*ting* *ting* *ting*

Do it! Ftw!!

*microphone noise* *ahemmmm* Gather around anons, announcement will take place

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already attended one of these today, impress me

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someone call an ambulance, just incase he's about to boast about having broken $10m, and is now off to retire in a big pile of vaginas

this. White people are the biggest jokes in society lmao fucking brainlets here will taken offense to it. Meanwhile you’re just some degenerate breed that lives in your moms basement Kek kys faggots.

Fuck frogposters

I'm getting excited.

Is he going to say it?

I'm here to stay

>That's my boyfriend up there

Muves!

*clap noises*
*Walks in the room*
Young anons, boomer anons. Everyone will be included in the announcement. I will be back in an instant

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*takes seat

We are listening

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Make it quick

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fucking hell. hurry up with your alzheimer's pills.

*changes outfit*
*walks in the room*
*major clap noises*

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Drop the news chad

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i yearn for your news :)

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*sits down after obtaining mini finger foods from snack table*

This faggot has been collecting suited Pepes for years. Announce your announcement or fuck off.

AYO THIS NIGGA BOUTA DO IT SENPAI

>Haha guys looks its the frog i saw on Facebook :)
Get new material

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DID I MISS IT

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Oh hey

hope i'm not to late

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*peep noises* ATTENTION ANONS, *taps the microphone* ANNOUNCEMENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN 2 MINUTES, THATS RIGHT YOU HAVENT MISSED IT YET! THERE ARE FREE MOUNTAIN DEWS AT THE COUNTER, TAKE ONE AND SIT DOWN

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WELL...WERE WAITING

Go on, the clock is ticking.

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Well done gentleman, now it's time.

Geez. now I have to get up again. Gimme my mountain dew

Need to go to bath. Brb

>announcing an announcement
Srsly?

Where did you get that?! Whatever. Sit down already.

*Sluuuurrrp*

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I, too, am ready for the announcement.

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*ahemm* *ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION (((MARKET MAKERS)))
Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

FUCK YANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK NULINKERS
FUCK REDDIT

and worse of all

FUCK SWINGLINKERS

*ahem*
I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking Linkies. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand? I. Am. Never. Ever. Ever. EVER. FUCKING SELLING

N E V E R S E L L I N G
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I will NEVER, ever sell my linkies. LINK at 18k sats? Didnt sell.
LINK at 17k? Didnt sell.
LINK at 15k? 10k? 8k?... 3k? 2k? 1k?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING. ANNOUNCEMENT IS OVER, FREE HENTAI AT THE COUNTER
*drops the mic*

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i hope this isnt a racist announcement, friend

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FUCKING BASED!
YOU HEAR THAT!?
NEVER
NEVER
EVER
EVER!!!

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based

>*peep noises*
what?

>never selling
right, so you're as big a failure as it's possible to be, not even a single cent of profit.
at least the idiot to whom this post was a reply, was hoping to sell one day, albeit for a cripplingly deluded $1k/piece.

absolutely based

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Based announcement

janny clean it up. he said meat things about jews and women

holy fucking based

*Rapturous applause*
BASED

i swear to god i get a pink i'd every time i fucking post. literally 8 times in a row now

Maybe it means something

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