Do u guys use tinder, I’m more of a in person guy, I like to lie to girls that I’m a board member at Boeing and they believe me lol. I like to troll them more than satisfied of sex, I’m a mex degen
Biz do u finnese roasties
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The right one is perfect, wish I was single when link finally moons
Yea, these hoes are like pie everybody gets a piece
I’ve used tinder a few times and never had any luck. I downloaded it a few days ago and decided to use some thirst trap shirtless pics and holy shit does it work. These roasties only want one thing
I finesse roasties, just not in the way you mean.
I haven't had sex in 1 1/2 years
Im 33 and have never been on a date or seen a boob besides my moms.
>Biz do u finnese roasties
i don't even get what the fuck you are asking.
Inject test and get a hooker immediately. If you’re in America go to Europe or SEA
If you don’t do that not only do I not have pity for you, I would shoot you and prematurely cleanse the world of one more cowardly autist
That’s not very nice. Try to be supportive because I’m 4 weeks into noporn and nofap trying to undo a two decade long addiction.
“Not very nice” nigha you are a 33 year old grown the fuck man. I respect the no fap and no porn, that is absolutely necessary but you need to learn what embracing pain means. Live on the edge. Workout hard and roid as though you’re going to die tomorrow How the fuck can you be so fucking passive
Sweet vishnu look at those toilets
>go to Europe or SEA
no, just go to Mexico. Tijuana is one of the best places for this.
Been lifting for 15 years and competitive powerlifting for 3 of those. If I’m already strong and carved out of wood, why take juice? Thanks for trying to be helpful in your own way.
Fug, I only bring it up because you normie sexhavers post when you’re in a dry spell, when some of us have never even had China walls yet. Reddit might be better for you.
Bumble is way better. Tinder got the creeps and weirdos near me. (Nyc) bumble got the independent mommy gf’s that been cheated on so they looking for a nice guy since they are broken emotionally
lmao me too bro
This you Brah?
>make fake tinder profile
>lead roastie on for weeks
>finally set up a date
>show up but keep distance
>call her and tell her I can't make it
>record her reaction
I did this 12 times so far and each and every single time it makes me hard.
muscles are for poors, elites do cardio
make a compilation i wanna watch
post the vids I want to see upset roasts
25 here. I just want to smell a nice brapper. I'm horny and lonely.
If I saw an escort, I would feel even more lonely and broken. I'd experience a mechanical thing that most people can get for free from someone who cares about them. There is also the risk of blackmail. I'd rather just go without sex.
I saw this before. I don’t like the roid look.ever see Adam Jensen from Deus ex? I kinda look like that but hairyer.
I guess I should've said that I'd experience such an intimate thing in a mechanical fashion.
Same, 1.66 years about. Been in cocoon mode grinding at my wageslavery position and on personal projects. But I’m happy to say I quit and will be a free man August 1st
Some say that it helps by making it easy to relate to women if there is a mental block; others say it turns habitual and they only seek out working girls after that when they want to get off. I say get therapy if you’re too bothered by it, I’ve had a dozen overt opportunities to get my dick wet and plenty of other signals that likely went unnoticed, but I push everyone away because I hate myself too much to try. Get your mind right first. Or maybe you’re simply too autistic and should give up like I did.
What are you planning on doing next? Living the high life with your link gains on a private island or some shit?
he is supportive af
Don’t fall for rewards telling you to get hooker, sex is a meme and the only thing of value is finding a women to put a white babies inside. This what you should focus on and if you can get fit and not be a self loathing cuck you’ll get this kind of girl and truly make it. I believe in you friend.
If I lack experience, being more assertive with a pair of bitch tits and acne isn’t going to help. user, One of my psychological barriers is not having enough detail carved into my lower two abs abs I want a perfectn8 pack before I start going out and asking ladies out to coffee or Netflix. Steroid side effects would make me want to crawl under a rock and die.
women are a meme you should not fall for
Invest in cloning tech and vr porn
Thanks fren, people tell you to hit the gym, but that’s all I did through high school into my early 30’s and current day. For experience with females, I was told I would have been better off going to bars and parties every weekend in college and my 20’s and looking average or being chubby. Meh, I’m done ranting about it.
Good day to you, sir.
I’m 30lbs overweight, dead end path, finishing a business degree, no job, only 182cm tall, virgin, no car, no drivers license, no motivation and a loser so there’s no point in me trying. Some people aren’t meant to make it. It’s all about luck, genes, and networking. It’s too late for me.
>nothing to lose
Buy link and hodl for a few years
How old are you, fren? I didn’t finish my bachelors until 28 and worked in clinical operations for 12.38 an hour for 2 years before getting a cushy medical sales job. Get your degree, try to minimize debt and fight through that shit so you have a bearable job and a little bankroll to show for your efforts at the very least.
> only 182cm
those asses are flat as fuck
they look like the perfect size to palm like basket balls and slam into my dick
He knows the cut off is 185cm. You really can’t even be a flat 6ft anymore. So many guys lie about it on drivers licenses etc. but most people know when someone is under 185cm just by observing them. Meeting them etc.
Why the obsession with height? The biggest sexhaver friends I have are both shorter than me and I’m only 5’10.
>I’ve used tinder a few times
You should probably be using Grindr
For gay bros?
>heightcope
It's not your inches, user, it's you.
>the only thing of value is finding a women to put a white babies inside
good luck, 50/50 odds it will be autistic and having u want to neck yourself
This
>Finesse
Why are you using an attribute as a verb?
I hate American ghetto culture. It is literally a cancer that destroys every country it touches.
Whats your pr total in comp?
378 bench, 485 squat and 565 deadlift at 274 lbs. not very good, I know. But I legit never trained with any drugs and held my own in an untested federation by eating a fuck ton of food and lifting my ass off.
found the virgin
Social & networking gains > everything else.
You can only use additional attractiveness gained from the gym if you have the social networks already established to benefit from it. If you're a fucking hermit what's the point?
negro speak
11 for me
women are nothing but problems
To be healthy, strong, look really good in the mirror and not be a fat shit with symptoms from preventable disease? Lift and train for yourself, not for others.
i'm 26
never had sex
you'll be fine faggot
Your porn addiction is the reason why you haven't had sex. You lose all motivation to meet women if you are jerking it all the time. Also you probably won't even cum if you're with a woman because you've gotten into some extreme fetishes after 2 decades.
Go watch PornReboot on youtube.
The first thing you should know about women is looks aren't that important. It matters more if you're confident and well-dressed. If you have a "carved 8 pack" but lack confidence you'll still turn her off and then think it was cause of your abs..
I know this on a logical level. I keep coming up with reasons to avoid them, accomplish some arbitrary goal and come up with another to appease my neuroses. The formula should be therapy > training and dieting, but I’m too much of a chicken shit after an a abusive childhood to do anything. My ego wouldn’t be able to face the rejection after all the work I’ve put in.
Thanks though, you’re not wrong.
>378 bench
>natty
LOL ok there bud
I was 274 lbs bodyweight the time, man. Get in a decade of lifting, gorge yourself up to that weight and see how much easier the bench press is, I’ll wait.
Had to diet down to 181 to look like a Greek god. I was fookin huge at the time. Carne asada burritos for breakfast with a few donuts and energy drinks, 3 double cheese burgers for lunch and steak with potatoes or a large pizza for dinner with protein shakes in between.
I can do a 5x5 225 bench currently weighing 190-195 lbs. With a spotter I could probably max 275 once. And I don’t eat too healthy and train maybe 2-3 times a week. No reason someone weighing almost 100 pounds more than me couldn’t put up 370-380 on a max bench
ooof
It’s the highest correlated of the big 3 with body weight. Guys your weight could do the same with a ligh cycle of test and Dbol .
Fat doesn't help you lift shit, it's literally a meme that only newbies believe in.
it.s not even a 1.5x of his BW. Just lol if your bench max is anything below 1.5x, might as well stop lifting right now
Depending on your age, testosterone makes you feel like a god again if you’re over 30. Wouldn’t recommend roiding if your body fat is through the roof. You’ll have way more estrogenic side effects and end up with tits if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Yes, but in order to keep adding muscle and as a natural, you have to turn yourself into a fat shit if you want to keep getting stronger.
Kek, post your natty 1.5 X bench then.
So I’ve heard. Too many cardiac problems on either side of the family to risk it. I might look average in clothes at 181 lbs, but I’d put my physique up against any other legit natural at any gym and even some juice heads that take drugs and don’t know how to eat or train and look like shit. Walking around with these disgusting acne shoulders, bloated faces abs little 6” squat depth.
Been on for about a year and I’ve never had acne, I think acne and stuff is mainly genetic but I do get a little oily at times. But yeah if you have family heart issues I wouldn’t fuck with it. Your hematocrit goes way up and that can cause issues. The people you speak about never learned how to train, just hopped on the juice for the easy gains.
test legitimately isn't even fair. I did a cycle in college. Went from 180 natty and low bodyfat to fucking 200 and low bodyfat. My bench went from 225x5 to where I could rep it 20 fucking times. It was stupid. Honestly the best time of my life because I was at an SEC school and the girls could sense it. You'd feel like the alpha walking around at the bar. If any of you cucks are still in college, get on test, it's fun as fuck and makes life much more enjoyable.
Yup, they get too strong too quick and you don’t see em again 3 months later when they come off and nurse a torn bicep. Testosterone makes your blood like paint with excess and cardiac muscle grows right along with skeletal muscle. Not worth it to me.
>his name was Robert Paulson
Yeah that’s one drawback if you hop on when you’re small, your tendons and ligaments can’t keep up with your muscular growth and you go to snapcity.
Girls definitely can sense it. It’s insane. It’s like you give off pheromones that make them nuts.
I'm too fat and autistic and have an ogre-looking face and I enjoy using women's greed against them to degrade them by having sex with me.
I don't know where to get good quality test and all I have is GHB for raves and the growth hormone.
Dude, I’ll find someone to blow you abd swallow if you can link me a sauce for real G.
so you look like you don't lift?
Just buy 1,4-butanediol bro it's literally the prodrug for GHB you can get a ton for relatively cheap and it's available on the clearnet.
Me? Oh, I do okay.
Meh, I want the real deal and not an analogue. Thanks anyways.
>OP dies of heart attack at 40 years old
>leaves behind a legacy of only degeneracy
>bigger tits than brittany venti
>his name is robert paulson
Ouch, this stings the roast.
The big moosie.
It's not an analogue it's a prodrug. Do you know what that means? It means it turns into GHB in the body. The only difference is that it's longer onset
>Me? Oh, I do okay.
Roid tits with no muscle lol. At least you're lean tho I'll give you that.
Post a picture of someone without gyno then and let’s compare, faggot.
Yes, I know what it means. Apparently not the proper definition for analogue up until now though. I just don’t like the idea of having to take something that requires conversion, especially when it has a use case as an industrial solvent. Just say you don’t a good link and leave it at that.
I mean avocados are poisonous to dogs but not to us.
But no, I don't have a good link to pure GHB and no one else does either. No one's brewing it anymore and Xyrem is prescribed less than Ambien. Your best options are 1,4-butanediol or asking the DEA for GBL, both of which are GBH prodrugs.
Height is a myth, as long as you got a good face and you're not a cuck or a drooling virgin you'll get pussy.
t. constantly bedded 9's and my gf is taller than me
Tfw when I missed the blue nitro train...
Why even live?
How does dating work?
I just transferred to a university from a community college, no car, don't know anyone. What do?
Find the nearest urinal and take a shit in it. Take pictures abc upload them to tinder. That way the local muff knows you’re serious.