Get abducted

did you not learn faggot?
never. ever. tell. anyone. you. fucking. got. crypto.

pleb

By not remembering my key. I'm so fucked.

>>how do you prevent this?
let them kill you
my life would be ruined after that point anyways

>they called me disgusting and lazy for being obese unable to leave the house
who's laughing now

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>s-sorry criminals, my coins are in coinbase vault, they are locked for ~3 days and cant be moved
>Man found dead in apparent multi day torture session.

too late.. some coworkers know.. i didnt really mind telling because it wasnt a lot of money but its a lot now and they know

Same goes if you got abducted and forced to transfer all your fiat to the abductor...

“What crypto?”

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thats not the same because the bank will recognize this as a forced transaction and will revert it

trezor password wallet with most of your shit, no password wallet with a smaller amount, then turn off the password feature. literally impossible to infer you have more than what is on the dummy account

become so obese they can't physically move you

fine, you said you have a lot so do this

you go find a homeless person (have to be looking extra desperate) you show them a stack of $100 bills (mix in $1 bills to make it look fatter)and tell them you will pay them if they get rid/stab a guy (your friend) for you.

they will most likely oblige if desperate enough.
people who got nothing to lose anyways & living on the streets are very useful in that sense

best of luck

My ledger nano has a self-destruct heartbeat and stress sensor, if I was to be forced to unlock my wallet by an attacker, it would detect the increased stress and automatically send all my coins to a burn wallet and wipe the ledger

Have lots of dogs and sons

That's a quite extensive harem.

Sergey is a goddamn genius.

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useless and risky

>just add a timelock for withdrawals
mfw attackers have to wait 7 days for balance to go through

friends can cancel it

2 of 3 multisig wallet (or any M of N higher). 1 key held by your attorney/accountant/bank. Then you can't send bitcoin without a trusted party besides yourself.

>dummy wallet with 0.1% of your holdings
>second dummy wallet with 1% of your holdings for the thief who expected a dummy wallet
>real wallets are smart contract wallets with delayed withdrawals (cancellable by multisigs)
inb4 teenagers larp about criminals holding you hostage for days. unless you live in the third-world, this simply isn't practical to do as the criminal

*this is on your big stack

your small change is elsewhere (jamal can take that idc)

This is the honest answer btw, a technique proven throughout all of time but for some reason first worlders forgot it. Your family is your mafia, it's supposed to be bigger and stronger than your enemy's.

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Buy guns and go to an MMA gym.

this

Carry a firearm at all times. You should be doing this anyway

Carry a gun.

Most based thing I have read on Jow Forums in months

Tulip trust lel

b-b-but banks bad right?

Crypto good

Keep half your private key in bank safe deposit box

>huge crash in the market occurs
>user rushes to sell all his coins to preserve at least a little bit of money
>due to increased stress the ledger self destructs and leaves user homeless forever
Sounds good

>BTC has become mainstream.
>user takes out his ledger to pay for groceries.
>Suddenly ledger screams Allahu Akbar.
>Ledger explodes.
>Everyone dies.
>Iran is blamed.
>WW3 starts.
>Earth is turned into dust.
To think of it, you should have bought LINK.

This

Buy a gun

best answer

FPBP

>"Crypto? Dude I don't have any drugs on me. Here, Just take my money, please, just don't kill me"

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Underrated

unironically this

Feasible scenario.
Everyone should prepare for this situation.

mutlisig with a bank
If you need to be physically present at a bank to sign the second device to unlock funds. I guess this will exist in the future I thought of creating something like that but banks will provide the service

How about don't be a soiboy and carry a fucking gun.

>b-b-but it's illegal where I live!!!

So then carry one illegally, you enormous fucking pussy. Too bad 99% of you people are too scared of committing crimes IRL.

>In4b: easy for you to say Amerilard!!!

I'm a Spaniard. Viva españa, y muerte a los mequetrefes.

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"I-I-I-I'll need that lighter like thing you threw at the corner... it's called an electronic wallet.. also a phone.
>pendrive calls 911 with location and keeps stream, video included
"I knaw what one of those things look like, this white mother is motherfuckering lying this motherfucker. "
>" He's correct. Should you move this C-4 charge ledger will self destroy sending amounts of glitter all around and turning all you niggars gay... thus white. "

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Kek

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HTLC by Bitcoin doesn’t have this problem