Chainlink just hit $5 on coinbase for a moment. Time for you to eat dogshit user.
Don't think we forgot user
Samuel Kelly
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Jacob Flores
We’re getting close to that 4’s get. Let’s hope it’s for linkies
Cooper Ward
jesus christ its eth all over again
Sebastian Campbell
Maybe he gets to put some ketchup on it
Joseph Lopez
kek, wonder if that guy will eat dogshit
Owen Brooks
He should've used Chainlink to fulfill this contract, this is just a weak promise
Leo Miller
well if he doesnt kek will curse him for eternity
Justin Butler
Based, if u kno u kno
Grayson Martinez
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Ryder Rivera
I was literally in that thread
Landon Perez
Nathan Bennett
There was another user who said he would suck tranny dick at 4 I think? Anyone got that one?
Ayden Morales
good memory user, I was there
Chase Hernandez
So grateful to be sub-100 IQ and to have just followed the memes. I'm up 80K today - it just doesn't feel real.
Chase Williams
I remember this nigger. Let's see him own up.
Colton Mitchell
I will suck tranny dick if LINK goes over 1c.
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Oh my, it looks like it's time!
Jeremiah Rivera
holy fuck, I've been waiting for this 2 years. WHERE ARE YOU user.
Julian Powell
Checked does anyone know how to not get fucked in taxes btw I unironically have way too much
but wait I’m never selling nvmd I will dump my bags on vcs like Kyle Samani at $1 million per linkie
Jackson Green
Based user, I’m up over 6 figures today and it doesn’t feel real. We made it frens
Stay strapped the duck in
Leo Parker
I'll tell you what I will do, the problem is you will think it's fucking stupid
celsius.network
The short version is you put up ETH or BTC (or some other coins) as collateral for a CASH/FIAT/USD loan. A loan is not income. You do not pay taxes on a loan. Use the loan calculator at the bottom of that FAQ page I linked.
Pay the loan, get your ETH or BTC back, do it again. Never pay tax. You can pay back the loan in crypto. You won't have to send them fiat, your bank won't see any of this.
Nicholas Edwards
I'm pretty sure there's an user that said he'd suck a tranny cock the other day. Does anyone have the screencap?
Lincoln Watson
also, NOTE
That particular loan/deal is not available in all regions. Doesn't matter, there are like 10 other services that do the exact same thing, DYOR
Landon Scott
Dude, thank you. I am doing this.
How do we smart contract this though
Benjamin Gonzalez
Let's be real, there are several who would do it regardless of the price of LINK
Lincoln Campbell
Its true. He was just looking for an excuse.
Robert Mitchell
user... why are you trying to justify your cock sucking habits?
Isaiah Peterson
He wants it to hit 4 user
Nathan James
$5.01 for a brief monment
Cameron Lewis
quality thread
Ethan Hall
We gottem!
Levi Torres
BASED
Liam Russell
Pretty sure that's the same guy that promised to suck homeless Black guys dick on cam if mainnet was released in May. Hopefully he makes another prediction about link being unable to hit $1000 eoy.
Liam Wood
eat the poo poo
Evan Richardson
>Pay the loan, get your ETH or BTC back, do it again. Never pay tax. You can pay back the loan in crypto. You won't have to send them fiat, your bank won't see any of this.
How do you access the cash? Also how do you get your ducks in a row so that when the taxman comes to figure out how you bought your new lambo on $0 reported income you can send him packing?