HOLO ANNOUNCEMENT

imagine the smell

"We just need 2-3 months to finish the software" = 2021, if

Why does this look like a recruiting video for a cult?

motherfucker looks like ido portal

FUCK I HOLD 250K OF THESE SHIT COINS

THESE FUCKERS CANT EVEN GET THE AUDIO RIGHT

CHECKED DEM TRIPS

these granola fags take too much acid to finish software

Oh noes 400 dollars, top kek

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holo's gonna do it boiiii

400 that could have not went to fund some hipster commune's kombucha addiction

I'm not a holo fag but this video is straight up insulting on many levels

Exactly, it's really fucking odd, we all know something just isn't right with these people. Fuck I don't know what to do, my stack is so small 1.2 mil, guess we just ride or die right?

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i am a holofag and this video makes me want to sell

AS you should. Just sold my linkies too. What a heartbreaking day

I thought these shitheads had a professional team. They can't even edit a video together.

>when the guy wears a shitty 15 dollar sony headphone

[ukulele]
*clap* *clap*
[more ukulele]
*clap* *clap*
[a man whistling cheerfully]
>Here at holochain, we want our community to really feel like they are part of this amazing journey we are on
>So today, we will be bringing you an EXTRA special update
[whistling continues]
>You have been waiting and waiting for your holoports, you have stuck with us, through thick and thin and MANY delays [light chuckle]
>So it brings me great joy to finally be able to say
>FUCK
>YOU
[Record scratch]
>Your money is gone.
>Penis.
[Line goes dead]

>that face palm
>hipsters
>minorities
>more than woman
Fuck guys, it’s not looking good and I hold 750k myself. Is there enough buzz for this shit to pump on pure speculation?

pretty fucking weird. If you're up, sell it all for link. If you're down, sell half for link.

fuck meant to type ‘more than one woman’

I dunno dude. These people are creepy.

Exactly, I think the new Jow Forums plan for HOLO will be too ride the scam as long as we can, just be ready to hit sell on a moment's notice when the jig is up.

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ETH is developed by communist SJWs my sweet summerfags

I unironically love kombucha

is it opposite day already?

The fact that they haven't realized how overdone this "Each member deliveres a line, face at center frame, while "uplifting" fiverr stock music playing in the back" format is...just fucking sell

This coin is for homos.

every YT comment is bullish try harder at framing it as bad news

Jesus fuck imagine giving your money to some hippies who don't wear shoes...

Wtf man this shit is so cucked and cringe.

You're right user, that video is fine.
Also Russia elected Trump.

>sold your linkies
i bought at 4.30 and didn't have any money for the dip this morning

i get weird vibes from these people, like they all go to their boss's 70 acre ranch and have ritual orgies in nature or something, but its not just animals and each other they fuck
something about them weirds me out deeply

ben and jerries are hippies too big whoop

>youTube comments

In case you missed it, devs are moving thier stacks to binance. Massive dump incoming

That Mary is such a cunt. Clearly has no clue about any of the technicalities. What a condescending old trout

The team is pure raw reddit

Proof.

>america is relevant in 2019
incel cope

redditnigger fud. you have to go back

...

I know but isn’t that just the stinky linkies?

How do you mean?

nigger the whole team is a bunch of redditfags thats why i'm selling
stupid fuck

Just switched to BTT

Homochain has been this from the beginning. People unironically getting on board with this flaming pile of garbage should probably reconsider their life choices.

There a much better network proposals than this, that actually have functional software.

Those are ChainLink transactions.

check'em bitches

>ports won’t be shipped its a scam
>ports get shipped
>s-still a scam guys haha
Holocaust incoming

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Who is going to buy these ports?

3000 people already bought them

I think the number was upped to 5000

Unironically an insider. The software won't be ready this year, if ever. There are major problems that devs don't think can be fixed. Ports may be sent to users without software to avoid legal issues, but not before year's end. They will serve no functional purpose.

If you watched the video they will not release them from the distro centers. Meaning the Chinese manufacturer told them to get their unshipped ports out of there. They have other customers to worry about.

post proof. e.g. you holding holo merch

Would bang her so hard, you'd be begging me to stop. Wait for ports, losers, stop whining

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Insider here too. Ports will ship in a week and will come in a real gold casing that can suck your dick. The network will be immediately ready and have support for decentralized teledildonics orgies.

i wanna see her holo port

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Then you already know the ports are already "dated" tech. It's been that long that the ports are almost End of Life before you receive them. Thats gotta suck.

>240 million dollars
Oh no no no no
GET LIT

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Doesn't matter, a phone can run Facebook oh this tech

>her

t. fudder jeet

Which one is you

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Ugh the dirt of that team such smelly crusty tree huging hipsters ... they will NOT make it

Don't beat around the bush, it was 6 gorillion.

The cope in those comments reeks of normies and fake accounts

Insider here. Here is a HOT tip for all you holoport buyers. The ports are shipping out with a hidden surprise. The folks over at Bad Dragon were nice enough to ship out custom designed dragon dildos that have been tailored to our liking.

You got it.

100%. We've actually found pre-built alternatives which are cheaper and more powerful that could have been used instead. Even though these ports are expensive, we're still losing money on them due to manufacturing and shipping hiccups. Feelsbadman

Insane amount of FUD these last few weeks

All of whom are autists and engineers. The mood in this room is tupperware party. 105 iq. Polycule

CHECK

Show proof and the problem description

jesus fuck why dont they

Based. I can't wait to play with my new egg laying insect dildo

The video talks about needing to connect 5000 nodes. The problem there is they can't even get a few to connect without running into serious performance and memory issues. Closed alpha testing hasn't even begun.

Yes it has

That is what you've been lead to believe.

You can stop the larp now Jeremy

>>ports get shipped
Just not to the people who bought them, but instead to "warehouses" until they finish the software.

Shitty mics, strong sell signal

what team have you been on? i am close to quitting to be honest i can't stand the work climate any longer. the scrum standups are a fucking joke so many blockers in the git that haven't been tackled in months... all the hard tasks are escalating because no one is doing them voluntarily. there is no responsibility or hierarchy, i never worked in a more chaotic environment and don't get me started on the diversity and sustainability crap, i feel like i am in a cult some days.

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This is some quality fud, I'm feeling it

What the fucking fuck is this, you better not be real

FUCK THIS BOOMER SCAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Old pic from someone who got into the ICO

>crocs on the floor
i'm convinced
why do they hate shoes?

selling my stack btw

DELET NOW!

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ah okay
still selling

based...

ITT fake fud, keep accumulating

I have one of those stickers too. They were mailed to everyone who bought a port from the IGG campaign

they all look like trailer trash white people.

the bottom of the barrel whites. ahaha

ugly mother fuckers. i would have to get drunk to even fuck one.
selling my stack. unironically