Just found out my 9 year gf is pregnant

Link still sub $4.00. How fucked am I?

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When it goes to $10 cash out a chunk for college.

Only have 13.5k. It's worth to hold till like $100 right?

>9 yo gf

Congrats user.
Go at least 20% in LIT.

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how can I get a girl pregnant?

benis in vagoo

This is not a bad idea. I have 5% in lit but yeah it’s got a tiny market cap/supply.

Don't liquidate all at once. Sell as needed. Also babies aren't that expensive unless you buy into baby marketing bullshit. Spend a day with a poor Mexican family with 3-5 pinto beans any you will figure it out.

Delay cashing out for as long as you can afford.

If link is as good as we think it is, the tiny bits you cash out as needed will be worth more and more while being a smaller percentage of your stack the longer you can go between cashouts.

If you can get a second job for the next none months you may see link do well enough that you can get away with only cashing out a couple thousand link before $100

I'll give it a shot...

Get a job. Any job. Hold on to those linkies. However much time it takes, don't sell them until $500-$1000 (Preferably at $1k). Pray LINK moons in the future,

an abortion costs less than 100 LINK. what are you doing?

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9 year olds can't get pregnant, user.

Name it LINK regardless of gender

We're both white...

>have a son
>name it Link
>'ohh you named your kid after the video game character? thats cute'
>'n-no.. the dememmaa orgle newor...'
>'what'
>'the decentralized orcle newor...'
>'umm...i can't hear you.'
>*breathes in*
>'LINK is a decentralized oracle service, which aims to connect smart contracts with data from the real world. Since blockchains cannot access data outside their network, oracles are needed to function as data feeds in smart contracts. Oracles provide external data (e.g. temperature, weather) that trigger smart contract executions upon the fulfillment of pre-defined conditions. Participants on the Chainlink network are incentivized (through rewards) to provide smart contracts with access to external data feeds. Should users desire access to off-chain data, they can submit a requesting contract to ChainLink’s network. These contracts will match the requesting contract with the appropriate oracles. The contracts include a reputation contract, an order-matching contract, and an aggregating contract. The aggregating contract gathers data of the selected oracles to find the most accurate result.'

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>not treating this as a joyous occasion
This is the moment, mate, when you're supposed to be on cloud 9.

This has to be a larp. How do you just find out a bitch is 9 months pregnant?
Either way if not a larp congrats we need more white peoples

>in a relationship for 9 years
>still not married

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He didnt say 9 year old you FUCKING DUMB FAGGOT ASS NIGGER BITCH CUNT.

BUT WHERE IS THE VAGOO I ONLY SEE BENIS

fucking this
living in sin for 9 years and having a baby out of wedlock
unbased and bluepilled

I refuse to believe anyone holding chainlink has had sex

i stopped having sex when i started holding chainlink lmao its been 2 years, im 25

AND MAKE SURE IS NOT TYRONES BABY

based

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I am but link needs to moon so I can spend more time with the child.

just get a job my guy

We've made pledges to each other to stay together as long as it works and no one cheats. Why does a church need to get involved.

I have one. Just want to go part time or quit to raise my family right.

audible kek

Marry her, small wedding, courthouse, work, save up for baby stuff, put some into link maybe, Under no circumstances will you sell any link tokens in 2019 they are your ticket out of poverty

>holds link
i take it youre a cuck? that could be anyones kid

Congrats! You will hold the better investment of your life, and he/she will airdrop you with love every day.

>9 years together
>Just now had a child
It's not yours.

Kek and audible snort

has anyone gotten a vasectomy? i've wondered how risky it is as I don't want / can't afford children and would like to remove the constant threat of pregnancy

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How is procreating fucked? That's great dude.

>using the word cuck
Found the cuck.

Congratulations!

There's something kind of repulsive to me about guys that want to sterilize themselves. Maybe if you already have a few kids but its just one of those things that feels wrong.

Google says that they can buy usually need c section.

Do you like walking around with a loaded gun in your pants?

If you are 100% sure you don’t want kids, get that gun unloaded or you’ll potentially be on the hook for the rest of your life.

Child support is fucked

>got 9 more months
you'll be fine... probably

>Do you like walking around with a loaded gun in your pants?

Fuck yeah that would be bad ass.

>who is Aisha

this

lmao literal cuck kys

Grats on the upcoming kid, OP! You have 9 months to pray for a moonshot or to start cashing out if it hits $5, maybe even $10. Most of all, don't push her to get an abortion. Killing babies is never a good idea.

Have sex

>Why does a church need to get involved.

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>be with the boys
>horny as fugg
>dream up crazy plan to travel across the lands to find exotic bitches to stick benis in
>fuck this farm hand job,I don't need the septims anyway
>scrape up what gear I can, get the boys, say farewell to family and begin the journey of a lifetime

Man, what a life

the real question here is how the fuck did you avoid not getting your girlfriend pregnant for 9 years?