>tfw only 37.5 Linkies
It's not fair bros ;_:
Tfw only 37.5 Linkies
YOU HAD 2 YEARS TO ACCUMULATE
STAY POOR LINKLET
you'll have another chance to buy when link hits 35 cent in october
Me too fren, me too. This just means we need to hold with stronger hands than any of this lot.
Haha, what a fucking peasent. Look at my big dick stack, you jelly?
I can't actually believe this it's fucking hilarious !!!!!
And I was crying abouit only getting 13k in the presale hahahaha im dying
hes from reddit, he probably had about 3 days
How much did you pay that? lol
I have 100 LINKs. I had time to accumulate under a dollar since I migrated from /sci/ to Jow Forums late May. I should've taken the red pill and went all in. My dumbass went 60% into HOT and got justd. Nevertheless, YOLO I have 100 LINKs. Yes I am a poorfag thank you for pointing that out.
I’ll airdrop you 500 LINK right now if you put a sharpie in your pooper w/ timestamp.
here I thought 1.2k link was bad...
same LMAO
a sharpie in your pooper with timestamp
It's going to be worth $0 in a few months, don't worry, it's going to be a priceless lesson for you nevertheless.
>not air dropping the lad 12.5 because you want to
It is fair you have two years
He’s gotta earn it.
I’ll give you half a stack OP. Sharpie in pooper w/ timestamp now.
not OP but also a linklet (49.6 linkies) - give me this opportunity to rise to the challenge and i won't let you down
it's worst than i thought... 48!
i just realized
77 link = 1 eth
perfectly fair. you had 2 years to buy a fat stack but you decided to fomo at 4$
You've 2.4 more LINK than me
last year i put $25 into link literally just because of Jow Forums and here we are now.
i started with 60 then sold at $4 and bought back to have 70 stinky linkies.
Pic with timestamp for links. Post wallet address you want them sent to
Never did I think my 5.4k stack would make me a king.
Soon anyone with just 1k or more will be considered a whale.
I'll add another 600 LINK to anyone who puts a sharpie in their pooper with a timestamp. Idgaf I have 20.6k LINK. All these linklets who don't even have 100 LINK can take up the challenge and increase their stacks so in the future when LINK is $1k, they'll have $600k at least, not just $30k-60k.
how far in do i have to go?
T-thanks user, I needed that.
>1.2k linklet
Based. So now the total is 1100 LINK for shaprie in pooper w/timestamp, post wallet address with pic
Seriously tempted
FUCK IT I'M DESPERATE
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He fucking did it! Someone give this man some linkies!!!!
ive had about a week
i dont go to that shithole but about 5 months ago I was thinking about jumping onto link but didnt do it. About a week ago I went ahead and bought about 100 now i am accumulating them to fucking bad I was to scared to actually start doing it 5 months ago.
Is there any whale looking to hire me? I can make fud and pump posts according to your whims and whishes. I accept payment only in Link
The absolute state of this board
sent ;)
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You anons better come through
You're getting nothing.
The bull season is officially back
There's my shit-smeared buy signal.
Amateurs.
This is bullish
IS HE DOING IT
...
just go outside and get a loan, you don't have to actually put a sharpie in your ass, poorfags
Too late
Swing yourself up to 10k LINK.
Hey help me out here, I'm a poor linklet myself
The writing is not clear sorry man do another one. I'll send you extra 100(700 total) when you correct it.
I have shitty handwriting
We really need to get hiroshimoot to just ban the entire Indian IP range.
sent ;)
It might take a bit longer then usual since I have safety measures in place. Gotta keep them linkies safe.
Sweet I'm in. Also notice I took the time to really work it into the pooper. The others really didn't take the initiative imo.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
i want to tug on those cute shitskin-looking balls and make you squeal
Ok guys I have last 500 LINK to giveaway to linklets. This time draw the chainlink logo on your butt and timestamp with sharpie as well. Godspeed linklets. May the fastest win.
This makes me feel better about my 800 linklet stack
>he deleted it
Fuck it I’m desperate. Stay stinky.
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Feel ya Bro, I come from a poor country (Liechtenstein).
1.783 Linket reporting in
No one wanna take me up on my offer? I can larp as a whale or as a nulinker. Accepting only link.
Unironically the biggest buy signal
You're worse than the glorious faggots shoving sharpies up their asses for internet monies.
it's hard to draw upside down
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Take the challenge and you'll be pic related in 2 years.
Disqualified due to breaking the sharpie rule, at least follow basic directions when shoving things up your ass bro.
i've been on Jow Forums since 2007 and avoided Jow Forums like plague. you all write like you have schizophrenia. now i'm mad for being wrong
Wait I haven't received it yet
This.
Cmon man just do it right and I'll send you the goddamn stinkies.
biztards are back to shoving things up their asses again, we have finally entered the bull market
Maybe. But we both know none of them are going to get any internet monies for sticking sharpies up their bungholes. Arguably my way is better
Just bought 10k
Somebody compile these prostitutes into one image, for future references.
Link $1k is FUD !
There are no sharpies in europoorland, this is the closest I could get
So fucking bullish
On mobile, can someone check if any of these guys got more linkies in their wallets
Negative.
I always told people.... if I do porn its gonna be tasteful as fuck.
I'm still waiting on mine. I may have just fallen for a LARP
>Definitive proof that the link locomotive is faggot free!
Transfers take like 15 mins. Come back and post if you receive though
>I may have just fallen for a LARP
Yeah I don't think we were ever getting paid bro. Doesn't matter to me I'm not even gay and my ass just gobbles a sharpie up no big deal. It was kinda fun actually, like an experiment. I'll walk it off a and just lock it away in my memory like it never happened.
i see ur one sharpie and raise you two coloured sharpies
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It fucking triggered additional security measures. Just verified again phone sms, google 2fa and email. It says 3hrs. I didn't think about it, cuz 600 LINK used to be only 100$ or something.
Wait you guys took the sharpies back out?
>this fucking thread
If this isn't a LARP i'll start praying you make it.
Damn now that's some dedication and can do attitude right there. Cheers sir.
Kek I just finished highschool and have 20k LINK. I don't need any praying. Don't worry, in 3hrs max the transaction will confirm. Fucking huobi.
Do you know what post ID's are? Do you know what archived threads are? A picture of your ass with a sharpie shoved up it is on the internet forever. Hope the PROMISE of an insignificant amount of money was worth it!
Post screenshot of funds or else LARP