*taptap*

*taptap*
>AHEM, I'm very pleased to see that so many of you are here. I can see many familiar faces. I have something on my mind that I would like to share with all of you tonight. Stay around and enjoy the servings while we wait that everyone has arrived.

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I'm paying attention sir.. Go ahead

Is this the AA meeting?

>takes a seat
"these tendies are spot on, sir!"

Janny spilled his hot pockets on the main server, now I guess we're using the backup. Get your shit together Hiro, maybe you should pay them in a currency other than hot pockets.

God Jow Forums is so slow right now.

All ears my friend

my wife has joined me for the announcement. Can you give her a shout out? Thank you sir. Big fan.

what is it, senor pepe

Please, continue...

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Speak up lad.
Janny, whisky on the rocks you worthless pleb.

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*sips*

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What do you have to say?

we are waiting on the good word from our savior

Please be patient, my friends. We are waiting just for rest of the folks to arrive. Let our butlers know if you need something!

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*takes a seat in the front row*
*looks smugly at the host*
Speak your mind, distinguished gentleman.
*sips patiently*

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Is smoking allowed? allow us to pass this around while we wait

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>inhales

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Biz is moving at 2017 bull run pace you fucking faggit

*waits patiently*

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hello can we eat our big macs while waiting

I wonder what this young fella has to say.

By all means, pass it around. Everything seems to be ready and I can finally share a few thoughts that I have been twiddling in my mind for quite some time now.

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Alright user, were on page 1, what's on your mind?

Awaiting jovially, with one eye on the waitresses bum.

please sirs. can i listen too? i want to widen my rupees... i can offer big cow very nice drinking.....

no, get out and take your wife with you

No one wants your daughter

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Sorry but just before you start, a no linker has just been sick. Can we get one of the jannies over to clean this up?

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>Please, sit down.
>Welcome, everyone.
>I must apologize for dragging you all here
at such an uncommon hour.
>But from what I've been told, this
matter needs to be dealt with urgently.
>So urgently, in fact, it probably
should have been addressed weeks ago.
>But that is spilt milk under the bridge.

>LINK, held by Jow Forums autists mainly, that we of course despise, has slipped past our attention. It turns out it’s an asset that our analytics (thank you Sara) priced at 1000$ EOY. How we looked past that I don’t know, but we have a plan.

>As you know ... yes, please hand out the printouts to everybody... sorry, as you know, they refuse to sell. So, we’ve decided to allocate the capital of 100MM USD that would otherwise would be used for plain buy outs to shake them - suppress the price at 4 usd, with big dips to punch the resistance line. >This way, we will buy us some time to allocate institutional capital until the plebs arrive and the suppression is too expensive.

42 is still at work

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link is nothing but another pump and dump, the autists who bought in are in for a world of financial ruin if they dont sell LMAO. also wtf is a linkie

A big thank you for your patience. here we go:

I'm a Link marine and I'm never fucking selling. $0,2? didn't sell. $0,6? didn't sell. $1,4? didn,t sell. $4,5? didn't sell. $10? wont sell. $100? wont sell.
you get the hang of it? I will never sell a one single Link. Never.

Also, I almost forgot

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK DEGENERATES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK CHINKS

also, all women are whores. especially this guys wife. She is a whore.

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Look up google, oracle

>2 years
>you come here everyday
>730 days

>STILL HAVENT BOUGHT

I need a janny over here STAT! Clean up this nolinker cope!

BASED

B&R

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Bravo, sir! Bravo!

Fundamentally based and vertically redpilled.

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Based and linkpilled, gentleman.
God bless your soul.
*stands up in ovation*

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Cringe

Oh fiddlesticks I missed tonight’s announcement again. And it was so based. What in heavens can I do?

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so what the fuck are you saying, I should buy some links then lose all my money when jeff bezos decides hes had enough and crashes the market??

B&R, FUCK commies and jannies

>he doesn't know about the prophecy

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>pic related

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incorrigably based. Well done lad.

No this is the stinky linky meeting sponsored by the jannies

oh shit does that mean i get to exchange my links for rupees aswell?
>pic related

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Cringe

Good evening, gentlemen.
*sips gamer girl pee*
Ah, a classic, bronze Brapdeaux
*orders high calorie food, waist trainers, and ankle weights from amazon for braphog at home*
I'm content to browse my phone until things take off, but if anyone would like to regail me with tales of Jannies cleaning it up for free, I'm all game

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a momentous post
*sips wine*

It would seem that I missed tonight's announcement while browsing my phone.
No matter, I'm sure that someone recorded and uploaded it.
With such a turnout it is nearly a certainty

BASED
A
S
E
D

what are you supposed to do with link if you aren't selling? it's the equivalent of having billions you can't use

Marvelous. I shall certainly sleep well tonight.

based and redshilled

unironically going to make it

I just don't like the herd mentality, when someone sees a herd, they want to become its shepard
>sheeple
@JeffBezos

*standing ovation intensifies*

Bravo good sir, a monumental speech!

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Wait until someone offers the right price.

>you get the hang of it? I will never sell a one single Link. Never.
>Wait until someone offers the right price.

It is down, the fud is HIGH - but chainlink is still the CHAMPION DUCK!

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