Watching crypto take off without me

I think I wasn't meant to make it in this life. Back in 2013 I was too young to understand how to use the Bitcoin blockchain and had it installed on my laptop. Then one of my friends was doing acid and offered me some, turned out to be a synthetic research chemical from China, and I lost my mind and got diagnosed with bipolar. All I had to do was install it on the fucking desktop downstairs at my parents house. Fast forward 2016 have an inkling to get into crypto again, fall in love with this girl that ends up being just a total cunt and I couldn't move out of the apartment we were sharing together due to being too poor. then she fucks around and doesn't take her birth control and now I have a 8 month old son. Currently sitting here I am so fucking poor and I've been trying to buy link for weeks but my bank accounts are all fucked up because I broke my arm and have been out of work. I'm allergic to penicillin so they gave me another type of antibiotic when I broke my arm and it made me a little manic due to my bipolar. On the last full moon night, everyone was just giving me shit my mom got into a fight with me I had to kick my friend out who I was letting live here until he got on his feet. No my parents won't fucking talk to me. Now I'm sitting here watching link climb to $6. My son is the only thing keeping me from not killing myself, but I figure if I do it soon he won't really remember me anyway.
>Inb4 Larp

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cool blog post full of excuses, faggot. kys

Wall of text

Tldr

I am kms, faggot. Thanks for stopping by

I feel you, i had know of BTC since 2011, could had enter in 2017 and mid 2017 but only entered in early 2018 at a ""discount"" price ($10500)

>doesn't take her birth control and now I have a 8 month old son.
that is fucked. all of your young adult freedom just went down the drain.

>Tldr

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Sucks because I love him but he shouldn't exist. if I told the girl that I had a vasectomy while knowing that I was fertile as fuck and creampied her and got her pregnant that would be a fucking crime would it not?

I was in crypto and missed eth. Most of you can't even comprehend my feels.

I can comprehend how you sound pretty queer, that purple tag compliments that too.

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Do a flip

Ahh Jumping one of my favorite methods, may actually use this one. Don't want to end up with locked-in syndrome. Plus taking a bunch of pills just hurts like a bitch.

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I feel you fag, I was a frequent goer of Jow Forums, but when Bitcoin popped up I just dismissed it as nerd shit that would never go anywhere even though I thought about buying some for the novelty of it. At least I have linkies now, I'm not letting it happen again

Anyway you should know women drastically decrease your chances of making it, thanks for reading my book.

Nobody told me all women are whores early enough.

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Before you jump post some nudes of your girl.

This ×5BTC

Idk how explicit I can get on Jow Forums but will try fren. Never thought she was more than a high 6 anyways.Plus I think she was one of those people that just escaped an autism diagnose as a kid

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It's not too late, But life could be worse. Get a job somewhere and start accumulating LINK, even if it is 3-4 link at a time. People would kill to accumulate 3-4 eth right now that easily. Having a child is not only a huge commitment but also a financial cost, upwards of 500K. Just Be sure to get 1000+ LINK and perhaps you can be saved.

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(You)

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user. Fuck man. Imagine caring that much about a woman. You now know they’re all whores. There’s so much more to life. Like money. user please.

>Currently sitting here I am so fucking poor

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God damn bro you avatar posting everywhere. I like you but chill. Go watch a movie or something and sleep. You been posting like 5 hours straight

Nice

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>methhead figure
>tattoos
You asked for it

no

Yeah that's where ending my life comes in... I know way to much about this Saturnic Earthly Plane to realistically think anything could get better before getting a lot worse. This shit has been whacked out ever since acid was invented, helping Steve jobs invent Apple, and the CELL or EYE phone, trapping people's minds. I'm no saint myself and find the ultimate sin of taking ones own life fitting for how my soul feels trapped in this meat suit.

That's how fomo syndrome is like, don't worrie this peak wouldn't last long, it was too sudden too vertical, been so many uncertainty like tether, libra, sewgit, craig, binance,

Save it for the next blood bath so you buy everything at sight

Chill out, you haven't missed anything, crypto just might get started

So I shouldn't give up, and accumulate link, to be slight wealthy in 6 years. Sounds worth it

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>don't worrie this peak wouldn't last long, it was too sudden too vertical

>So I shouldn't give up, and accumulate link, to be slight wealthy in 6 years. Sounds worth it
heh...you're not bad kid
here's a picture just for you
>replace ETH with LINK for a vision of your future

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What is this?

You're fucking right. I'm going to just keep applying for disability, and ill probably get 30k plus for back pay since they denied me last year and just throw it all into link. Thank God I'm not married to the whore and have to worry about her getting any of it. No way I'm going back to pic related

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user just traveled through time to snap one picture to potentially save another anons life

I knew about it and didn't buy, because Core said BTC was getting proper smart contracts & obviously Ethereum was a Russian scam.

Dude, she had fucking tattoos. It's a huge redflag for slut alert.
How stupid can you be? You deserve this. I knew tattooed girls are effectively prostitutes as young as 14.

she's actually pretty hot.
man up, get a job, take care of your kid.
i'm sorry you missed out on our get rich quick scheme but you need to just get over it.

>No way I'm going back to pic related

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Found the incel

You actually haven't even seen a face pic and probably don't understand that physical appearance is only part of what makes someone attractive.

>ur an incssel!
you mad? Every chad knows this.
Enjoy dying poor, and get the fuck out of Jow Forums, normalfag.

>muh I heard about BTC in 2013 but didn't buy

Yeah and you could have predicted the lottery numbers for last week too

Stop being a whiny little faggot and get on with improving your life. Rich successful people do not have the bitch mentality that you have - they're constantly improving themselves and looking for the next opportunity. Your situation is not even that bad - Either kill yourself or man up.

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Since when do summer fags who have acquaintances with 14 year old tattooed prostitutes larp as Chad's? BTFO

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I could have been making 50 BTC in a mining session you fucking numbskull. I didn't just hear about it my computer couldn't handle the fucking blockchain and I was only 17 and ignorant.

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have lasting emotional bonds

Sauce on that bottomless qt

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Yes and you would have sold those BTC for $100 a few months later, or you'd have thrown the computer away and lost the private keys. My original point still stands.

Seriously you sound like an insufferable faggot, please just KYS and spare this board your drivel.

You sound atheist. Seek God

>"i could have but i couldn't"

kill urself u fucking donkey

Shitting in the street 4 feet away from me where you eat on the sidewalk Rashneesh

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So?

I'd like to think I have a pretty decent relationship with YHWH thanks.

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At least he will make it.

Was I fucking talking to you faggot move along now. Here's a (You)

"Make it" you mean the number in his back account changing while he still can't even hold a conversation with another man, let alone a woman?

You're the one here replying to my thread all on my dick tho

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Inspect element and changing the time

>have lasting emotional bonds

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>dating a woman with tattoos
Sorry, but you really should have seen it coming. Also, kek at all the desperate cucks here going “hurr she’s hot”.
You shouldn’t kill yourself though, you should seek Christ.

Makes sense not to. Plus now that I think about it today was my first day off pain pills for my broken arm. The mild withdrawals are probably just making me a little fucking bitch. I sound like a cringy addict who tells stories of their struggle to stay clean from H. Kek

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