Dating in the workplace

today my boss was talking about how she needed to get laid. i want to fuck my boss. how do i finagle this without getting fired?

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hey baby wanna get a drink?

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If you do it it's literal suicide

Dont have sex

Was it just the two of you talking? If so, she wants the D, just take her out. If not, it's too risky for a wagecuck.

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don't

Comments that make her feel good about herself, "safe" ones that might not be mistaken for flirting. Compliment her on things you think she's insecure about. Is she an older woman? Underestimate her age, or tell her how young she looks. You have a really good chance that these will make her face light up like a Christmas tree, if so then you can move on to light flirting. Nothing on the nose, but enough for her to know that you find her attractive. After a week of this you stop, be completely formal. SHE WILL try to reinitiate flirty conversation. Once she does, everything you do after this point will be a formality, the lizard part of her female brain has already decided to have sex with you. You can move on to more direct flirting or just flat out ask for a "coffee" at this point.

It doesn't matter if you want a casual thing, make HER think she's special to you. She WILL give you special treatment if you give good dick. Rake in those completely undeserved bonuses, raises, and relaxed expectations.

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>Are you in America?
>How big is the company?
>Can they pay a settlement?

Getting fired is the best possible thing that could happen to you after you fuck your boss, user. You probably have a harassment suit if you just fuck. Getting fired is liking hitting the straight flush.

>tfw i work for two 50 year old incels

Have sex anons. You don't want to be like these cunts

>today my boss was talking about how she needed to get laid
If you're American sue for sexual harassment and win

she was talking to my coworkers (i'm the only male) and she said jokingly "anonette needs to get laid so she'll stop being a bitch... sorry user (me)"
i've already been doing this. i think she's been giving me the eyes but it's a new job so i don't know how people are here yet. very difficult to read. i'm one of the few people that she praises since i'm new and good at my job, she's showing appreciation toward me that isn't shown to other employees

>tfw read that as "dilating in the workplace"
I've been here way too long

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buy links

make a pass at boss

if fired it ok, you have links

i already have a large link stack which is why i'm considering trying to fuck my boss i have nothing to lose

You're getting fired, but you should fuck her anyway.

>Is she an older woman? Underestimate her age, or tell her how young she looks
You sound like you know what you're talking about

will try my best and report the events in the coming days

I fucked my boss. It was a long journey. But it really worked out for me. It’s ALWAYS a good idea to fuck your boss. You get job security, freedom, and potential to sue if things go badly

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thank you for your service

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does this actually work

If you look like that it will

depends on your confidence level. If you are confident that you satisfy her with your little pene. you'll be fine. Just believe.
t. user who has had sex with more than ten women (more than most you faggots)

look like this?

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i'm 21 and i've bonked close to 50 but they've all been easy buckets. only fucked one superior in my 5 years working

Based

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I have fucked an actual model. Not a super famous one but a real model. Got one short one that was pretty goddess level. I'm an oldfag so I can't really remember how many it's been without taking some serious time to think but I pretty much nailed every chick that wanted to do me. I've never nailed a superior but women are the same. user just needs to make her feel like the boss and like the decision to fuck him is her own and not derived from his horny desires. Also kudos and getting laid and not being virgin faggot incel.

based and checked. i legitimately think there aren't that many incels on Jow Forums, they just happen to be more outspoken and insecure

you know when I was working and always had money to spend on whatever is when I had the most confidence and it translated into me getting the most pussy I have gotten. If all the incels that do lurk the board bought chainlink and it does 1k at anytime then they might end up with the courage to talk to women.

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>fucking a model
user, you’ll have really lived after you turn down a model who is trying to fuck you.

just waiting for my linkies to hit $1540 and then I will have the confidence to attract a model that would want to fuck me that I could feel comfortable saying something like "fuck you? but you fucked that (insert famous liberal entertainer) and I don't fuck dumpster whores who can't hold a maybeline ad." Maybe if that happens user. In my condition right I'm getting no hoes. But I did get them at one time and I will get them again.

Sue her for sexual harassment. Use money to buy a hooker

Don't act all flirty and stupid like these anons say, just find a way to casually chill outside of work and then you can do all the flirty shit and make it happen in one evening, rather than being awkward and risky at work.