What makes you all so sure that chainlink is gonna moon?

This, 100$ EOY

I don't. Jow Forums have been deluding themselves for years. If chainlink is such a game changer why is it that it's only this board that cares about it?

1. It's being shilled by Jow Forums, we memed trump as president into existence.

2. It's a promising project which still has big things coming up this year, if you wanna sell wait till October at the VERY least

3. $1000 eoy

>2.
This. Shit’s still unraveling. That’s why there’s no “next link” yet

It's already mooned, retard.

$1,000 EOY easy, user. Don't have FOMO and join us to the moon

Several months ago, I was on a vision quest in the swamps of the everglades. I had a deck of tarot cards with me, my utility kilt, my trusty .22, and my bones blessed by a Jesuit used car salesman. Raccoon vertebrae, specifically. That's important. On the 9th day, I was wading up to my balls in swamp water when I saw an incredible sight.
A panther, gator, and bald eagle were all locked in a fight. In that moment, I saw the perfect United Trinity of the cosmos. The alligator represented Bitcoin. Old, slow, not much use to anyone besides memes, but immensely powerful. The panther represented ETH, for obvious reasons. But the eagle... The eagle I knew represented LINK. The master of the limitless sky, symbol of freedom. I wept and peed a little because it was such a powerful spectacle to behold. That night after I failed to light a fire, I decided to roll the bones and consult the tarot. I split the deck into holy 3s and shuffled each split, then assigned 3 bones to each deck. After reciting the 3rd verse of Holy Diver, I drew forth the first card. The Hierophant, but reversed. Interesting.
The bones were inconclusive, mostly because when I went to roll them, they all rolled into some nearby water and I lost them. The second card, however, was powerful. Literally, it was Strength. The card of patience, perseverance, and not letting small setbacks falter you. The third card, before I could even touch it, I could feel it's power. My fingers trembled, from trepidation and lack of eating solid food. As I flipped it, I nearly stood up and gasped.
The Sun. The fucking Sun was the third card. Universal symbol of good fortune, liberation, and enlightenment. I gathered my things and tried as fast as I could to make it back to my car, over the course of another 2 days of hardly stopping. I raced home, turned on my computer and spent another 5k on LINK. All my life savings.
The date then, was June 12th.
I believe in the magic.

Cause the dicklet drid addict known as “42” said so and he is a time traveller or something who sent a quantic neuronal message to himself telling himself to buy a shitcoin instead of passing on the super lotto numbers. I read biz daily so I am the type of faggot who would believe that type of stupidity

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Sounds like you know what you are doing with your life, sir.

My experience was not as exoteric, but I've had a lot of signs from the universe or God or however you want to acknowledge it, finding little trinkets and seeing hexagons all around me all the time, this all happened after I had a random acid trip one night when I walked downtown to get dinner, the dead heads were in town, so I got dosed and in my trip i put out the intention that i would like to know which crypto would be the highest gainer, i let the universe speak through people that night and it was amazing, I dont exactly remember every detail that night, but I ended up with a meseeks cube pin from Rick and Morty which revealed to me enough of what I needed to get out of that night. This was right before the bull run, and I ended up just going through my own personal problems before I ended up buying any LINK , but it all worked out because when I seriously started to understand LINK and get massive fomo, LINK reached its bottom and I just knew I had to get my hands on as much as possible.

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I've been into crypto since 2012-2013. Crypto as a whole is an EXTREMELY misunderstood space. Bitcoin is popular, but I would reckon that maybe 20-50% of Bitcoin holders know what Bitcoin is from a high level and can explain it easily, and maybe 5% have an actual technical understanding of it beyond "decentralized currency". So now realize that Chainlink is a new and under the radar coin that has barely done any marketing.

Basically, its just too technical to gain popular traction. I've been holding for over a year and a half and I still would struggle to easily explain it to someone.

>The usecase is "every other blockchain project ever HAS to use link."
How the fuck does that even work?

Can you please at least attempt to google the fucking oracle problem.
I think I'm at the point where I'm leaving biz for a few months again, seems to be full of retards.
BUY LINK, PUT IN COLD STORAGE AND FUCK OFF

The only thing I'm sure about is this pic

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Last time Jow Forums memed this hard, Trump got elected. The memes have spoken. Get on board or be left out, your call.

imagine thinking eth can handle that kind of volume

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W2c?

Based if not pasta

Imagine not knowing about threshold signatures

Imagine not understanding crypto checksums. Fucking IMAGINE not understanding oracles.

lmao, as if businesses are going to collude with competitors, dumb nigga
>check whether data is correct after the fact
>they will use this
lmao

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>What makes you all so sure that chainlink is gonna moon?
it's just fundamental
>pic related

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heh...

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>buy a shitcoin instead of passing on the super lotto numbers
lol imagine
I'll spam this video again until you actually watch it and understand
youtu.be/-TLCaDbBv_s
>sure thing
>I bet on sure things
it's not that hard lol
it's called (((insider))) information
I'm a (((Jow Forums))) insider
I'm a (((fortune))) insider

>The publics out there throwing darts at a board
>I don't throw darts at a board
>I bet on sure things
>Read Sun Tzu: The Art of War
>every battle is won BEFORE it's ever fought
>think about it

>Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500?
>'cause they're sheep
>and sheep get slaughtered
>Most of these harvard MBA types, they don't add up to dog shit
>give me guys that are poor, smart, and hungry
>and no feelings
>you win a few
>you lose a few
>but you keep on fighting
>and if you need a friend, get a Dog || God
>it's trench warfare out there pal

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nice picture
>LINK reached its bottom and I just knew I had to get my hands on as much as possible.
good lad

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>he doesn't know

>Muh decentralised blockchain is hyper secure
>muh altcoin shit projects are gonna revolutionise the world
>half these projects are useless without oracle data

First day on biz huh?

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>Jow Forums
>high level

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Jeez man you get any sleep lately?

delusion

The Fact that they just partnered with fucking Oracle

>Jeez man you get any sleep lately?
I will when I die
until then you'll have to forgive me for lingering around longer to see how this all plays out

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It already did.

It's not black magic on this board if people know about it.

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For real, its weird to be able to see how it all plays out from this board. Don't blink haha

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I tripped balls on shrooms yesterday. I think I get the hands/eyes pictures you've been posting now. Thanks homie.

is 24 hr volume relevant to potential growth? it'd be top 5, not counting tether.

>I think I get the hands/eyes pictures you've been posting now
glad to hear, enjoy your weekend my friend, it's a long weekend where I'm from so I'm having a good time cat sitting my brothers two kittens and chilling with my waifu today and shitposting with friends on Jow Forums

if you liked that hands/eye gif then you might appreciate this one
>enslaved moisture
>aka huemans
hahahahaha

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>Don't blink haha
mfw I'm (((surfing))) the internet

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I agree, for now. But as soon as the marketing freaks come out of the woodwork again and steal Jow Forums memes to catch twitter, reddit and facebook fools it will be again black as the abyss

Countless hours of research, browsing esoteric articles, reading through threads, assblaster himself; all of that only slightly convinced me.

What really did it for me was the realization that none of this is a coincidence. The meme magic, the digits, and the larps.
Even in daily life, I've had some odd run-ins with Chainlink references. The last two years on Jow Forums have irreversibly changed me. The game was honked from the start and we're just along for the ride.

Strap in.

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You married her?
Glad to hear, and really get your endo consume under control, I'm sure you can make it. Think about your future children

Really only means it's active, for evertly buy there's a sell. Technically better for the jewbots, as they capitalize on volatility and steal our money into their chinky little hands.

Good sign overall though...gets people talking and watching

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Way more than half fren, 99.9%.

Bitcoin is the only one that has ANY purpose without LINK and that’s only because it’s purpose evolved into Gradfathered store of value.

May be 100% if LINK grows big enough however. Even ETH actually does very little real world applicable things without LINK.

This has been the problem from day 1, and the main FUD against crypto. LINK takes crypto from fun money internal use toys into reality.
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fun fact: I've never seen ron jeremy's dick

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>66 dubs
>hexagon have 6 sides
>hexagon is cube

holy cow...

No idea what threshold signatures are: the post.

>What really did it for me was the realization that none of this is a coincidence
>The meme magic, the digits, and the larps.

>You married her?
naw she's just my waifu
I find the term (((girlfriend))) to be something teenagers say
waifu is much more accurate

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oracle said we are the chosen ones

Holy fuck you are salty. Go fuck yourself, fucking slav.

c..che..check..ed

waifu has that weeb touch and sounds like she is more of a pillow than a human. And again get you drug consume under control, like just stop. I know from experience that you probably think you control it, but it is not true. I was a weed lmao dude for 11 years and looking back, the best decision I ever took was just to stop, realizing how it controlled me, even when I was under the impression I was the one in control

If all these nulinker questions are real.... then I feel like uncle oldfag needs to come back and give another one of his useless stories, and they can all fuck off.

Check

i visited Jow Forums off and on during the chainlink massive shilling. I remember when people were screaming for mods to ban chainlink threads. I checked Jow Forums randomly past couple months when chainlink had went from 0.70-.0.90. I couldnt believea shilled shitcoin made it past 0.35 after years but it convinced me to put in $25. Now im sitting with 150 links hoping this actually moons.

forgive me frens i doubted the meme magic.

>she is more of a pillow than a human
I call her by her name
until we're married, she's not my girlfriend, no such thing exists
>I was a weed lmao dude for 11 years and looking back, the best decision I ever took was just to stop, realizing how it controlled me, even when I was under the impression I was the one in control
thank you for your kind words
I'm not worried about my smoking, only for my lungs and the second hand smoke
mary jane is a lovely lady
song related:
youtu.be/-1LGBg9ysd4
mfw brb gonna rip one and brew some coffee

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>$25

god i hate fucking summer

>convinced me to put in $25.
mfw

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thanks. it just looked anomalous. wondering if binance price suppression theory was legit or not. dunno.

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Checked and linkpilled

>barely able to scrap together 5k because I was a stupid fuck that only got 1k as a joke months ago
Fuck I'm so dumb.

mfw i dont have a fucking clue what chainlink is and i jumped on board just on time with few hundred usd.

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freindly reminder misato is best girl

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How about calling her a partner? After all it is an emotional (and maybe economic) partnership
>I'm not worried about my smoking
You are still young and I'm certain you know what is best for you namefag. But for the sake of your future children stop it, at least when your wife gets pregnant, there is nothing worse for a child than experiencing its male role model drugged out of his mind.

Nice FUD.

the toilet on this bish

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I'll never be smoking weed when I have my kids
they're never to know of what I've done in my 20s
my father was the same way
I thought he was a model man and straight edge guy
turns out he was exactly like me in my 20s and I only found out recently
hahahahahaha

>How about calling her a partner?
naw, waifu is much better lol
the sodomites have stolen (((partner))) it sounds too mercantile for my tastes

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>i jumped on board just on time with few hundred usd.
good lad
keep pic related in mind

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Yes. Will hold until dear life and if it sinks i will sink with it. lets get it

Because Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious. Eric Holder lied and Paul Walker died. If you don't know how Chainlink was involved you have some serious reading to do. Start with the whitepaper.

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>Eric Holder lied and Paul Walker died. If you don't know how Chainlink was involved you have some serious reading to do. Start with the whitepaper.
based

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So if link is so good..
Shirley my sub 200 stack will allow me to make it?

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If you don't make the same mistakes than most old fags who sold their 1000 BTC after a year or two, sure

This is by far the gayest fucking copy pasta on the whole fucking board, even worse than the fucking oh no your bull run is stopped.
Fuck off you pathetic newfaggot.

>I'll never be smoking weed when I have my kids
they're never to know of what I've done in my 20s
>my father was the same way
>I thought he was a model man and straight edge guy
>turns out he was exactly like me in my 20s and I only found out recently
What the fuck 42? Either we're all the same person or our similar backgrounds had some effect in bringing us together. Identical story here. Time for my morning coffee and bud too.

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faggot linklet btfo, this is now a misato thread

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>This is by far the gayest fucking copy pasta on the whole fucking board, even worse than the fucking oh no your bull run is stopped.
Fuck off you pathetic newfaggot.

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>Either we're all the same person or our similar backgrounds had some effect in bringing us together. Identical story here. Time for my morning coffee and bud too.
;-)
man Sergey's picture looks exactly like my linkedin profile pic
it's fucking hilarious
we're resonating with these ideas for a reason friend

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LINK will literally outgrow BTC marketcap over the next three years. This is going to be insane

>42
What is your opinion on assblaster and whalekiller?

>What is your opinion on assblaster and whalekiller?
seem like cool enough dudes
looking out and contributing to the community
contributors are always appreciated if it's constructive
lurkers are cool
everything else posted here is filth lol and is trying to shake out weak hands or shilling some garbage

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you are a MANIAC!

not so fun fact: your mother has most likely seen or more.

found the schizo

>contributors are always appreciated if it's constructive
>lurkers are cool
>everything else posted here is filth lol and is trying to shake out weak hands or shilling some garbage
>found the schizo
still stuck in the /lost and found/ zone I see

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RLC is the next link. It does peeled
Oracles plus much more

Fuck off RLC disrespected LINK and so it should bend the knee