Jow Forums fags

:^)

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just buy low and sell high bro. how can anyone manage to fuck that up

you really have to be a pussy to not love crypto

LOL! The butthurt. It is glorious to behold. Ever more glorious because it came from reddit.

Jow Forums making reddit snap when they realize what happened under their noses
fight or flight response

Kek. Thank fuck I'm able to understand the value of link. That man is gonna rope within 3 years it's guaranteed.

Lol dude just HODL. VeChain will come back bro! Don't let those racists get to your head. XRP is going to revolutionize banking

well he is not wrong...

The reddit FUD campaign is my favorite part of this entire saga. Imagine getting literally tricked by a rival website and being played like a fucking fool. Holy shit imagine how dumb they feel right now.

heh we dumb now
up 1000% is now dumb
abloooo abloo pfffffhhhhttt blphfttttttt

;-)

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Holy fuck

You can say fag on reddit?

kek

Remember 10k eoy

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which one of you is this? post your stack

hes right. I bought it for the memes :^)

I would expect he'll get banned for a while for that one. Checked.

imagine
imagine the whiplash in a few months to years from now
when the realization can no longer be denied that they have been the butt end of a joke
how can you be your own worst enemy so bad that you would rely on other people (especially on reddit, no less) to help guide your decisions without doing the work yourself to look into it
and this goes beyond just cryptocurrencies
these poor people will swallow anything as long as it has enough upvotes
unbelievable

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They will suicide one day

>42 upvotes
>heh...nothing personal filthy redditors
and it's not me, I just saw it and found it funny
clearly a /marine/

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I mean. I first bought link because user told me to. But user has always been a good friend. I read up on it later but bought for the memes.

Watching reddit get btfo is almost as good as the money. I remember when they were shitting on LINK after the ICO.

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>They will suicide one day
oh no no no
they can't even differentiate satire from genuine content even with a shitton of breadcrumbs
they will say it's other people's faults for misleading them
but no one barred them from researching it for themselves
like shrunken heads they parade the message of "DYOR" while only preaching it and not practicing their preaching

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Beautiful

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Somewhere, on a crypto related subreddit, this thread is being referenced by a reddit post
>l-look they're t-they're making FUN OF US! Those fucking Jow Forums fucking.. why I'm so made I'm shaking

Noice digits

meanwhile at reddit...
>VeChain has just surpassed Ethereum in blockchain activity ranking!

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I sold chancoin to make my very first purchase. Very much into it for the meme

I did research it, nigger. But the law of nature supersedes all; some of us were meant to make it while others of us were not.

Does anybody know a good way to an hero when you’re too drained to get off the couch?

we're the illuminati now
these poor people need to be shown
but sometimes a lot of people are simply criminals of opportunity and are best left alone and avoided
being among in a crowd of people one should behave as if you were surrounded by wild beasts

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Reeee

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Fuck I was having a good day, my wife even paid for my vasectomy

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Yeah user has always been pretty cool to me. Nice guy. Even when he's mean he's usually just trying to help.

>meanwhile at reddit...
>VeChain has just surpassed Ethereum in blockchain activity ranking!
imagine
reddit is dead anyway, cryptocurrency board is unfortunately an absolute ghost town while Jow Forums is packed to the brim
we're the cool kids in the school, while they're bitter
such a shame

>But the law of nature supersedes all;
easier to say that than to do what I did
hence why I am ((((meant)))) to make it
and you remain trapped

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This is far more rewarding than the money. I could lose it all tomorrow and still have the memory of this seething ape while I was up 1500% on something he was convinced was a meme.

>reddit is dead anyway
they banned their organic content creators and then stocked their website to the brim with astroturfing to scam their clients for ad shekels
lol, any subreddit worth visiting is (((quarantined))) or deleted
GG
they also killed the lad who made reddit in the first place
fucking disgrace

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This. Fucking plebs

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Finally a redditor I can respect. Based loser. I’d have thrown him a suicide stack if he posted his addy.

>I did research it, nigger. But the law of nature supersedes all;
it certainly does
>pic related

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Fucking based biznessman, proud to be an oldfag on this chinese wedding dress sewing forum.

It’s okay, I’m not bitter anymore and starting to climb out of the despair coupled with a strong desire to die every waking minute. I’ve been battling severe with ADHD and dysthymia since childhood and was too stupid to see the signs. Truth is, I had no money to invest after migrating over from Jow Forums years ago. No harm done.

I hope you guys get into positions of power start your own businesses. My dream is to walk in for an interview one day, bring up crypto investing, rare pepe’s and then I pull out my foreskin to show you I’m not a (((dual citizen)))

I’ll make it some day. Just not with chainlink.

how much do you have fren?

>just buy low and sell high bro. how can anyone manage to fuck that up

enjoy fucking up bro
that's not the Jow Forums way, to make it you now

Based. Retards and geniuses will make it, pseud redditors will not.

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4K in litecoin to my name, fren; AKA Jack & shit.

I'll donate you 10 LINK, post your address

>I did not read the white paper

Dont worry I'll sell my bags at 2k haha

The man speaks the truth.

>coupled with a strong desire to die every waking minute
you write like a woman
why
like I keep repeating, you're your own worst enemy
you're wasting time talking to me

>I’ll make it some day. Just not with chainlink.
imagine thinking this is the end when it's just the beginning
nothing can save you when you think like that

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I’m fundamentally starting to notice the pattern

I don’t want any charity. Thanks for offering though. :)

I do not come to Jow Forums but I noticed this thread on the front page. Did you guys create some bullshit coin and shill it on reddit until you made money from reddit retards? That's amazing.

I understand. Good day to you, sir.

You are a motherfucking retard if you think that 1000 eoy is a meme

You have to go back

I'm surprised anybody uses the front page anymore. No, it's a legitimate project that everybody believes in. We convinced reddit for 2 years that it was a scam so none of them bought it and now the price is going way up. Now reddit is seething because we tricked them

But it is a scam.
>1 billion dollar json parser

Even better.

We took over an existing project.
FUDed it on leddit until the project was ready.
Then even after it was ready and partnerships with Google and Amazon were announced they still thought it was a scam until exchanges like binance and coinbase finally convinced them it wasn't.

no, we convinced reddit that the most promising project in crypto was a scam so they didnt acquire any at lower prices. now they have to buy in at 6-10x price or greater

They're self destructive by their nature. They're their own undoing.
Point and laugh.

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Can’t argue with those digits, user. It wasn’t a troll post.

0x327e8c294eaf5e60a5bc37918b70d81eb2419e9a

:) if no one is taking it

found the one whos gonna be left holding the bags ahhahahahah thanks for holding the price above 3$ as i cash out

you do that

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If we managed to price out at least 90% of plebbit I take it as a win.
Imagine the salt a few years from now.

?

not even worth the read. It sucks though these faggots will be here in droves now.

>Good day to you, sir.
you as well

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Seek Delphi. After all is said and done. If Chainlink succeeds no user will be left behind. . Chainlink is the spark, and if Kek wills it we will be the fire

This has to be bait

That was beautiful. I’m not ashamed to say I cried a little.

You should probably lurk at least another 6 months. Best of luck fren.

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I’ve been here since 2017, my main man. Tell me, what, to your mind, is the next sleeping giant to buy up? Asking for myself since I don’t have any friends.

nexus

This

>tfw 115 IQ
>tfw too smart and too dumb to own LINK
>tfw 0 LINK
I knew it.............l should have listened to the smart people.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CONVINCE BE Jow Forums?

To that user offering a few stinkies to help make the hurting stop this evening, I was getting ready to pin a vial of Nembutal at the end of the month and go long on falling asleep and not waking up. I would take your donation because ban worthy, but know that the sentiment was appreciated. Even if I don’t make it, some of us will :)

Wouldn’t take your donation**

115 is probably on the low end of average for this group of aspie spergs dead serious

Vechain lmao. Probably has about as legit of blockchain activity as EOS or BSV.

I can't tell when on reddit if the posts are real reddit, or just Jow Forumsness men in disguise.

Linkies never explained to me how LINK works. Not 2019, not 2018, not 2017. I read the whitepaper, and from what I understand it doesn't make any sense. LINK didn't really decentralize the oracle in the meaningful way. It's not that different from ETH itself.
All I ever was told is to DYOR. I did. And I think LINK is shit. but maybe I am just too dumb

He's right though. Just look at what total fucking shitcoins are in top 50.

>ADA
>XLM
>BSV
>TRX
>XRP
>DOGE
>LINK

And about 40 others.

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link is absolute trash and i will never buy it