in seconds, it takes multiple blocks.

Again, if you're not a programmer. Shut your fucking mouth about technical things you don't understand. You're getting fucking scammed.

They know what it claims to do, not what it can do in reality.

I can see how that could make sense.

What about oracle? Frenando seemed pretty stoked about it. Tbh i made fair amount of money at this point i dont really care anymore. Also investing in people sometimes doesnt seem like a bad idea. If sergey wanted to exit scam he could already do that and be set for life. Dont tell me there is a major difference between exit scaming at 50million and 300 million. In both cases you're rich as fuck.

Read somewhere he invested early in ethereum and btc, so i wouldnt be surprised if he already has it pretty good. Cant be to sure since I probably read it here tho. :D

I think most of them are actually aware its a scam and this is how they try to bring more people into the ponzi effectively

its for programming your alarm clock or some shit

You get sued when you exit scam and the justice system tends to convict people who they view as having scammed people even if they technically broke no laws. Hes likely just paying himself a very high salary right now