I'm fucking addicted to poker but I can't afford the habit

I'm fucking addicted to poker but I can't afford the habit.

What are some good ways to sublimate my addiction?

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trade altcoins instead and poker will feel boring

Play poker with fake chips???

fr i thought these were san pellegrinos... im addicted to them shits and its ruining my life

you have it easy op

Get better at poker

play trondice , better odds

If you’re good at poker you can easily make good money. Problem is you can also lose it all instantly or lose to some dumbfuck who had no business and go on tilt and lose it all

Have you heard about Jesus

buy chainlink and before 2019 you can afford the habit

If you are truly addicted, you need to stop. If you are just getting carried away there are ways to curb your habit

jus jackuff unto th coins sir

get good at the game and make start making a profit brainlet

Get Sharkscope and see how much you're losing...that'll bring you back down to earth

Tabletop simulator on Steam
There's multiple casino game servers

Have 30+ hours in with friends

MEMORIZE YOUR RANGES PLAY WITH PIO SOLVER MEMORIZE PUSH FOLD IF U PLAY TOURNYS DON'T PAY OFF OMC 4 BETS

>MEMORIZE YOUR RANGES
>PLAY WITH PIO SOLVER
>MEMORIZE PUSH FOLD IF U PLAY TOURNYS >DON'T PAY OFF OMC 4 BETS
what does any of this mean? why do you type like that?

fish nit faggot brainlet leave my board

It's poker jargon cmon man

what do they mean?

They mean, you gotta know when to holdem, know when to foldem, know when to walk away and when to run!

cringe and unworthy of trips

>Losing it all instantly

Never put your whole bankroll on the table.

I have no concept of bankroll management. I go all in if I feel I'm stronger than the opponent and it's just not smart when I have no funds to buy back in. It's what hold me back from going to play more often. I think if I read up on it and practiced it, that's the biggest thing holding my game back

you guys are gay. i'll just fucking find it on youtube.

The game is far harder now than back in around 2005 when I started. Strict bankroll management is a MUST. No exceptions. No I'll just play double my stakes just this once. If your roll goes down stakes have to go down...this is soul destroying as you can be stuck there for months trying to move back up a gear...all in all poker isn't worth it in 2019.

>can't afford the habit
that means you're shit at poker and you need to learn to play better. You shouldn't be losing money.

Professional poker player here Ama

literally just google it you faggot

unironically this

>post says i'm going to find it online
>"duuuuh, find it online, faggot"
great input, retard.

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Play Classic WoW

y tho

buy crypto

Start buying $LIT instead of poker tokens faggot