Would you give up $38,000,000,000 to fuck this?

hot

50% of her is plastic. disgusting

never gets old

no, i would keep the 38 billion, myself.

Deep down bezos is still a beta nerd faggot

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy

This proves that you can have a high iq and still be retarded with women

There isnt a female in existence that will ever be worth 38bn.

I'd rather jerk off for the rest of my life than give that up.

imagine the head

Bezo still thinks with his dick at the end of the day. How disappointing.

and this

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elaborate

This.

Absolutely

divorce settlement as a way to cash out without scaring other shareholders into panic selling

No but i would for this satanic whore

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Betas larping as chads. Nasty patchwork there not worth it

>Ex wife gets 38 billion in divorce settlement
>Cash out 38 billion
>Ex wife has 38 billion and you have 0 billion

How does he get his money?

>clause added in
>she can't sell more than 2% a year or that's corporate espionage in bad faith
>judge goes with it because you bought his town

they are still together. the divorce was a sham

only for a woman with this EXACT body

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you could have her cloned for a fraction of that and save yourself the troubles of having the nightmares that come with assimilating her genetic experience to yours

that only costs 25k user

>saudi friend

This, but also this.

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>some beaner cleaning lady
No thanks

>she will never sit on your face out of love while you worship her like a goddess
>even if I paid a girl to sit on my face it's not the same, it's just weird

why is life so cruel

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Jeff would, so ask yourself why wouldn’t you

yes

After reading the replies here, I just realized I save so much money by just jacking off.

Stop with this shit

Even this is too much.

Not a single woman in world worth over 1k.

that perfect makeup, love it

The question is actually, would you spend 38 billion to be free from this

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I'd give up my life savings to smell a 10/10 woman's beautiful asshole (e.g., Miss Alice).

> Trashy AF
That's like $50 tops user

that's 38,000,000 x 1000$, that's 38 million 1000$ premium 18 year old prostitutes, that's 60 years of fucking a 1000$ whore every single minute...

for $3800 you could literally rape and kill a 12-year old girl in Ukraine

for zero dollars i can rape and kill you

did this, not worth $3800. I'd pay $500 to do it again.

?

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>tfw she is now worth 38b
lel

money is all relative. Id pay 1m to fuck alexis ren if I was a billionaire.

in my current situation, I wouldnt even consider paying over a few thousand dollars to fuck a perfect 10

Face looks like one of those Easter Island statues.

>that bull nosering
>tattoos
>$38million fuck

no.

You have bad taste, sorry. $200 tops for both together.

She looks like she has 87 iq (the eyes).
That's what irks me most.

>Chasing pussy.
Unironically never gonna make it.